Here is my 10 qualifications on why I could never be a Muzzie.
1. I bathe
2. I don't put bombs on babies
3. I don't have a camel as my transportation
4. I have table cloths that go on the table and not on my head.
5. I don't go out wearing nightgowns
6. I am a proud infidel
7. I would use the Koran as toilet paper but wouldn't want to get any Allah paper cuts on my rear.
8. I live in a house and not in a tent.
9. I have my own colorfull language to describe Muzzies that, well it has to do with the anatomy of the body, some rhymes with duck and some revolves around excrement.
and!
10. I AM A PROUD INFIDEL lol.