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Offline Cyrizian

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The 10 commandments of Islam
« on: October 09, 2007, 01:24:10 AM »
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE QURAN!

1 Thou shalt have no other gods before Allah... or be beheaded.

2 Thou shalt obey without question the teachings of Allah and His Messenger which are for thee eternally... or be beheaded.

3 Thou shalt not revile Allah or His Messenger or Islam or hold that any of Allah's messengers or prophets are liars, or deny their being sent; or deny that Allah intended the Prophet's message to be the religion followed by the entire world... or be beheaded.

4 Thou shalt not be sarcastic about Allah's name, His command, His interdiction, His threats... or be beheaded.

5 Thou shalt disown your father and mother, children, relatives or friends if they deny Allah or His messenger... or you could just behead them.

6 Thou shalt kill infidels... preferably by beheading.

7 Thou shalt commit adultery with slaves and rape them as often as you like... if they resist, behead them.

8 Thou shalt loot infidel property and share 1/5 of proceeds with Allah... or be beheaded.

9 Thou shalt lie in the cause of Allah or his Messenger... so the beheading goes much smoother.

10 Thou shalt covet thy infidel neighbor's wife, then behead thy neighbor and take his wife (and possibly daughters) as sex slaves.

11. We don't know how to count, but if anyone points this out, complain about stereotypes and islamophobia and then, when their guard is down... behead them!


Islam apparently has a strange fascination with cutting head's off.
To liberate the Muslim from his religion is the best service that one can render him. -Earnest Renan
"Too long, for the honor of nations, have those Barbarians [Muslims] been permitted to trample on the sacred faith of treaties, on the rights and laws of human nature!"
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The 10 commandments of Islam
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 02:40:53 AM »
Thank you!


11. We don't know how to count, but if anyone points this out, complain about stereotypes and islamophobia and then, when their guard is down... behead them!
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Re: The 10 commandments of Islam
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 12:43:03 PM »
... :)