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Title: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: gentilerighteous on September 07, 2006, 04:13:01 PM
A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.



Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 04:37:30 PM
Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: jewishron on September 07, 2006, 04:39:37 PM
A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.





no offense but dont quite your day job :)
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: khaan on September 07, 2006, 04:45:41 PM
call me a mutant, but i found it slightly funny.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: TheCoon on September 07, 2006, 05:09:18 PM
Nazis love to talk about the superiority of the white race. Meanwhile, they're the most inbred spawn of poor breeding you'll ever see.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 05:23:59 PM
Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.

gentilerighteous, seems like you have offended his hero hehe  ;D there you got my wit hehe  ;D
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 05:26:40 PM
I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 05:28:51 PM
I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.

oh i know i know. a little sense of humor can do you good i believe... 8)
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 05:32:18 PM
Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 05:48:34 PM
Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: wonderfulgoy on September 07, 2006, 06:26:43 PM
I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   :)


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: Rhuan on September 07, 2006, 06:45:29 PM
Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: NeverMore on September 07, 2006, 06:51:27 PM
Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.

dude, thats cool.
Title: Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
Post by: gentilerighteous on September 07, 2006, 07:25:29 PM
I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   :)


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.



O M GOODNESS!!!!!!! As I see that one as somewhat funny, (not meaning things blowing up in folks faces, but the poem) ;D :D