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Who was Ezra?
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~Ezra Hirschberger, proprietor of "MR. E'S!..HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST FISH SANDWICH!", located at 22519 1/2 SE Jefferson Ave, Rochester, NY, is known to his millions of customers as "that little fat Jew with all the fish".~
~Ezra prides himself on the fact that in over 47 years in the business, less than 9 customers contracted botulism, and they are readily dismissed by Mr. Hirschberger, who says "...Vell...You gib dose black schwartzes a fish!...an' eben de' fish become sick!".~
~Make sure you visit Ezra when next in Rochester, where daily you will hear the young bro's from "th' hood" yell "HEY!..."JEWMAN"..."Miff'uh E!"..."GIMMIE UH' FISH, MAN!".~
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