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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: gentilerighteous on September 07, 2006, 04:13:01 PM
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A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits
the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it
The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain
But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same
and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten
The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.
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Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.
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A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits
the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it
The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain
But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same
and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten
The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.
no offense but dont quite your day job :)
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call me a mutant, but i found it slightly funny.
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Nazis love to talk about the superiority of the white race. Meanwhile, they're the most inbred spawn of poor breeding you'll ever see.
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Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.
gentilerighteous, seems like you have offended his hero hehe ;D there you got my wit hehe ;D
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I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.
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I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.
oh i know i know. a little sense of humor can do you good i believe... 8)
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Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.
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Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.
man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
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I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.
Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself. :)
It came to pass, on one bright night,
The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,
That a young Hebrew came to see the light
Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine
And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,
And she did fall upon her face
Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner
The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.
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Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.
man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.
I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.
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Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.
man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.
I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.
dude, thats cool.
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I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.
Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself. :)
It came to pass, on one bright night,
The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,
That a young Hebrew came to see the light
Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine
And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,
And she did fall upon her face
Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner
The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.
O M GOODNESS!!!!!!! As I see that one as somewhat funny, (not meaning things blowing up in folks faces, but the poem) ;D :D