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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shlomo on December 31, 2007, 03:18:25 AM
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I usually don't create topics like this but I got the idea from a computer forum and it made me laugh really hard.
The rules are simple. All you have to do is make a post containing 3 words that continue the three words that the last person posted. Also, try not to post multiple times in a row. I'll start it...
One day a
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self-hating Jew
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and a muslim
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and Ehud Olmert
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decided to go
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to the zoo
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and feed the
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apes and the
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camels. Then Olmert
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hugs the muslim
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and kisses him
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;D ;D ;D
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rubs his beard ;D
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, but he has
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ravens hawking inside
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because Michael Jackson
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:::D :::D :::D
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likes muslim boys.
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Then B*ttholmert said
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mArry me muzzzie
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so the muzzie
(I'm totally hoping "they nuked mecca" will be in here somewhere LOL)
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nuked mecca accidentally
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(Dr. Dan, you are awesome LOL)
and also Iran
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Then Al Sharpton...
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swallowed a chicken
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and ate watermelon
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while blaming the
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whites and jews
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for all evil.
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Sharpton then suggested...
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'leave no tip'
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for them crackas
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for them crackas
Back to Ehud...
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Al Sharpton said ;)
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Al Sharpton said ;)
'ooh ooh ooh'
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Al Sharpton said ;)
'ooh ooh ooh'
Then Louis Farrakhan...
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chimped out when
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the mothership appeared.
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And they all
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them the signal.
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Then I woke
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started my computer
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the phone rang
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One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed
the apes and the camels. Then Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him rubs his beard, but
he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then
B*ttholmert said mArry me muzzzie so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran
Then Al Sharpton... swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and
jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested... 'leave no tip' for them crackas Back to Ehud... Al
Sharpton said 'ooh ooh ooh' Then Louis Farrakhan... chimped out when the mothership
appeared. He said UMM HMM! And they all sucked up whitey... when Allah gave... them the
signal. Then I woke started my computer the phone rang and it was
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a schvartzah telemarketer
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who wanted to
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sell me a
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affirmative action stuff
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I opened it
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a banana and
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It smelled bad!
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ugly as always
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she took a
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and passed out
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Bill walked in
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She got jealous.
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Meanwhile a war...
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muslims started to
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send an SMS
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they went crazy..
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and kidnapped hillary
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and gave her
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a tight slap ;D
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she slapped back
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suddenly Saddam Hussein...
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and then said
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come with me
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she then followed
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only to realize
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Monica was there
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hitlery was unable
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to go back
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to her evil
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muzzie bat cave
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full of excrement
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She called Bill
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to tell him
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she is lesbian
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and likes Rosie
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then Suha Arafat
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wanted threesome badly ;D
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but she smelled
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osama bin laden
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and his camel
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were getting married
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the camel's name..
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and Latrina wanted
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run away to
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mecca but nuclear
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bombs went off.
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big kaboom blasts
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got a burka
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said stupid infidel
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to please allah
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then Ron Paul
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was struck by
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lightening. mahmoud ahmadinejad
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mr. evil himself
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flew on his
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nuked flying carpet
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and realized that
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his GPS was
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G-dless Philistine Schmutz
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few moments later
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his English improved
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, Piss Now Activists
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"tried" hacking JTF
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but Jeff saved
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(aaawwwww Thank you)
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righteous heroic JTF-server-data
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meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned
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an insidious attack
-
Al-Ghore applauded the
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Nobel piss-prize
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global warming video
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muslim clerics demanded
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continuity above all
-
,demanded an immediate
-
peaceful jihad resistance
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with awful grammer
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and miserable beheadings
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. The agony of
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thousands of little
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silly ape-people
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wasn't pleasing enough
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and so they
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requested mohammed to
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drink camel piss
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the "holy" "prophet"
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smelled really bad
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"Prayer rugs, please!"
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shouted an imam
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gas-masks were forbidden
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as were toilets
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and hospitals. "Hello,
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the schmutz is
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going to be
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all over Mo-hamhead.
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Mohammed's poor camel,
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and infant bride
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eloped with Mohammed
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and fornicated frequently.
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Their kids named...
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Schmutz, Drek and Excrement
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And they had
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pancakes and bacon
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with bad grammer.
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Dreck , excrementissimus stinkomagnibus
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became supreme ayatholla
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Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert
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called himself 'Assaholla'
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and had sex
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education established. Also
(guys... careful... keep it clean)
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yasser arafat attended
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an excessively bad
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His homosexual bodyguard
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Ramallah AIDS seminar
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Arafats ugly wife
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(called Ms. Frankenstein)
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And Mrs. Clinton
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gave birth to
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an evil lizard.
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suddenly large earthquakes
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caused the lizard
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to go back
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and ask support
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from cleopatra jefferson.
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The rescue-mission for
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crack-addicted apes
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was halted after
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many bananas disappeared.
-
CNN was accused
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of mass banananapping.
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lizard ape creature
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mixed with baboons
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and a typhoon
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hits over mecca
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releasing millions of
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Allah worshipping rats
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and poisonous fleas
-
swarmed over Mecca
-
One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke, started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me a affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted threesome badly but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello, the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead." Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard. Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature mixed with baboons and a typhoon hits over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed over Mecca into the atmosphere,
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creating a foul
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odor as they
-
wet themselves in
-
their adult diapers
-
"Is you retarded?"
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"no" said the
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peabrained spear-chucker
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regretting the time
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his love for
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nonsense cost him.
-
It started to..
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grow and grow
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and fallen rain
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began to produce
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giant drops of
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schmutz, drek and
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A harpoon was
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a deranged gorilla
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Chavez commented on
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people's word selection
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The tortillas were
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excellent, as was
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The cockroach patte
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,like spoiled hummus,
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was full of
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burro droppings and
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rainbow earth worms.
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"Yummy", I said.
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Al Sharpton's sister
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VOMITED A TARANTULA
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who was grateful
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didn't decide to
(three words only, Yakov)
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drop down dead
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Bush is sore
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to Iran for
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some nuclear advice
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Witless, moronic boobs
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from planet mars
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said, "greetings Earthlings"
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asked for tea
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with bucketfuls of
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fried chicken, UMM HMM!
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krypton bubbles and
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warm goat milk
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Obama wants twenty
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buckets of ninety-
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two fat doobies
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with extra cheese
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UMM HMM HMM!
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learn how to
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With fast food
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and malt liquor
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from the roof
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on razor-thin kkkorans
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and de fbi
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know wum sayin'!
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We should all
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With vicious force
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eradicate the pigs
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and svarzi dictators
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If we don't,
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your children shall
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pay the price
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Jesse Jackson's filthy
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apes will kill
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but who cares ?!
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slutty prostitute clothing
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oh glory be
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demented apes love.
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Today I will
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learn to cook
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Al Sharpton's wig
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boyfriend Louis Farrakahn.
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less than a
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prostitute wears when
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become a slut
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Because she is
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immodest and immoral
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the same problem
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Al Sharpton's toupee
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as many others
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Brittney loved arafat
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but he loved
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Michael Jackson and
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Frank Weltner's camel
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And Franks boyfriend
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Yacov likes to
(Ambiorix, your previous post doesn't fit, Yacov ended a sentence)
(Yacov please don't delete my posts in order to fit more of yours in)
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All of a sudden
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Weltner's takkkiah-youtubing
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showing what a
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smelly, fat toochas
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And the Muslims
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With their ugly
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The "god" allah
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And fat Sheiks
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They were lying
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frank loves osama
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signs all over
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their big fat
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burka Arab women
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<<Show us a ...
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they can go
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for English classes
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with bad b.o.
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and no IQ
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just like me.
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They all went
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to learn English
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with George Bush
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and his filthy
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Her big lips
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touched an ugly
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The smelly toochis
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wig mixed with
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small head lice
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and soiled mattresses
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and behaved like
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One day, Yacov
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summoned the beasts
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with food stamps
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chicken and watermelon
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(seedless that is)
btw, can someone write up this whole story so far?
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One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke, started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me a affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted threesome badly but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello, the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead." Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard.
Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature mixed with baboons and a typhoon hits over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed over Mecca into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM! "Is you retarded?" "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker. Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him. It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons.
A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat).
With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla. Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos. The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito. The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms. "Yummy", I said. Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead.
Bush is sore
this story makes no sense and it kind of sucks!
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One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke, started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me a affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted threesome badly but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello, the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead." Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard.
Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature mixed with baboons and a typhoon hits over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed over Mecca into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM! "Is you retarded?" "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker. Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him. It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons.
A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat).
With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla. Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos. The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito. The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms. "Yummy", I said. Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead.
Bush is sore
this story makes no sense and it kind of sucks!
you need to expand your mind Dan.
It's funny!
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Who cares what you think? Quit screwing up the story.
If you don't like it, don't participate.
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Just continue with it it also helps a lot to boost our numbers
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The party pooper
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I got tired of this. I like my polls better now!
Who cares?
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The party poopers
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I got tired of this. I like my polls better now!
Now now, Yacov - I wouldn't go that far...
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ignored rule breakers
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and played a
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revenge on traitors
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game, which involved
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a little bit
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Now it really gotten squashed the fun was killed from it
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Typically, he overreacted
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Drama Queen Like...
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as all leftwing-fags
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reached for his
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box of Kleenex
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in his handbag
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that was pink
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and lipstick smears
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with a note
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to queer Arafat
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failed in grammar
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but excelled in
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Mohammed kissing dolls
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failed in grammer
you fail in vocabulary!
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you mean spelling
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as for boys
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the doll had
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you mean spelling
:::D
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Sharpton's whalelike figure
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Sharptons hair spray
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and pointed heels
-
he walked to
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the gay bar
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accompanied in by
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queer nelson mandela
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they both ordered
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the murder of
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three WHITE wines
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with a chaser
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and pink umbrellas
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Suddenly a loud
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scream of fear
-
came from the
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queer restrooms and
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then THE END (Sorry had to be done)
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putin walked out
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and kissed Mugabe
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and sat down
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to drink coffee
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thinking about Kosovo
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and annoying NATO
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which (nazo) is iSSlamophile
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Then Mugabee got
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struck by a
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spear thrown by
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Sharptons's filthy toupee
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Late that night,
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Sharpton's filthy toupee
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jumped up and
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swallowed a chitlin
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then break danced
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as apes do.
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Kim Yung-il
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severely hates himself
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attacks south korea
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with wet noodles
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While Illegal Aliens
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clean the toilets.
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only four million
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Mexicans have brains
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and the burritos
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are even smarter.
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are even smarter.
Thats why Jews
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succeed in life
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succeed in life
everywhere, even in
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opressive Soviet Russia.
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opressive Soviet Russia.
Meanwhile in Iran
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infants are sodomized
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infants are sodomized
by high Iranian
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Imams and Ayatollahs
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Imams and Ayatollahs
who don't even
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have adult genetalia
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have adult genetalia
and don't know
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that they're evil.
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that they're evil.
No one Knows
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how muslims are
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how muslims are
We all know how these Nazis behave! >:(
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capable of speaking
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except their wives.
Just about that. muSSlims treat everything like Dogs, pets, you name it. :P ;)
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except their wives.
Just about that. muSSlims treat everything like Dogs, pets, you name it. :P ;)
Three words only
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said Gayhud Holemert
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this is fun
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except their wives.
Just about that. muSSlims treat everything like Dogs, pets, you name it. :P ;)
Three words only
I forgot sorry ;) ;) ;)
O0
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Olmert got cancer
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and kidneys failed
-
while he was
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drinking tequila in
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osama binladen hideout ;D
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with ayman al-zawahiri
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suddenly musharraff comes
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holding Bhutto's skull
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with holy quran
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you mean unholy
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alliances are formed
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Bhutto's skull and
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bones displayed in
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Yad Vashem, Gd
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when they heard
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the housing market
-
had finally collapsed
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and public housing
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was sold to
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the most intelligent
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three muslim virgin-males
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and Sharpton's toupee.
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Suddenly, out of
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the blue came
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Sharpton's greasy wig.
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A NAZICROAT came
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with an evil
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ALBANAZI gay "lover"
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This is such a dumb story!!! It makes no sense...
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and killed Serbian
and Jewish heroes
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This is such a dumb story!!! It makes no sense...
you have said that before. it also make no sense to repeat it. we know you dislike it.
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because they are
dont even know
-
vicious Nazi animals.
At the same
-
Dan's just jealous
-
Dan's just jealous
cause he has
-
love issue problems
-
love issue problems
it all started
-
when Chaim decided
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when Chaim decided
to make video
-
which was censored
-
due to strong
-
One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him (and) rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke (and) started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is (a) lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted (a) threesome badly, but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted (to) run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said (the) stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. (A) Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, (and) demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello", the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead. Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids (were) named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard. Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature(s) mixed with baboons and a typhoon hit over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM! "Is you retarded?" "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker. Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him. It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons.
A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat).
With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla. Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos. The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito. The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms. "Yummy", I said. Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead.
Bush is sore and so bored. So he went to Iran for some nuclear advice and (to) make peace-deals. Witless, moronic boobs from planet Mars said, "greetings Earthlings", (and) asked for tea with bucketfuls of fried chicken, UMM HMM!
Al Sharpton’s lies.
Krypton bubbles and warm goat milk with evil women.
Obama wants twenty white wimmenz and buckets of ninety-two fat doobies with extra cheese UMM HMM HMM in order to learn how to kill dem whiteys. With fast food and malt liquor, he be hangin' from the roof on razor-thin kkkorans wit da homies, and de FBI know wum' sayin'! We should all-with vicious force-eradicate the pigs and svarzi dictators at The UN (United Nazis). If we don't, your children shall pay the price with their lives.
Jesse Jackson's filthy apes will kill Italian restaurant headwear. But who cares?! Short skirts are slutty prostitute clothing. Oh glory be, demented apes love. Today I will learn to cook Al Sharpton's wig with his gay boyfriend Louis Farrakahn.
Britney Spears wears less than a prostitute wears when she goes to the nail salon. Why did Britney become a slut and get pregnant? Because she is immodest and immoral and addicted to crack cocaine. So, Britney had the same problem with alcohol and Al Sharpton's toupee as many others have had problems. Brittney loved Arafat, but he loved Michael Jackson, Frank Weltner's camel, Anus-T's anus, Franks boyfriend and Ahmed613's ego.
Yacov likes to go to synagogue.
All of a sudden, Weltner's takkkiah-youtubing began once again showing what a smelly, fat toochas Nazi he is. And the Muslims said, “Alluhu Akhbar” with their ugly women and camels. The "G-d" allah and fat Sheiks killed the infidels. They were lying, frank loves osama…signs all over their big fat burka Arab women and ugly [schvartza] slaves. Show us a…
They can go for English classes with bad b.o. and no IQ just like me. They all went with Ahmed Tibi to learn English with George Bush and his filthy affirmative action Condi (UMM HMM!). Her big lips touched an ugly dumb schvartza's behind. The smelly toochis smelled like Sharpton's wig, mixed with small head lice and soiled mattresses and behaved like wild schvartza beasts. One day, Yacov summoned the beasts with food stamps and welfare for chicken and watermelon (seedless that is).
The party poopers ignored rule breakers and played a revenge-on traitors game, which involved a little bit of back stabbing. Typically, he overreacted. Drama Queen (Like all leftwing-fags), reached for his box of Kleenex in his handbag that was pink (with) lipstick smears (and) a note to queer Arafat.
Failed in grammar, but excelled in Mohammed kissing dolls. You mean spelling.
As for boys, the doll had Sharpton's whalelike figure, Sharptons hair spray and pointed heels. He walked to the gay bar accompanied by queer nelson Mandela. They both ordered the murder of three WHITE wines with a chaser and pink umbrellas. Suddenly, a loud scream of fear came from the then. The end. Putin walked out and kissed Mugabe and sat down to drink coffee, thinking about Kosovo and annoying NATO which is (an) iSSlamophile. Then, Mugabee got struck by a spear thrown by Al Sharptons's toupee. Late that night, Sharpton's filthy toupee jumped up and swallowed a chitlin, then break danced as apes do.
Kim Jong-il severely hates himself…attacks south korea with wet noodles while Illegal Aliens clean the toilets. Only four million Mexicans have brains, and the burritos are even smarter. That’s why Jews succeed in life. Everywhere, even in oppressive Soviet Russia. Meanwhile, in Iran infants are sodomized by high Iranian Imams and Ayatollahs who don’t even have adult genetalia and don’t know that they're evil. No one Knows how muslims are capable of speaking three words only. Said Gayhud Holemert, “This is fun, I forgot. Sorry”. Olmert got cancer and (his) kidneys failed while he was drinking tequila in osama binladen (‘s) hideout with ayman al-zawahiri. Suddenly, musharraff comes holding Bhutto's skull with (the) holy quran (you mean unholy). Alliances are formed. Bhutto's skull and bones displayed in Yad Vashem, Gd.
The Fed exploded when they heard the housing market had finally collapsed and public housing was sold to the most intelligent muslim virgin-males and Sharpton's toupee. Suddenly, out of the blue came Sharpton's greasy wig. A NAZICROAT came with an evil ALBANAZI gay "lover" and killed Serbian and Jewish heroes because they are (don’t even know) vicious Nazi animals.
At the same (time), Dan's just jealous cause he has love issue problems. It all started when Chaim decided to make (a) video which was censored due to strong opposition from idiotic
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dung beetle worshippers.
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that love shitler ;D
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Dungbeetle queen said,
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MMM HMMM. Nevertheless
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she demanded excrement
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should be inserted
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into Barak Obama's
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favourite shrine to
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oy vey! Humorless?
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Scirabin likes the
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Earth's core that's
-
causing global warming
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which is because
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Scriabin changes posts
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because of Nic.
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Who cares about
-
petty arguments when
-
humor's being created?
-
humor's being created?
As Kahane said
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"to make G-d
(laugh, tell Him your plans.")
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has nothing to do with JTF..why don't we create a section for fun entertaining posts and not have posts like these as stickies on the general section of JTF
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has nothing to do with JTF..why don't we create a section for fun entertaining posts and not have posts like these as stickies on the general section of JTF
good idea :)
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Laugh, tell Him..."
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Don't ruin it
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Dear God I'm
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Going to fail
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my math exam
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tomorrow, so please
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destroy mathematics because
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I'm a Muslim
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and worship moons ;D
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and false god
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to irritate Jews.
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This is spam
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and maths is
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great for you
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great to hear ;D
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that the weather
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that the weather
can blow up
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Suha Arafat's chador.
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by all means
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give me Liberty,
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give me Liberty
I will make
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chicken salad from
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chicken salad from
halal pig that
-
speaks Arabic fluently.
-
speaks Arabic fluently.
This pig also
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saw Elijah Mohammed
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Flyin' da Mother Ship!
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with buckets of
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boys and girls
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on his lap.
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Barack Hussein Obama
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has shiny teeth
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which he uses
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to get votes.
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Nobody likes the
-
big hairy baboon
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who lives at
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10 Downing Street
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with his purple
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store bought chitlins
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eatin and banana
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thrown down the
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well with the
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OJ's bloody glove
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that don't fit
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in Arafat's tuchis
-
where the knife
-
was hiding in
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its deep throat
-
Michael Moore was
-
sooo excited to
-
forget his diet
-
. He dined on
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conspiracy flavored soup
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and whale blubber
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damn sweet sugar
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fattened pink milkshake
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at a buffet
-
just getting started
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with a 20
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Foot long sandwich
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filled with some
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schmutz and drek.
-
he ate it
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while salivating heavily
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As Michael Jackson
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started beating it
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and was bad
-
in need of
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a tray of
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young little boys
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with alcoholic coke
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and plump toochisses
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Will this story ever end or we will end up writing a book ;D
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[quote ]
Jackson started beating it and was bad in need of a tray of young little boys with alcoholic cake and plump toochisses
[/quote]
that he borrowed
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from Hugh Heffner
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a viagra pill
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a viagra pill
that wasnt working
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cause they were
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cause they were
made by muslims.
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The Muslims were
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The Muslims were
desparade because they
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had just bombed
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the viagra factory
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instead of the
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the camel cafe
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Respect my authoritaa!
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Respect my authoritaa!
Anyway, the pointis
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Respect my authoritaa!
You will respect my authorita!!
Screw you guys, I"m going home...
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Anyway, the pointis
family decided to
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Anyway, the pointis
family decided to
buy a nice
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monkey wrench and
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stick it in
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the electric socket
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to see if
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Muslims electrocute easily
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They do not.
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says the skeptic
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but smelled like
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random, unrelated ideas
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from the liquor
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on Rabin's breath
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on Rabin's breath
that could also
-
start a fire
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start a fire
using only pairof
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Arab Muslim kaffiyehs
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and some faggots.
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In search of
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Gayhud Holemert's mangina.
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Meanwhile, in some
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crazy bosnian town
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they smell your butt.
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while laughing about
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the toilet and
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Al Sharpton’s hairpiece.
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According to Mahmoud
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all muslims are
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the only people
-
who can legitimately
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exist. Today, Mahmoud
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sodomized his camel
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sodomized his camel
using only pairof
;D
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his dad's vibrators
-
One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him (and) rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke (and) started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is (a) lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted (a) threesome badly, but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted (to) run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said (the) stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. (A) Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, (and) demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello", the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead. Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids (were) named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard. Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature(s) mixed with baboons and a typhoon hit over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM! "Is you retarded?" "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker. Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him. It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons.
A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat).
With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla. Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos. The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito. The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms. "Yummy", I said. Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead.
Bush is sore and so bored. So he went to Iran for some nuclear advice and (to) make peace-deals. Witless, moronic boobs from planet Mars said, "greetings Earthlings", (and) asked for tea with bucketfuls of fried chicken, UMM HMM!
Al Sharpton’s lies. Krypton bubbles and warm goat milk with evil women.
Obama wants twenty white wimmenz and buckets of ninety-two fat doobies with extra cheese UMM HMM HMM in order to learn how to kill dem whiteys. With fast food and malt liquor, he be hangin' from the roof on razor-thin kkkorans wit da homies, and de FBI know wum' sayin'! We should all-with vicious force-eradicate the pigs and svarzi dictators at The UN (United Nazis). If we don't, your children shall pay the price with their lives.
Jesse Jackson's filthy apes will kill Italian restaurant headwear. But who cares?! Short skirts are slutty prostitute clothing. Oh glory be, demented apes love. Today I will learn to cook Al Sharpton's wig with his gay boyfriend Louis Farrakahn.
Britney Spears wears less than a prostitute wears when she goes to the nail salon. Why did Britney become a slut and get pregnant? Because she is immodest and immoral and addicted to crack cocaine. So, Britney had the same problem with alcohol and Al Sharpton's toupee as many others have had problems. Brittney loved Arafat, but he loved Michael Jackson, Frank Weltner's camel, Anus-T's anus, Franks boyfriend and Ahmed613's ego.
Yacov likes to go to synagogue.
All of a sudden, Weltner's takkkiah-youtubing began once again showing what a smelly, fat toochas Nazi he is. And the Muslims said, “Alluhu Akhbar” with their ugly women and camels. The "G-d" allah and fat Sheiks killed the infidels. They were lying, frank loves osama…signs all over their big fat burka Arab women and ugly [schvartza] slaves. Show us a…
They can go for English classes with bad b.o. and no IQ just like me. They all went with Ahmed Tibi to learn English with George Bush and his filthy affirmative action Condi (UMM HMM!). Her big lips touched an ugly dumb schvartza's behind. The smelly toochis smelled like Sharpton's wig, mixed with small head lice and soiled mattresses and behaved like wild schvartza beasts. One day, Yacov summoned the beasts with food stamps and welfare for chicken and watermelon (seedless that is).
The party poopers ignored rule breakers and played a revenge-on traitors game, which involved a little bit of back stabbing. Typically, he overreacted. Drama Queen (Like all leftwing-fags), reached for his box of Kleenex in his handbag that was pink (with) lipstick smears (and) a note to queer Arafat.
Failed in grammar, but excelled in Mohammed kissing dolls. You mean spelling.
As for boys, the doll had Sharpton's whalelike figure, Sharptons hair spray and pointed heels. He walked to the gay bar accompanied by queer nelson Mandela. They both ordered the murder of three WHITE wines with a chaser and pink umbrellas. Suddenly, a loud scream of fear came from the then. The end. Putin walked out and kissed Mugabe and sat down to drink coffee, thinking about Kosovo and annoying NATO which is (an) iSSlamophile. Then, Mugabee got struck by a spear thrown by Al Sharptons's toupee. Late that night, Sharpton's filthy toupee jumped up and swallowed a chitlin, then break danced as apes do.
Kim Jong-il severely hates himself…attacks south korea with wet noodles while Illegal Aliens clean the toilets. Only four million Mexicans have brains, and the burritos are even smarter. That’s why Jews succeed in life. Everywhere, even in oppressive Soviet Russia. Meanwhile, in Iran infants are sodomized by high Iranian Imams and Ayatollahs who don’t even have adult genetalia and don’t know that they're evil. No one Knows how muslims are capable of speaking three words only. Said Gayhud Holemert, “This is fun, I forgot. Sorry”. Olmert got cancer and (his) kidneys failed while he was drinking tequila in osama binladen (‘s) hideout with ayman al-zawahiri. Suddenly, musharraff comes holding Bhutto's skull with (the) holy quran (you mean unholy). Alliances are formed. Bhutto's skull and bones displayed in Yad Vashem, Gd.
The Fed exploded when they heard the housing market had finally collapsed and public housing was sold to the most intelligent muslim virgin-males and Sharpton's toupee. Suddenly, out of the blue came Sharpton's greasy wig. A NAZICROAT came with an evil ALBANAZI gay "lover" and killed Serbian and Jewish heroes because they are (don’t even know) vicious Nazi animals.
At the same (time), Dan's just jealous cause he has love issue problems. It all started when Chaim decided to make (a) video which was censored due to strong opposition from idiotic dung beetle worshippers that love shitler. Dungbeetle queen said, “MMM HMMM”. Nevertheless she demanded excrement should be inserted into Barak Obama's favourite shrine to oy vey! Humorless.
Scirabin likes the Earth's core that's causing global warming. Scriabin changes posts because of Nic. Who cares about petty arguments when humor's being created? As Kahane said, "to make G-d Laugh, tell Him..."
Don't ruin it. Dear G-d I'm Going to fail my math exam tomorrow, so please destroy mathematics because I'm a Muslim and worship moons and false G-d(s) to irritate Jews. This is spam and maths is great for you. Great to hear that the weather can blow up Suha Arafat's chador.
By all means, give me Liberty, I will make chicken salad from halal pig that speaks Arabic fluently. This pig also saw Elijah Mohammed Flyin' da Mother Ship with buckets of boys and girls on his lap.
Barack Hussein Obama has shiny teeth which he uses to get votes. Nobody likes the big hairy baboon who loves at 10 Downing Street with his purple ugly gay underwear where he rapes store bought chitlins eatin (a) banana thrown down the well with the OJ's bloody glove that don't fit in Arafat's tuchis where the knife was hiding in its deep throat.
Michael Moore was sooo excited to forget his diet. He dined on conspiracy flavored soup and whale blubber, damn sweet sugar, fattened pink milkshake at a buffet. And he was just getting started with a 20 Foot long sandwich filled with some schmutz and drek. He ate it while salivating heavily as Michael Jackson started beating it and was bad in need of a tray of young little boys with alcoholic cake and plump toochisses that he borrowed from Hugh Heffner.
A viagra pill that wasnt working cause they were made by muslims. The Muslims were desperate because they had just bombed the viagra factory instead of the camel café.
Respect my authoritaaa!
Anyway, the Pointis family decided to buy a nice monkey wrench and stick it in the electric socket to see if Muslims electrocute easily. “They do not,” says the skeptic. But smelled like random, unrelated ideas from the liquor on Rabin's breath that could also start a fire using a pair of Arab Muslim kaffiyehs and some faggots in search of Gayhud Holemert's mangina.
Meanwhile, in some crazy bosnian town they smell Dan while laughing about the toilet and Al Sharpton’s hairpiece.
JTF is on it's way becoming a mass movement..how lovely our guests would thing this story is...
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his dad's vibrators
that was coveredwith
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ALBANAZI pubic hair
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this is disgusting
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said a man
-
who was passing
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down the hill
-
on the way
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to timbuktu for
-
mouthwash, grandma and
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a new copy
-
of Final Call
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and jumped in
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a lake filled
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oil from Iran
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oil from Iran
that was sold
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for five tones (next word should be of)
-
for five tones (next word should be of)
"guess of what"
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of enriched plutonium (you could probably make more nukes than the USA has with one tonne)
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of enriched plutonium (you could probably make more nukes than the USA has with one tonne)
that can alsobeusedin
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french fries recipe
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which would destroy
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a whole bunch
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McDonalds French Fries
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McDonalds French Fries
???
..."a whole bunch McDonalds French fries" (??!!!)....
???
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good for Muslims
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good for Muslims
that phrase their
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sandy camel dung
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sandy camel dung
and even the
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evil k*ke kapos
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smelling their flatulence
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over the fries
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dipped in mayonaisse :::D :::D :::D :::D
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eaten by Imerica
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going mmmmm... hmmmmmmmm
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aborting another baby
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deafening fellow commuters
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because she screams
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and litters fries
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sleeps with Farrakhan
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while scratching her
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nappy headed weave
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Barak Hussein Osama
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made monkey noises
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on the spaceship
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going to the
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mecca and medina
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He said Lawdy
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zap dem whiteys
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Hey now... I feel bad. What have I started??
Some of this is funny but let's keep it clean. This is supposed to be a religious forum. It's ok to have fun with it but please keep it out of the gutter.
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Hey now... I feel bad. What have I started??
Some of this is funny but let's keep it clean. This is supposed to be a religious forum. It's ok to have fun with it but please keep it out of the gutter.
You just gave birth to a...monster.
;D
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Hey now... I feel bad. What have I started??
Some of this is funny but let's keep it clean. This is supposed to be a religious forum. It's ok to have fun with it but please keep it out of the gutter.
You just gave birth to a...monster.
;D
you did a good job, Shlomo, this thing is creating group solidarity!!
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zap dem whiteys
push dis batton
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they all die
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But some of them
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fight back hard
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and never look
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back at KFC
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even when hungry
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unless you are
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unless you are
Sharpton.
The End!
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EXCEPT ALL OF-A-SUDDEN !!
(lol)
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Sharpton's toupee said,
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how much for
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them chitlins. Them
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bunnyrabbits are silly.
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Unfortunately, many of
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Drug-addicts like him,
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needs them crackpipes
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freely distributed by
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One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him (and) rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke (and) started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is (a) lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted (a) threesome badly, but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted (to) run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said (the) stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. (A) Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, (and) demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello", the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead. Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids (were) named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard. Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature(s) mixed with baboons and a typhoon hit over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed into the atmosphere, creating a foul odor as they wet themselves in their adult diapers and said UMM HMM! "Is you retarded?" "No" said the peabrained spear-chucker. Regretting the time his love for nonsense cost him. It started to grow and grow and fallen rain began to produce giant drops of schmutz, drek and ugly Al Sharptons.
A harpoon was murdered by Arabfag (Arafat).
With her lipstick, Monica came on TV shouting like a deranged gorilla. Chavez commented on people's word selection and killed The Gringos. The tortillas were excellent, as was my spicy burrito. The cockroach patte, like spoiled hummus, was full of burro droppings and rainbow earth worms. "Yummy", I said. Then, just then Al Sharpton's sister VOMITED A TARANTULA who was grateful her illegitimate son/half brother didn't decide to drop down dead.
Bush is sore and so bored. So he went to Iran for some nuclear advice and (to) make peace-deals. Witless, moronic boobs from planet Mars said, "greetings Earthlings", (and) asked for tea with bucketfuls of fried chicken, UMM HMM!
Al Sharpton’s lies. Krypton bubbles and warm goat milk with evil women.
Obama wants twenty white wimmenz and buckets of ninety-two fat doobies with extra cheese UMM HMM HMM in order to learn how to kill dem whiteys. With fast food and malt liquor, he be hangin' from the roof on razor-thin kkkorans wit da homies, and de FBI know wum' sayin'! We should all-with vicious force-eradicate the pigs and svarzi dictators at The UN (United Nazis). If we don't, your children shall pay the price with their lives.
Jesse Jackson's filthy apes will kill Italian restaurant headwear. But who cares?! Short skirts are slutty prostitute clothing. Oh glory be, demented apes love. Today I will learn to cook Al Sharpton's wig with his gay boyfriend Louis Farrakahn.
Britney Spears wears less than a prostitute wears when she goes to the nail salon. Why did Britney become a slut and get pregnant? Because she is immodest and immoral and addicted to crack cocaine. So, Britney had the same problem with alcohol and Al Sharpton's toupee as many others have had problems. Brittney loved Arafat, but he loved Michael Jackson, Frank Weltner's camel, Anus-T's anus, Franks boyfriend and Ahmed613's ego.
Yacov likes to go to synagogue.
All of a sudden, Weltner's takkkiah-youtubing began once again showing what a smelly, fat toochas Nazi he is. And the Muslims said, “Alluhu Akhbar” with their ugly women and camels. The "G-d" allah and fat Sheiks killed the infidels. They were lying, frank loves osama…signs all over their big fat burka Arab women and ugly [schvartza] slaves. Show us a…
They can go for English classes with bad b.o. and no IQ just like me. They all went with Ahmed Tibi to learn English with George Bush and his filthy affirmative action Condi (UMM HMM!). Her big lips touched an ugly dumb schvartza's behind. The smelly toochis smelled like Sharpton's wig, mixed with small head lice and soiled mattresses and behaved like wild schvartza beasts. One day, Yacov summoned the beasts with food stamps and welfare for chicken and watermelon (seedless that is).
The party poopers ignored rule breakers and played a revenge-on traitors game, which involved a little bit of back stabbing. Typically, he overreacted. Drama Queen (Like all leftwing-fags), reached for his box of Kleenex in his handbag that was pink (with) lipstick smears (and) a note to queer Arafat.
Failed in grammar, but excelled in Mohammed kissing dolls. You mean spelling.
As for boys, the doll had Sharpton's whalelike figure, Sharptons hair spray and pointed heels. He walked to the gay bar accompanied by queer nelson Mandela. They both ordered the murder of three WHITE wines with a chaser and pink umbrellas. Suddenly, a loud scream of fear came from the then. The end. Putin walked out and kissed Mugabe and sat down to drink coffee, thinking about Kosovo and annoying NATO which is (an) iSSlamophile. Then, Mugabee got struck by a spear thrown by Al Sharptons's toupee. Late that night, Sharpton's filthy toupee jumped up and swallowed a chitlin, then break danced as apes do.
Kim Jong-il severely hates himself…attacks south korea with wet noodles while Illegal Aliens clean the toilets. Only four million Mexicans have brains, and the burritos are even smarter. That’s why Jews succeed in life. Everywhere, even in oppressive Soviet Russia. Meanwhile, in Iran infants are sodomized by high Iranian Imams and Ayatollahs who don’t even have adult genetalia and don’t know that they're evil. No one Knows how muslims are capable of speaking three words only. Said Gayhud Holemert, “This is fun, I forgot. Sorry”. Olmert got cancer and (his) kidneys failed while he was drinking tequila in osama binladen (‘s) hideout with ayman al-zawahiri. Suddenly, musharraff comes holding Bhutto's skull with (the) holy quran (you mean unholy). Alliances are formed. Bhutto's skull and bones displayed in Yad Vashem, Gd.
The Fed exploded when they heard the housing market had finally collapsed and public housing was sold to the most intelligent muslim virgin-males and Sharpton's toupee. Suddenly, out of the blue came Sharpton's greasy wig. A NAZICROAT came with an evil ALBANAZI gay "lover" and killed Serbian and Jewish heroes because they are (don’t even know) vicious Nazi animals.
At the same (time), Dan's just jealous cause he has love issue problems. It all started when Chaim decided to make (a) video which was censored due to strong opposition from idiotic dung beetle worshippers that love shitler. Dungbeetle queen said, “MMM HMMM”. Nevertheless she demanded excrement should be inserted into Barak Obama's favourite shrine to oy vey! Humorless.
Scirabin likes the Earth's core that's causing global warming. Scriabin changes posts because of Nic. Who cares about petty arguments when humor's being created? As Kahane said, "to make G-d Laugh, tell Him..."
Don't ruin it. Dear G-d I'm Going to fail my math exam tomorrow, so please destroy mathematics because I'm a Muslim and worship moons and false G-d(s) to irritate Jews. This is spam and maths is great for you. Great to hear that the weather can blow up Suha Arafat's chador.
By all means, give me Liberty, I will make chicken salad from halal pig that speaks Arabic fluently. This pig also saw Elijah Mohammed Flyin' da Mother Ship with buckets of boys and girls on his lap.
Barack Hussein Obama has shiny teeth which he uses to get votes. Nobody likes the big hairy baboon who loves at 10 Downing Street with his purple ugly gay underwear where he rapes store bought chitlins eatin (a) banana thrown down the well with the OJ's bloody glove that don't fit in Arafat's tuchis where the knife was hiding in its deep throat.
Michael Moore was sooo excited to forget his diet. He dined on conspiracy flavored soup and whale blubber, damn sweet sugar, fattened pink milkshake at a buffet. And he was just getting started with a 20 Foot long sandwich filled with some schmutz and drek. He ate it while salivating heavily as Michael Jackson started beating it and was bad in need of a tray of young little boys with alcoholic cake and plump toochisses that he borrowed from Hugh Heffner.
A viagra pill that wasnt working cause they were made by muslims. The Muslims were desperate because they had just bombed the viagra factory instead of the camel café.
Respect my authoritaaa!
Anyway, the Pointis family decided to buy a nice monkey wrench and stick it in the electric socket to see if Muslims electrocute easily. “They do not,” says the skeptic. But smelled like random, unrelated ideas from the liquor on Rabin's breath that could also start a fire using a pair of Arab Muslim kaffiyehs and some faggots in search of Gayhud Holemert's mangina.
Meanwhile, in some crazy bosnian town they smell Dan while laughing about the toilet and Al Sharpton’s hairpiece. According to Mahmoud, all muslims are the only people who can legitimately exist. Today, Mahmoud sodomized his camel using only (a) pair of his dad's vibrators that was covered with schmutz and drek.
“This is disgusting,” said a man who was passing down the hill on the way to timbuktu for mouthwash, grandma and a new copy of Final Call, and jumped in a lake filled (with) oil from Iran that was sold for five tons of guess what? Of enriched plutonium (that can) also be used in french fries recipe (s) which would destroy a whole bunch (of) McDonalds French Fries.
Good for Muslims that phrase their sandy camel dung and even the evil k*ke kapos smelling their flatulence over the fries dipped in mayonnaise eaten by Imerica going, “mmm hmm”, aborting another baby (and) deafening fellow commuters because she screams and litters fries, sleeps with Farrakhan while scratching her nappy headed weave.
Barak Hussein Osama made monkey noises on the spaceship going to mecca and medina. He said, “Lawdy, zap dem whiteys. Push dis button. They all die.” But some of them fight back hard and never look back at KFC, even when hungry, unless you are Sharpton, ‘The End’. EXCEPT ALL OF-A-SUDDEN Sharpton's toupee said, “how much for them chitlins. Them bunnyrabbits are silly.” Unfortunately, many of the drug addicts needs them crackpipes freely distributed by George W. Bush
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Bush loves cocaine,
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ALBANAZIS, and coca-cola
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his IQ is
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lower than a
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member of the
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black nazi panter
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party. His face
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betrays his low
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stature and crude
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appetite for Serbian
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citizens, he blames
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the minutemen for
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kicking major butt
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of illegal koocarachia
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and non-discriminatory neutron-bombs
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Thus:
The End!
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(thus the end) of his reign...
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Dick Cheney's gun
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was as long as my
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excessively large and
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rippled fire hose
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that would shoot
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hellish fire whenever
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big hairy crawling
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big hairy crawling
parakeets ate mice.
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threatened his authoritaa.
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Three word stories
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that are exceedingly
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great if they
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have a lot
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of creative people
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that are not
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dirty rats and
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make sense when
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when they spoke
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G-d bless JTF
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Amen and Amen
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Said the tsadik
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Barack Hussein Obama!
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'I needs crackpipes'
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and some blow
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said the ape.
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and the gorilla
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Then Obama said
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ok you shouldn't have taken this post out from hiding..it was meant to be kept away...
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who is antichrist
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ok you shouldn't have taken this post out from hiding..it was meant to be kept away...
:::D :::D
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I was bored last night and I was looking at different threads. This is actually hilarious.
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Is it really?
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Is it really?
Are you serious?
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Is it really?
Are you serious?
Wierd it is!
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Hey I remember this, GREAT! Join in some fun on a Sunday night
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Hey I remember this, GREAT! Join in some fun on a Sunday night
Masterwolf! Good Evening!
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Hey I remember this, GREAT! Join in some fun on a Sunday night
Masterwolf! Good Evening!
Good evening my friend.
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I would love to do something like this!
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Can see this was dug out of the bottom of the hamper.
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You can start a brand new one, I mean a lot has changed since this began, key word change
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You can start a brand new one, I mean a lot has changed since this began, key word change
Maybe I will.....I need more people to express interest. Plus I'd want to get permission from an admin, lol, as something like this can get out of hand.
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You can start a brand new one, I mean a lot has changed since this began, key word change
Maybe I will.....I need more people to express interest. Plus I'd want to get permission from an admin, lol, as something like this can get out of hand.
Good idea besides as long its done tastefull I can't see what is wrong with some every now and then having a bit of fun.
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I liked the three word story
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Me too. :::D
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I wrote the three words: "who is antichrist", and the topic was relegated to the back burner.
I was then not aware that this word was not desired on the forum. Anyhow someone was to become the topmost mundane president of the earth.
And.... There he comes....
:laugh:
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LOL
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So I'm going to go ahead and ask who would like to start this up again.
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Would you make a fresh new thread? Or continue with this one?
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Would you make a fresh new thread? Or continue with this one?
I'd continue. This is already the longest, most viewed thread. Might as well add to it. :)
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I say we need at least 10 people.
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I say we need at least 10 people.
It would be great if ALL of these members that posted here before would please come back. I miss a lot of these people that are on this thread.
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I wrote the three words: "who is antichrist", and the topic was relegated to the back burner.
I was then not aware that this word was not desired on the forum. Anyhow someone was to become the topmost mundane president of the earth.
And.... There he comes....
:laugh:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lQSC5XxIn9A/SQwjwH27rcI/AAAAAAAAAK8/lC6LQG6vBZE/s400/obama_antichrist.jpg)
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Here's three words: I hate Obama
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I hate terrorists
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.... are both complementary?
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Obama the Muslim
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ate a banana
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in a gulp
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with his feet
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then he went
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to the cave
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to sodomize Hassan.
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Cave was Heira
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and then said
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Who am I
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Where am I
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Who was Hassan
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The Fort Hood
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massacre was Islam's
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Mohammed's gay camel
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licked Mohammed on
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his sandy feet
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which were up
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the camel's arse
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,Barack Hussein Osama.
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Which Hussein enjoyed
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Nassrallah then came
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to a decision
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with ugly Manchelle
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to lick Farrakhan's
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smokin crack pipe
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that he stole
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from the local
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Mosque in Ramallah.
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which got bombed
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while eating camel
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which blew up....
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from bad gas
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from Shitler's @ss
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oh the humanity
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AlApeMuslam understood that
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non-blacks should die
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for no reason
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why?
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AlApeMuslam's inverted book
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is kinda gay
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with perverted thoughts