Q:Why do schvartzers where baggy pants?
A:Because their knee grows.
Q:What do you call a schvartzer in a tree full of monkies?
A:Branch Manager
Q:If Schvrartzer or a Puerto Rican jumped off the Empire State Building who would land first?
A:Who cares?
Q:Did you hear that Berhard Goetz is getting his own TV game show?
A:It is going to be called Maim That Coon.
Q:What do you call 6 ft. tall schvartzer with a gun pointed at you?
A:Sir
Q.What does Thom McAnn & the US Post Office have in common?
A.Thousands of black loafers.