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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Hop on one foot barking like a monkey (mmhmm)
2 (9.5%)
Scream like a chimpanzee (mmhmm)
1 (4.8%)
I'm sorry, but my rebbe said that Klondike Bars are not kosher. Besides I just ate meat awhile ago.
3 (14.3%)
Go to the store and buy one.
10 (47.6%)
What's a Klondike Bar?
5 (23.8%)

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Offline Dr. Dan

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« on: October 08, 2007, 11:04:43 PM »
 :D
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 11:07:12 PM »
wait are klondike bars kosher?
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 11:07:30 PM »
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 11:09:04 PM »
Quote from: lou13ss on October 08, 2007, 11:07:12 PM
wait are klondike bars kosher?
I am not sure but I think they are :)
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 11:09:57 PM »
Quote from: lou13ss on October 08, 2007, 11:07:12 PM
wait are klondike bars kosher?

I'm sure they're fine...unless it is lacking the K or the U or whatever is supposed to be on it
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 11:34:18 PM »
If I were to eat ice cream, I'd go with Haagen Daz.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 02:30:00 AM »
I would be "Reverend" Al Sharpton's personal hair stylist.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 02:37:48 AM »
Were you drunk when you thought up this post?  8;)
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 07:14:40 AM »
no i wasn't drunk.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 06:47:47 PM »
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike :)
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 07:24:22 PM »
What I do for a Klondike bar, I can't post on the forum!!  LOL
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 08:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Joe Gutfeld on October 09, 2007, 07:24:22 PM
What I do for a Klondike bar, I can't post on the forum!!  LOL

No, that would be more like what would you do "with" a Klondike bar? ;)
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 08:26:22 PM »
I was trying to be funny. Not nasty.  This is not those stupid "American Pie" movies
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 08:45:18 PM »
LOL!

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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 08:55:15 PM »
LOL but I like a good ol Popcycle on a hot day.  Cherry grape or orange you know the fruit bars with chunks of fruit in them.  The strawberry ones are great.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 08:56:14 PM »
I would be Hitlery Clinton's personal masseure...
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 09:04:17 PM »
Quote from: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 08:56:14 PM
I would be Hitlery Clinton's personal masseure...
What and have to look at them stumpy legs :o
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 09:06:48 PM »
Ah I remember when I was a kid and out all day in the Summer playing Stickball and you hear the bells of the ice cream truck and me and my friends had to get a snow cone.  Ever had one of thoughs? Or the Italian Ice King and get a double scoop in Corona, Queens. 
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 09:10:01 PM »
I don't know French very well, but I thought it was the masculine form of masseuse.  I know the spellings are probably WAY wrong, but I guess I should say "personal massage therapist"!!
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 09:10:54 PM »
Stumpy legs!!! hahahaha
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 09:22:08 PM »
I totally disagree... there is real theraputic use for massage therapy.  Look up things like trigger point therapy on the internet. 
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2007, 09:23:32 PM »
Of course, there are unsavory uses for massages, and I can agree that it can be like prostitution.  I don't encourage that by any means.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2007, 09:24:16 PM »
Quote from: MasterWolf1 on October 09, 2007, 09:06:48 PM
Ah I remember when I was a kid and out all day in the Summer playing Stickball and you hear the bells of the ice cream truck and me and my friends had to get a snow cone.  Ever had one of thoughs? Or the Italian Ice King and get a double scoop in Corona, Queens. 
When I was a kid we use to go up to the Ice king almost every Sunday in the warm weather. The ices use to start at about 25 cents and go up to about 75 cents for a large ice. We use to annoy the old Ice king and one day he chased my cousins and I down Corona Avenue with a meat cleaver. The old guy must have been in his early 80's back then and he still managed to chase us for about a block. I don't know if the same family still owns the business but back then he made everything right there in his store. It use to be some great stuff.
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2007, 09:28:06 PM »
Quote from: genteelgentile on October 09, 2007, 09:23:32 PM
Of course, there are unsavory uses for massages, and I can agree that it can be like prostitution.  I don't encourage that by any means.
Just say no when they ask if you want a happy ending :D
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2007, 09:28:24 PM »
Great Question!  O0
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