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Title: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 14, 2008, 07:08:11 PM
You may not get............but you can always ask. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 07:53:27 PM
Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 14, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?
Beer of coarse!

A can of beer is the protein equivalent of a pork chop, so you get the best of both worlds.

And besides.........Any bloke who'd choose food over alcohol is a poofter.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:01:12 PM
I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this?  :-\
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 14, 2008, 08:04:05 PM
I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this?  :-\
NEVER!

If I was seen in pink the TWU (Aussie Teamsters for you Americans) would beat the snot out of me and take away my union card.

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Dan on February 14, 2008, 08:05:44 PM
How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:08:05 PM


I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.


OH NEWMAN! WHY? WHY? WHY? Did you do it!  :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 14, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?

I'm actually ignorant. I just sound knowledgable because I'm opinionated.

I was an atheist until 5 years ago. Even as an atheist I knew Jews were special somehow. Now I've seen the light. But I'm still screwed because when I was an atheist I used to sleep with a Jewess. G-d's gonna get me for that. :-[
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Raulmarrio2000 on February 14, 2008, 08:25:54 PM
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 14, 2008, 08:29:01 PM
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants. :D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:42:58 PM
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants. :D

Its not a  Beretta its a 1911 and you need to be careful when sitting down  :::D :::D

Last month alone two agents shot themselves in the bottom...lesson learnt, safety ON!
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: KansasJew on February 14, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:44:05 PM
She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...

Thanks Agent 5687 great save  ^-^
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:45:51 PM
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:


Raul I have got to say you have lost weight no? Every nice  ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: KansasJew on February 14, 2008, 08:51:10 PM
I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition >:(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 14, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition >:(

I think maybe you need to compare notes with Newman  :::D :::D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: KansasJew on February 14, 2008, 09:02:32 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: nessuno on February 14, 2008, 09:26:13 PM
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 15, 2008, 07:29:27 AM
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 15, 2008, 07:31:27 AM
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(

Was it leaking?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 15, 2008, 07:36:21 AM
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(

Was it leaking?
:-X
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Boeregeneraal on February 15, 2008, 08:38:20 AM
yes...don't mess with the skip... :-X     :::D :::D :::D

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing  :::D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 15, 2008, 08:42:56 AM
yes...don't mess with the skip... :-X     :::D :::D :::D

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing  :::D

 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 15, 2008, 03:41:05 PM
Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: OdKahaneChai on February 15, 2008, 03:41:54 PM
Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?
From a common sense and a biological standpoint, no.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 15, 2008, 03:43:58 PM
Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?
From a common sense and a biological standpoint, no.

 :'(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ari on February 18, 2008, 10:40:56 PM
Any relation to Paul?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: OdKahaneChai on February 18, 2008, 10:54:32 PM
Any relation to Paul?
A friend and I, a long time ago, developed a "stupid test."  You go up to someone, and ask them if they know who Paul Newman is.

 If they say, "Isn't he that actor?," and/or name a movie, they're decently smart.

If they've heard of him, but they don't know from where, they at least have some sort of a brain.

If they've never heard of him, they're pretty average.

And if they say, "Izint he dat guy on da McDonal's dressin'?," it's pretty self-explanatory.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 19, 2008, 12:25:45 AM
Will Newmanland have its own flag? If so what will it be?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 03:18:33 AM
Will Newmanland have its own flag? If so what will it be?

Two crossed assault rifles with a human middle finger flipping 'the bird' underneath.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 03:25:52 AM
Dear Newman,
Does your "ask Newman" thread have any rules? IE, if someone asks you a question and you answer and ask another, would you absolutely require that the asker answer all of your questions no matter what?

That depends.

I am a tyrant and a despot and likely to make rules up as I go.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 03:37:44 AM
Oh! LOL.
What's that word you use? piking? piked? I don't remember  :'(
I've never heard of that word.

I try to Americanise my posts but sometimes an Aussie or Brit one gets through the net.

Piking out means 'whimp out' or 'back down' in that context.

There are some funny differences in our uses of English.

The funniest is the word 'fanny'. To americans it means butt. In Australia and Britain , 'fanny' is slang for vagina! There have been some hysterical moments when after a long and uncomfortable journey an American female tourist starts up at full volume about how sore her 'fanny' is. :::D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 03:51:55 AM


WOW! A few years ago there was an exercise program called the "Fanny Lifter"  ::) It was on TV. LOL.



That couldn't be on TV here. Everyone would either cackle hysterically or blush.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2008, 04:30:30 AM
JTF has changed you a lot Newman. Do you see it in yourself?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 04:33:22 AM
JTF has changed you a lot Newman. Do you see it in yourself?

Yes. I'm much better for being in it. :)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 19, 2008, 04:51:41 AM
Oh! LOL.
What's that word you use? piking? piked? I don't remember  :'(
I've never heard of that word.

I try to Americanise my posts but sometimes an Aussie or Brit one gets through the net.

Piking out means 'whimp out' or 'back down' in that context.

There are some funny differences in our uses of English.

The funniest is the word 'fanny'. To americans it means butt. In Australia and Britain , 'fanny' is slang for vagina! There have been some hysterical moments when after a long and uncomfortable journey an American female tourist starts up at full volume about how sore her 'fanny' is. :::D


STTOOOOOPPP Don't be Americanized!

Quick slap on a cork hat, and your laughing gear around a cold one  :::D :::D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 19, 2008, 04:53:23 AM
Oh! LOL.
What's that word you use? piking? piked? I don't remember  :'(
I've never heard of that word.

I try to Americanise my posts but sometimes an Aussie or Brit one gets through the net.

Piking out means 'whimp out' or 'back down' in that context.

There are some funny differences in our uses of English.

The funniest is the word 'fanny'. To americans it means butt. In Australia and Britain , 'fanny' is slang for vagina! There have been some hysterical moments when after a long and uncomfortable journey an American female tourist starts up at full volume about how sore her 'fanny' is. :::D


STTOOOOOPPP Don't be Americanized!

Quick slap on a cork hat, and your laughing gear around a cold one  :::D :::D

It's OK. I take two widgety grubs and call the Doc in the morning.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 19, 2008, 04:57:04 AM
Oh! LOL.
What's that word you use? piking? piked? I don't remember  :'(
I've never heard of that word.

I try to Americanise my posts but sometimes an Aussie or Brit one gets through the net.

Piking out means 'whimp out' or 'back down' in that context.

There are some funny differences in our uses of English.

The funniest is the word 'fanny'. To americans it means butt. In Australia and Britain , 'fanny' is slang for vagina! There have been some hysterical moments when after a long and uncomfortable journey an American female tourist starts up at full volume about how sore her 'fanny' is. :::D


STTOOOOOPPP Don't be Americanized!

Quick slap on a cork hat, and your laughing gear around a cold one  :::D :::D

It's OK. I take two widgety grubs and call the Doc in the morning.

Thank G-d for that, I thought I had to bring out Paul Hogan to slap some Aussie into you  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 19, 2008, 04:29:55 PM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 20, 2008, 12:04:44 AM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 20, 2008, 02:25:31 AM
Excellent.

I am actually planning to move to Aussie permanently. It will me myself, my wife Coleen and my 11 children. Can I subcontract you ? I can't pay you right away but I promise to give you 12% of my next album's royalties. What do you think?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 20, 2008, 02:29:10 AM
Excellent.

I am actually planning to move to Aussie permanently. It will me myself, my wife Coleen and my 11 children. Can I subcontract you ? I can't pay you right away but I promise to give you 12% of my next album's royalties. What do you think?

The cheapest way to transport a family of 13 is to steal the large cardboard box from a homeless person in Brixton, put a few air-holes in it, address it to Australia, climb in and close it up. Take lots of ziplock bags for poop & piddle unless you can hold on for a week or so.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Boeregeneraal on February 20, 2008, 03:05:49 AM
Excellent.

I am actually planning to move to Aussie permanently. It will me myself, my wife Coleen and my 11 children. Can I subcontract you ? I can't pay you right away but I promise to give you 12% of my next album's royalties. What do you think?

The cheapest way to transport a family of 13 is to steal the large cardboard box from a homeless person in Brixton, put a few air-holes in it, address it to Australia, climb in and close it up. Take lots of ziplock bags for poop & piddle unless you can hold on for a week or so.
what makes you think 13 !!! No, were talking about 15...11 kids and his 4 wifes...oh and him...so it's 16 :)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2008, 03:58:27 AM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.

I'm moving house, whats the best way to get all of our stuff to Morocco, quickly and assuringly? Seriously.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 20, 2008, 04:03:57 AM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.

I'm moving house, whats the best way to get all of our stuff to Morocco, quickly and assuringly? Seriously.

Are you moving to Morocco??? When?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 20, 2008, 04:41:24 AM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.

I'm moving house, whats the best way to get all of our stuff to Morocco, quickly and assuringly? Seriously.

Not telling because I want you to stay in the UK where you'll be safe.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 20, 2008, 11:50:51 AM
cool....thanks !

Newman's advice is good !!!!  8)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 20, 2008, 02:35:29 PM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn stars? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: OdKahaneChai on February 20, 2008, 03:53:50 PM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn starts? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?
Why would you be asking newman a halachic question?   It's obviously assur.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.

I'm moving house, whats the best way to get all of our stuff to Morocco, quickly and assuringly? Seriously.

Not telling because I want you to stay in the UK where you'll be safe.

I'll rephrase my question. I'm moving to Spain, is it better to ship our stuff there, ask somebody to take it by van....or take it bit by bit on the aeroplane? There isn't much.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 20, 2008, 06:50:17 PM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn starts? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?
Why would you be asking newman a halachic question?   It's obviously assur.

Would you leave Merkava alone.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 01:37:10 AM
Newman,

What do you do for a living?

I'm a transport sub-contractor.

I'm moving house, whats the best way to get all of our stuff to Morocco, quickly and assuringly? Seriously.

Not telling because I want you to stay in the UK where you'll be safe.

I'll rephrase my question. I'm moving to Spain, is it better to ship our stuff there, ask somebody to take it by van....or take it bit by bit on the aeroplane? There isn't much.

Too late. I know you're fibbing.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 01:40:02 AM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn stars? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?

I don't know the Talmudic ruling but I'll take a stab:

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will not even gaze upon the nakedness of a Jewess. When I see footage of the death camps I avert my eyes if they show naked inmates.

I'm serious, too.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 21, 2008, 01:48:00 AM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn stars? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?

I don't know the Talmudic ruling but I'll take a stab:

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will not even gaze upon the nakedness of a Jewess. When I see footage of the death camps I avert my eyes if they show naked inmates.

I'm serious, too.

Very honorable newman  O0
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 01:51:55 AM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn stars? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?

I don't know the Talmudic ruling but I'll take a stab:

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will not even gaze upon the nakedness of a Jewess. When I see footage of the death camps I avert my eyes if they show naked inmates.

I'm serious, too.

Very honorable newman  O0

Those honorable Jewish women were violated unspeakably by the nazis. I refuse to violate them again by gazing upon their nakedness..

I did look at  Pink in a state of undress but I didn't know she was Jewish at the time. :(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 21, 2008, 01:54:03 AM
Dear Newman,

A wise rabbi I met online told me that watching pornography is bad. What about watching pornography made by jews and starring jewish porn stars? Is that forbidden or is porn of this nature considered kosher and therefore allowed ?

I don't know the Talmudic ruling but I'll take a stab:

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will not even gaze upon the nakedness of a Jewess. When I see footage of the death camps I avert my eyes if they show naked inmates.

I'm serious, too.

Very honorable newman  O0

Those honorable Jewish women were violated unspeakably by the nazis. I refuse to violate them again by gazing upon their nakedness..

I did look at  Pink in a state of undress but I didn't know she was Jewish at the time. :(

Well its hard to tell some times with people, if they are jews or not, and if you go out of your way to flash your goods to the world, errors will occur.

Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 02:08:27 AM

Those honorable Jewish women were violated unspeakably by the nazis. I refuse to violate them again by gazing upon their nakedness..

I did look at  Pink in a state of undress but I didn't know she was Jewish at the time. :(

Well its hard to tell some times with people, if they are jews or not, and if you go out of your way to flash your goods to the world, errors will occur.



I've no objection to gentile women 'flashing their goods' (I'd like more of it, actually) but I wish Jewesses wouldn't........or at least they could give us a warning that they're Jewish so I wouldn't inadvertantly sin.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ambiorix on February 21, 2008, 05:32:18 AM

Those honorable Jewish women were violated unspeakably by the nazis. I refuse to violate them again by gazing upon their nakedness..

I did look at  Pink in a state of undress but I didn't know she was Jewish at the time. :(

Well its hard to tell some times with people, if they are jews or not, and if you go out of your way to flash your goods to the world, errors will occur.



I've no objection to gentile women 'flashing their goods' (I'd like more of it, actually) but I wish Jewesses wouldn't........or at least they could give us a warning that they're Jewish so I wouldn't inadvertantly sin.
You are  self-hating sex-pervert.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Merkava on February 21, 2008, 08:19:43 AM
Relax Ambriox - this is good advice !!! Keep it up Newman   8)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ambiorix on February 21, 2008, 08:47:05 AM
Relax Ambriox - this is good advice !!! Keep it up Newman   8)
I am angry. >:(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 08:47:50 AM
Relax Ambriox - this is good advice !!! Keep it up Newman   8)

He's upset because I was calling europeans 'perverts' and such on another thread. No harm done. I can take what I dish out. :)
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ambiorix on February 21, 2008, 08:53:12 AM
Relax Ambriox - this is good advice !!! Keep it up Newman   8)

He's upset because I was calling europeans 'perverts' and such on another thread. No harm done. I can take what I dish out. :)
indeed. no harm done.  :-*

still we must have food shortages in EU, in order to have a chaotic momentum to start cleansing cities of muslim-"humans". >:( And we need to annihilate the albanian occupiers in Kosovo and wipe Albania of the map >:( >:(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ambiorix on February 21, 2008, 08:55:04 AM
sorry I forgot to mention that we also must end the muzz- occupation of Constantinopel and Jerusalem, ....
 >:(
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: newman on February 21, 2008, 09:03:18 AM
sorry I forgot to mention that we also must end the muzz- occupation of Constantinopel and Jerusalem, ....
 >:(

I'll try to find an article about using the 'push/pull' method to cleans europe & the west of muSslims.

Basically, a drastic reduction in housing and welfare TOGETHER with cash incentives of Euro15K to leave will be expensive short term but cheap in the long run.
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Ambiorix on February 21, 2008, 09:08:33 AM
sorry I forgot to mention that we also must end the muzz- occupation of Constantinopel and Jerusalem, ....
 >:(

I'll try to find an article about using the 'push/pull' method to cleans europe & the west of muSslims.

Basically, a drastic reduction in housing and welfare TOGETHER with cash incentives of Euro15K to leave will be expensive short term but cheap in the long run.
maybe a new ice-age? :D
Title: Re: Ask Newman
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 21, 2008, 09:15:08 PM

Those honorable Jewish women were violated unspeakably by the nazis. I refuse to violate them again by gazing upon their nakedness..

I did look at  Pink in a state of undress but I didn't know she was Jewish at the time. :(

Well its hard to tell some times with people, if they are jews or not, and if you go out of your way to flash your goods to the world, errors will occur.



I've no objection to gentile women 'flashing their goods' (I'd like more of it, actually) but I wish Jewesses wouldn't........or at least they could give us a warning that they're Jewish so I wouldn't inadvertantly sin.
You are  self-hating sex-pervert.

Only when the mood takes him lol