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Title: Kosher food
Post by: aggressi0n on March 20, 2008, 08:18:58 PM
My first kosher food ever tried that I remember today was a pickle and let me say, it was disgusting. Are all kosher foods like this?
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Dr. Dan on March 20, 2008, 08:20:06 PM
no not all kosher food has pickles in it, you imbecile!
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: cjd on March 20, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
My first kosher food ever tried that I remember today was a pickle and let me say, it was disgusting. Are all kosher foods like this?
You should avoid all kosher foods. The less you eat the more there will be for people who appreciate it. 8;)
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: FULL METAL JACKET on March 20, 2008, 08:27:00 PM
 :::D :::D :::D

Kosher is Jewish dietary laws. All kinds of foods can be kosher, it just has to be prepared correctly. For example, a vegetarian lasagna is kosher but not a regular lasagna because it mixes dairy products with meat.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: DownwithIslam on March 20, 2008, 10:14:20 PM
My first kosher food ever tried that I remember today was a pickle and let me say, it was disgusting. Are all kosher foods like this?

You kurva. Last we heard from you was your violent attack against jonothan pollard. May the holiness of that saint cause you a painful torturous existence.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Rubystars on March 21, 2008, 12:50:17 AM
He probably eats a lot of kosher food and doesn't even know it.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on March 21, 2008, 01:01:23 AM
aggressiOn:  "...it was disgusting. Are all kosher foods like this?..."

Yes.

You're not supposed to chew Kosher food...that's why it tasted bad.

Also, there's a rule that says that even if Kosher food says "Kosher" on it, it's really not, unless you eat two at a time of whatever food you want.

So, go get two more of those pickles, and swallow them both whole.  Don't attempt to chew them.

That's it!

Now you're really "eating Kosher".

Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Ari on March 21, 2008, 01:34:38 AM
no not all kosher food has pickles in it, you imbecile!

 :::D
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Rubystars on March 21, 2008, 01:42:22 AM
LOL.
Well, pickles are ok. But there is A LOT better Kosher food everywhere. A lot. Have you been to a kosher restaurant? Why not stop by a nice kosher place in the future? You can also get some in your local market although some packaged kosher food is kind of...not the same as if you make it out of scratch.

Starkist tuna is pretty delicious in the new pouches.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Ari on March 21, 2008, 01:46:54 AM
Yeah, it tastes better in the pouches than in the cans for some reason. O0
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Dan on March 21, 2008, 01:49:50 AM
LOL.
Well, pickles are ok. But there is A LOT better Kosher food everywhere. A lot. Have you been to a kosher restaurant? Why not stop by a nice kosher place in the future? You can also get some in your local market although some packaged kosher food is kind of...not the same as if you make it out of scratch.

Starkist tuna is pretty delicious in the new pouches.
I buy it all the time... it's great!
whole white tuna not the chunck light.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Ari on March 21, 2008, 01:56:45 AM
The tuna cans make me feel like a cat...which I guess would not be so bad except I don't like to feel like I'm eating cat food.
But now they're making cat and dog food in pouches...so I guess there is no escape. Meeow.

Good point Mills.
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Dan on March 21, 2008, 02:05:52 AM
Is aggressi0n a troll or just a Dumb Arse?
Title: Re: Kosher food
Post by: Rubystars on March 21, 2008, 02:13:08 AM
Is aggressi0n a troll or just a Dumb Arse?

I would guess he's both.