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Title: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on December 25, 2007, 11:48:32 PM
My wife told me that she walking down the street in Manhattan when an affirmative action female was walking alongside her.

 She turned right abruptly and her gargantuan behind literally knocked My wife off of the curb and into uncoming traffic. My wife got back on the curb before any car hit her and she saw the black woman completely oblivious to what her rear end had done.

Apparently she didn't even FEEL it.

That was my funniest Affirmative Action Story Ever.
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Post by: דוד בן זאב אריה on December 25, 2007, 11:54:10 PM
Funny but scary what those blacks with the big tokhes can do
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Post by: newman on December 26, 2007, 03:08:10 AM
Imagine the poor schvartza guy who has to climb that mountain once a month or so! :o
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Post by: דוד בן זאב אריה on December 26, 2007, 03:11:42 AM
What is a gargantuan?

Large Behind AKA donkey
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Post by: fjack on December 30, 2007, 04:10:03 PM
Was it as big as hoprah's?
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 07, 2008, 10:33:54 PM
Was it as big as hoprah's?

I don't see oprah's derrier knocking guests off of her stage so I guess it was bigger than Oprah's.
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Post by: Ambiorix on January 07, 2008, 10:40:25 PM
What is a gargantuan?




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargantua_and_Pantagruel
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 21, 2008, 03:40:56 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Just Erica on January 21, 2008, 05:35:30 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 21, 2008, 07:01:13 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Just Erica on January 21, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 21, 2008, 07:16:20 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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Post by: Just Erica on January 21, 2008, 07:25:23 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 21, 2008, 07:39:48 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Just Erica on January 21, 2008, 07:46:49 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.
Actually small is more relative to someone concentrating on the size of a black woman's behind. Who cares?
Title: Re: Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!
Post by: judeanoncapta on January 22, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?
I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.
Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.
Actually small is more relative to someone concentrating on the size of a black woman's behind. Who cares?

I don't concentrate on black women's behinds, but when their behinds begin to attack my loved ones, I must fight back.