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Kahanist Singles => Jewish Singles => Topic started by: pennyjangle on December 23, 2009, 10:19:49 PM
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Friday, December 18, 2009
By Heidi Muller
Single women who are actively looking for a man are more likely to branch away from their friends and remain open to romantic possibilities.
Imagine a world where all the singletons had an "S" etched onto their foreheads and all the unavailable people had a "T" (for taken) on theirs.
Wouldn't that make the world a happier place? Well, it would surely become uncomplicated, especially for all the woman-hungry men venturing out to find an equally eager woman.
Yes, the pickup world would be an easier place in which to survive; but let's face it, part of the challenge (and fun) is knowing who to target and discovering whether they'll take the bait.
You'll still have to brush up on your pickup techniques, charm and smooth moves, but in the large pool of fish that is the female world, I'll help you determine if she's ready for the taking or swimming with some bigger sharks. It's then up to you to throw her the line and reel her in.
Available or Not?
Unfortunately, we don't live in a world where our dating availability is conveniently marked on our foreheads. (If you've been single all your life, this should make you breathe a huge sigh of relief.) Figuring out whether or not she's single takes more detective work, and it may not be determined in just one sitting.
Remember that there is no one giveaway to whether or not she's single — you'll need to look for several hints to determine the truth.
Affirmative: She's Single
She's full of eye contact
There's a difference between a single woman and a serial flirt (the serial flirt may have a boyfriend, but she teases every man that comes within range). Unless she's a chronic people-watcher, if her eye contact is darting all over the room as if looking for potential mates, you may be able to checkmate her.
Women who are already attached usually don't bother looking around the club (unless they're looking for someone they know in particular), as they go to bars with no intention of meeting men and don't need to check out the merchandise.
She's making eye contact with you and smiling
Eye contact is usually one of the first signs of interest, and if she's making intense eye contact with you from across the bar, then chances are she wants you to head on over and give her a try.
She's talking to every guy in the bar
If you see her talking to many guys from a distance, it may mean that she's open to conversation, therefore, it's your cue to go up to her and find out all about her ways.
She looks at other couples with sadness
If you're observing her from afar and you notice her looking at other couples, she could be longing for the days when she was once also attached. That's where you come in.
Her body language says it all
If you're familiar with the dating game, then you surely know that body language can say a lot about a person, and if she has a boyfriend, then chances are she won't be twirling her hair and touching other men ever so casually. If you muster up enough courage to approach her, try to observe what her body language is saying:
-- Arms crossed, standing back: "Get away or I'll kick my heel in your face."
-- Touches your arm or leg subtly, or her own arm (she wants you to touch her): "Let's keep talking."
She's a chatterbox
If you start talking to a woman you work with, for example, and in one conversation she tells you that she has a dog named Max, does a lot of cooking, goes to the gym every week, and takes art lessons, chances are she doesn't have a man to come home to. The two tip-offs? She has a lot of time on her hands and does a lot to keep herself busy. And she's very open and friendly when it comes to you.
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I am thinking Penny needs to stay out of the Jewish singles section. lol.
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I hand the reins to you (http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/OJO/OJO123/pe0028864.jpg) may you have more success than I did.
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בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
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I dont want the job.
sorry.
they can find their own women.I hand the reins to you (http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/OJO/OJO123/pe0028864.jpg) may you have more success than I did.
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Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
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בס"ד
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men :P
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Maybe a little of both.
בס"ד
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men :P
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בס"ד
Maybe a little of both.
בס"ד
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men :P
Feminism has destroyed you..
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I am not a femenist.
You do not know me, or nothing about me, yet, you judge me.
בס"ד
Maybe a little of both.
בס"ד
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men :P
Feminism has destroyed you..
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בס"ד
I am not a femenist.
You do not know me, or nothing about me, yet, you judge me.
בס"ד
Maybe a little of both.
בס"ד
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men :P
Feminism has destroyed you..
I was talking about women generally
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So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
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בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good (sometimes used for evil) attributes like looks (many times)
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Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
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בס"ד
Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway..
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You understand the American men beat the femenist wives?
wow
its ok?
what about the kids that get beat?
בס"ד
Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway..
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בס"ד
You understand the American men beat the femenist wives?
wow
its ok?
what about the kids that get beat?
בס"ד
Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway..
Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim..
what kids exactly?
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a loyal wife is two times more evil than a muslim?
I am sorry, but there are some women who are faithful and true. I am sorry that you cannot understand that there are some worthwhile women in the world. Since I go to great pains to stay away from abusive people, I don't want to come here and get more of it.
I am not sure if I will be back.
בס"ד
You understand the American men beat the femenist wives?
wow
its ok?
what about the kids that get beat?
בס"ד
Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway..
Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim..
what kids exactly?
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בס"ד
a loyal wife is two times more evil than a muslim?
I am sorry, but there are some women who are faithful and true. I am sorry that you cannot understand that there are some worthwhile women in the world. Since I go to great pains to stay away from abusive people, I don't want to come here and get more of it.
I am not sure if I will be back.
בס"ד
You understand the American men beat the femenist wives?
wow
its ok?
what about the kids that get beat?
בס"ד
Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron?
How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that?
בס"ד
So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks
I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway..
Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim..
what kids exactly?
Yes. A Muslim is never expected to be loyal to G-D and his wife/husband. A wife is. It's the same as a traitor being worse than an enemy.
Oh come on Hanna.. don't leave..
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NEXT...........
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בס"ד
Death to Pokemon
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:'( but I like ninetales & jiggypuff
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בס"ד
Penny starts her Pokemon journey with a Jigglypuff. Together with her friends, Ron and Hanna, she hopes and determines to become a JTF Master. But the bad guys, Team Barack Obama, are planning to destroy their journey. What will happen? Stay tuned!
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Ok............ you're back in. ;D
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;D
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That's only an example of how I can make women happy ;D
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:clap:
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8)
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בס"ד
8)
I see you like dancing American lady
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You should see me play Rockband. :jump:
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בס"ד
You play Guitar Hero don't u
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ITs true, I agree with Ron, American women are plagued with feminism and have real high minds and huge egos. Lot of American men who beat up their wives are of the tall handsome rich or bad boy variety which so many women gravitate to. When a man has lots of pretty girls around him, he knows he can get away with a lot. Therei s lot of good hard working men, but they generally don't get a lot of attention.
As far as finding a good Jewish girl in a bar, I say good luck to you! Mazel tov. My take on it is, if she is pretty lookin, lot of guys will gravitate towards her and she will try many guys out and being a virgin is not a requirement as it was once upon a time for marriage.
What can I say.. I think a Shidduch is the best way of marriage and AMerica's 60% divorce rate will confirm this analysis. Feminism, Drugs, Fornication , and generally degradation of morals has led to single parent households , drug addicted and abused kids and overall descreation of our family structure. The WHite races of the earth are decreasing at an alarming rate thanks to feminist and liberal ideologies that have plagued our womanfolk.
What I think needs to happen is restoring the traditional household that we had in olden times. My great grandfather was the man of the house and raised a wonderful family and they stayed together forever. He would work hard and spend time at shull praying. His wife cared for children and home and made a very great house and raised loving children.
Today , we live in this crazy reality and everything is very revolved around money , fun , prestige and power. Today, man and woman have to play some stupid game and pretend they are people they are not, to win each other's heart. Its so foolish and pathetic. In the modern world of dating, you should include your resume, diplomas, certifications and tax return and exchange them with your future spouse to prove your worthiness for marriage. Everything is so superficial and fake. Women wear these stupid heels that are loud, annoying silly and globs of makeup. I mean, what are they trying to prove? I know its a power and ego trip deal to show how big they are. Most men now throw away a nice humble girl to win a more sexy or academically accelerated woman who would make a better business partner than a wife.
Call me old fashioned, but I think it all sucks.
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As far as feminism goes what's wrong with equal pay for equal work and to be treated with dignity,catcalling is not welcomed?
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shiksas are for practice, whats to understand?
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
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shiksas are for practice, whats to understand?
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
Its not funny your starting to sound like a broken record :laugh:
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shiksas are for practice, whats to understand?
Dont feel bad, Ron, the Gentile men don't understand Gentile women, either....
:laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:
בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
How about using you for rifle practice?
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I just banned Jarhead Jew.
Shiksas are NOT for practice only. That's totally against Judaism. We don't believe in using another human being just for sex.