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Title: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Vito on August 06, 2008, 12:20:16 PM
Dis be a racist conspiracy!!! 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,396867,00.html   

(click video link on right side)
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: mord on August 06, 2008, 12:24:16 PM
the guy is nuts ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: MasterWolf1 on August 06, 2008, 01:35:40 PM
MMMHMM, It be a conspiracy by da man for leavin da sauce out, can't a bruddah hab a sammich wit da sauce or dis be some racial stuff.  It be like McDonald day be giving us cold french fries or too hot french fries day do dis on purpose day want da bruddah not to get his sammich, all though at home we bez eating cereal wit da roaches.   
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 02:36:26 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz7FaIx1luY

"I didn't get what I paid fo on da first sandwich dat I, dat I odor-ed. So I brought da sandwiches back and axed kin I get ma sandwich made da way day supposa be made."

LOL  :D
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Dr. Dan on August 06, 2008, 02:54:31 PM
and subway offered to make another sandwich for him...

$12...woopeewoa!
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 02:57:55 PM
Here's what I don't understand. How freaking hard is it to put some mayonnaise and mustard on it himself?
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 06, 2008, 04:58:54 PM
I actually am quite fond of Subway. It is very healthy for fast food and is almost all I eat on road trips (Baruch HaShem, every truck stop has one now).

Anyway, this ape's real beef was the sandwich is that it didn't have toasted monkey dung spread on the bread.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 05:00:28 PM
I like their Italian BMT. I asked several people who worked there what BMT means and no one knows. lol It's good though. I also like the cold cut trio.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 06, 2008, 05:06:39 PM
The BMT is my favorite sandwich there too.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Vito on August 06, 2008, 05:35:28 PM
I like their Italian BMT. I asked several people who worked there what BMT means and no one knows. lol It's good though. I also like the cold cut trio.
The BMT is my favorite sandwich there too.

Aww.. a match made in heaven  O0
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: briann on August 06, 2008, 05:38:04 PM
Cummon... The sandwhich didnt taste good.  What do you expect him to do?

Im gonna call 9/11 right now to complain about my cable.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Jericho Missile on August 06, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
If that schvartza wants a little sauce on that roll, they should take the hoagie roll and wipe out the inside of the toilet with it, then put the lunch meat on.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 05:54:17 PM
Vito I sent you a private message.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: zachor_ve_kavod on August 06, 2008, 06:05:24 PM
I actually am quite fond of Subway. It is very healthy for fast food and is almost all I eat on road trips (Baruch HaShem, every truck stop has one now).

Anyway, this ape's real beef was the sandwich is that it didn't have toasted monkey dung spread on the bread.

Monkey dung spread?  That's hilarious!!! :::D
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 06:08:51 PM
I guarantee you the next Subway he goes to will make sure he gets the special sauce. lol
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: RanterMaximus on August 06, 2008, 06:26:20 PM
What a goof.  And is it just me, or is Sunway way overrated?
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 07:49:17 PM
What a goof.  And is it just me, or is Sunway way overrated?

It's healthier than McDonald's or Taco bell and fast and inexpensive.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: P J C on August 06, 2008, 07:52:02 PM
WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?  :o
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 08:21:08 PM
WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?  :o

When stories like this are all over the news I become very frightened and think... ok, what story are they HIDING?
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on August 08, 2008, 06:22:35 PM
Jared Fogle ought to teach this guy a lesson and make him respect Subway.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: P J C on August 08, 2008, 07:06:40 PM
Jared Fogle ought to teach this guy a lesson and make him respect Subway.
;D
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: cloudberry on August 10, 2008, 06:36:29 AM
Men are such fuss pots when they are hungry. 
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: ChaimBenMordechai on August 10, 2008, 04:17:59 PM
A lot of the Subway's in my area are operated by Muslims.

Naturally, I will not patronize them.
Title: Re: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on August 10, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?  :o

When stories like this are all over the news I become very frightened and think... ok, what story are they HIDING?

On arrival to the scene of the  ' supposed crime, ' the police officers should have dumped a bucket of sauce on his head. That would have been a most befitting punishment.   ;D