Hamas claims el yahud sent killer dolphins

[angryChineseKahanist]

Hamas claims el yahud sent killer dolphins

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hamas-claims-discovered-dolphin-assassin-164313742.html


Now why did you guys do that?   Why did you send dolphins with guns?

[Zelhar]

We also send birds and rats to spy on them.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I remember years ago how some Arabs said birds were sent to spy on Arab countries.

[Joe Gutfeld]

Didn't they do that bit in an episode of The Simpsons?

[Nachus]

                                                                                                                         

Like always, unparalleled meshugas!                                                                                                                     

[angryChineseKahanist]

See? I wasn't joking about their claims about dolphins with guns.  They are actually serious about that.  Because, hey, you can fire a gun under water because el yahud invented waterproof fire.

[Nachus]

                                                                                                                        

Lol, of course they are serious, when it comes
to anything ignorant, insane, or outrageous,
you can rely on them to be on the “front lines.”