Why, are you eager to post another topic about masturbation? 
Not quite. Here's the deal: I posted the Maxim link not because I wanted to "tempt" anyone but because I was being facetious and therefore sought to yank Chaim's chain (so to speak). Chaim and the moderators however took the matter seriously, with Chaim going into a diatribe about how evil s*xuality is. Therefore I felt that I should respond. But I don't tend to talk about such private matters, a fact that I can assure you of!