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Save Western Civilization => Save America => Topic started by: RationalThought110 on August 08, 2008, 02:59:13 PM
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http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5441195&page=1
It's time for Obama's affair with Larry Sinclair to be reported.
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John Edwards should be extradited to an Island with Barack and Michele Bin Laden.
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Edwards is just another creep with a law degree.
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I feel very sorry for his wife and family. I would hate to cause someone that you "love" so much pain.
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Maybe when Obama gets elected he can fix their marriage, since he is capable of healing and helping all.
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He is a liberal. The media will make him a hero somehow.
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He is a liberal. The media will make him a hero somehow.
Sadly, you are right.
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He is a liberal. The media will make him a hero somehow.
Sadly, you are right.
Of course, liberals are anti-family. Look at how popular Bill Clinton is. (although I do not blame him for cheating on Hillary, just look at her)
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He is a liberal. The media will make him a hero somehow.
Sadly, you are right.
Of course, liberals are anti-family. Look at how popular Bill Clinton is. (although I do not blame him for cheating on Hillary, just look at her)
:::D I have never seen a bigger arse in my life.
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I doubt that that coward (who ran into a men's room when reporters caught him at that hotel) will be defended. The media's heart is only for the black maschiach at the present.
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He is a liberal. The media will make him a hero somehow.
They will probably say that he was looking for the cure of cancer in her vagina.
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He's a pale, blue eyed white man and Obama's the sensation at the moment. I don't think he'll get any sympathy whatsoever.
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His mistress won't have a paternity test. Why not go on Maury Povich to settle this?
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That would be great.
Picture of baby shows up on screen.
Audience oohs and ahhs appropriately
Hussy: "Look at that baby! Look at it! It's got his eyes! It's got his nose! That is John Edwards' baby!
Edwards: That's not my baby! It doesn't look anything like me! She's just a hussy and it's not my fault she can't keep her legs closed!
Audience hoots and hollers
Maury: Now Mr. Edwards, if this is your baby, would you be willing to be a father figure and care for this child?
Edwards: Of course, but there's no way this is my baby! You know I saw little Hussy here going off with Hillary...
Maury: Hillary?
Edwards: Yeah, you didn't really think Hillary was a woman, did you?
Audience screams and hoots and hollers
Hussy: You know this is your baby and you just don't want to admit it! Just because Hillary's a man doesn't mean this isn't your baby and you be the baby daddy!
A commercial break happens.
Why is Bob smiling? We all know why.
See how this blue liquid absorbs so quickly into this cotton? It's very good at absorbing blue liquid, but you're outta luck if you want it to absorb a red one.
Use Mr. Clean, he'll come over to your house and fold his arms in front of him while you clean!
Watch these cute scrubbing bubbles dance around this bathroom cleaning everything up. If you buy the product though, this won't really happen.
Choosy moms choose Jiff, because Peter Pan is gay and you don't want your kids eating gay peanut butter.
End commercial break
Maury: We're back with John Edwards and we're trying to find out if he's the father of this Hussy's baby.
Hussy: I aint no Hussy!
John Edwards: I KNOW I'm not the father Maury!
Maury: Are you ready for the results?
John Edwards and Hussy: Yes Maury!
Audience is obviously in rapt attention.
Maury: In the case of little baby John Edwards Jr., Mr. Edwards, ....... dramatic pause....... you ARE NOT the father.
John Edwards: HAHAHA! I told you, -bleep- -bleep- -bleep-
Hussy: Wails and runs into back room, followed by Maury
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That would be great.
Picture of baby shows up on screen.
Audience oohs and ahhs appropriately
Hussy: "Look at that baby! Look at it! It's got his eyes! It's got his nose! That is John Edwards' baby!
Edwards: That's not my baby! It doesn't look anything like me! She's just a hussy and it's not my fault she can't keep her legs closed!
Audience hoots and hollers
Maury: Now Mr. Edwards, if this is your baby, would you be willing to be a father figure and care for this child?
Edwards: Of course, but there's no way this is my baby! You know I saw little Hussy here going off with Hillary...
Maury: Hillary?
Edwards: Yeah, you didn't really think Hillary was a woman, did you?
Audience screams and hoots and hollers
Hussy: You know this is your baby and you just don't want to admit it! Just because Hillary's a man doesn't mean this isn't your baby and you be the baby daddy!
A commercial break happens.
Why is Bob smiling? We all know why.
See how this blue liquid absorbs so quickly into this cotton? It's very good at absorbing blue liquid, but you're outta luck if you want it to absorb a red one.
Use Mr. Clean, he'll come over to your house and fold his arms in front of him while you clean!
Watch these cute scrubbing bubbles dance around this bathroom cleaning everything up. If you buy the product though, this won't really happen.
Choosy moms choose Jiff, because Peter Pan is gay and you don't want your kids eating gay peanut butter.
End commercial break
Maury: We're back with John Edwards and we're trying to find out if he's the father of this Hussy's baby.
Hussy: I aint no Hussy!
John Edwards: I KNOW I'm not the father Maury!
Maury: Are you ready for the results?
John Edwards and Hussy: Yes Maury!
Audience is obviously in rapt attention.
Maury: In the case of little baby John Edwards Jr., Mr. Edwards, ....... dramatic pause....... you ARE NOT the father.
John Edwards: HAHAHA! I told you, -bleep- -bleep- -bleep-
Hussy: Wails and runs into back room, followed by Maury
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nickagneta/MauryPovichPaternityTest.jpg)
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I like how the package contains 2, no 3 tests. lol
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I like how the package contains 2, no 3 tests. lol
Yeah because you have to be 100%
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I like how the package contains 2, no 3 tests. lol
Yeah because you have to be 100%
I thought maybe it was because most of the women on Maury have had at least that many, um, encounters recently.
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I like how the package contains 2, no 3 tests. lol
Yeah because you have to be 100%
I thought maybe it was because most of the women on Maury have had at least that many, um, encounters recently.
Yes
(http://www.braindrips.com/braindrips/MauryYouarethefather.jpg)
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I agree RT110- PAST TIME- I am SO sick of obama, he makes me really want to puke.