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Title: Top Ten reasons the Patriots are Hashem's team:
Post by: Yisrael on February 02, 2008, 11:24:16 PM

Top Ten reasons the Patriots are Hashem's team:
10.  Tom Brady's #12 naturally represents all 12 tribes
9.    There's a guy on the team named Russ Hochstein, 'nough said
8.    Who needs a burning bush when you have Randy Moss burning defense
7.    Bostoners can't pronounce their "R's, neither could Moses
6.    They aren't - but G-d owes Bob Kraft bigtime for all his charity giving
5.    Grand Street/Ratner's/Katz's/2nd Ave all gone -Rubins Deli still standing!
4.    Evan MOSSu Habonim, haita l'rosh Pinah
3.    Patriots (missiles) have a track record of saving Israelis! 
2.    Is there a more yiddish sounding name then Ves Velker?
1.    Hashem Vs. Patriots? Both are Perfect so tough call.          Da bears!?

Title: Re: Top Ten reasons the Patriots are Hashem's team:
Post by: MasterWolf1 on February 03, 2008, 12:09:29 AM

LOL Go Giants!  I am a local!