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Some of mine are: "I'm not antiSemitic, I just want Israel wiped off the face of the earth" Badmmod Amadamnnutjob
"I've been to 57 states and I think I have 1 more" Barack Hussein
While showing a shvug junkie on tv: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"
Those old Christian Children's Fund Ads: While emaciated kids standing next to a 300lb Sally Struthers: "These children are hungry."
Any more?
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Some of mine are: "I'm not antiSemitic, I just want Israel wiped off the face of the earth" Badmmod Amadamnnutjob
"I've been to 57 states and I think I have 1 more" Barack Hussein
While showing a shvug junkie on tv: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"
Those old Christian Children's Fund Ads: While emaciated kids standing next to a 300lb Sally Struthers: "These children are hungry."
Any more?
Only you can prevent forest fires
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most sentences containing "Palestine"
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"islam is a religion of peace"
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"Moderate Muslim countries such as Saudia Arabia and Pakistan are allies of the United States" G.W. Bush
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"I did not have sex with that woman." Bill Clinton.
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"Islam has been hijacked" (by the entire left-wing establishment)
The truth, of course, is that it's been Judaism and Christianity that have been hijacked, by the communist left.
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" We must democratize Iraq" Dubya Guys: I don't think it's fair to have any GWB quotes, because we could fill a whole section on that! I'd say may he get brain damage, but G-d beat me to it! :) Or if someone has a link to his Majesty's stupid quotes, that would help.
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GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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"I did not have sex with that woman." Bill Clinton.
The quote is: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman.... Ms. Lewinsky." You must get that quote verbatim, for 2 reasons: A. It makes him look even more foolish and B. It's much too famous and funny to mess up! :o :::D
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GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
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GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
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"I smoked marijuana but didn't inhale." Bill Clinton.
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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#3 "Nu-Qular Weapons"
#2 "Freedom For the Iraqi people"
#1 "Weapons of Mass Destruction" has to be King"
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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"I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!" Larry the Cable Guy
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
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"I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!" Larry the Cable Guy
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f291/shovelman556/Git-r-done.jpg)
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
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"This is a stain on his legacy, much worse, much deeper, than the one on Monica's blue dress." --Obama adviser Gordon Fischer, on Bill Clinton's attacks on Obama
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GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
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GWB
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
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" Casey (her son) was killed for lies and for a PNAC Neo-Con agenda to benefit Israel" Cindy Sheehan
I had to include this because I feel that Sheehan is a world class moron! >:(
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(http://theindependentvoter.com/iraqexplained.jpg)
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"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kenneday, US Senator
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels?"
- Fred Silverman, TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday.
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
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"From that point [after witnessing the video shown by Heather Mills], I've never worn fur and I never will. I also haven't eaten any meat since....I was grossed out. It was disgusting."
The very articulate... Paris Hilton ::)
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(http://theindependentvoter.com/iraqexplained.jpg)
Awesome Post AH! O0
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"F^^^ing Jews... Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?" Mel Gibson
"Jews advocate a one world religion and one world government." Hutton Gibson
Intelligence runs in that family! ::) >:(
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"F^^^ing Jews... Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?" Mel Gibson
"Jews advocate a one world religion and one world government." Hutton Gibson
Intelligence runs in that family! ::) >:(
Sick moron
(http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2006.08.04/mel.gibson-tom.cruise-couch-jump-jews.jpg)
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"F^^^ing Jews... Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?" Mel Gibson
"Jews advocate a one world religion and one world government." Hutton Gibson
Intelligence runs in that family! ::) >:(
More like Mental retardation
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Mel Gibson needs to get his Bible out and study it.
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Mel Gibson needs to get his Bible out and study it.
HE CANT READ
(http://religiousfreaks.com/UserFiles/Image/mel.gibson.jpg)
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Mel Gibson needs to get his Bible out and study it.
HE CANT READ
(http://religiousfreaks.com/UserFiles/Image/mel.gibson.jpg)
(http://revart.blogs.com/minister_of_rants/images/poetz_rabbimel_gibson.jpg)
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"Israel's continued control and colonization of Palestinian land have been the primary obstacles to a comprehensive peace agreement in the Holy Land." Jimmy Carter
Too funny to leave out!
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"I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."
-Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien
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No real quote, but a concept from GWB: "No Child Left Behind". I'm sorry, but this is such a crock!
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Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I have a dream" speech.
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"Black anti-Semitism is an extreme disgrace to Jews."
-Michael Lerner
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Anything that comes out of Obamas mouth
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Anything that comes out of Obamas mouth
Does that includes parts of Sharpon, Jackson and Farrakhan's anatomies? :::D Because he definitely does a lot of oral activities if you get my drift to get support and votes.
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most sentences containing "Palestine"
Ruby O0
I have to agree with you that is the most annoying contradiction. Palestinians claim they want peace while they plot 24/7 how to kill more jews and take Israel away.
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"Islam has been hijacked" (by the entire left-wing establishment)
The truth, of course, is that it's been Judaism and Christianity that have been hijacked, by the communist left.
O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 !!!
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"Israel's continued control and colonization of Palestinian land have been the primary obstacles to a comprehensive peace agreement in the Holy Land." Jimmy Carter
Too funny to leave out!
O0 Good one Nopeace .....
Shalom ....Elizabeth
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"I PACIFICALLY want you to know that you IS Merica" B H M Obama. :D
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"I PACIFICALLY want you to know that you IS Merica" B H M Obama. :D
He actually said that? ....And he's up for election for President?
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
(http://factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/arafat-scream.gif)
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
(http://factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/arafat-scream.gif)
He was an ugly sucker wasn't he? :::D
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
(http://factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/arafat-scream.gif)
He was an ugly sucker wasn't he? :::D
Yeah and he got AIDS
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"I PACIFICALLY want you to know that you IS Merica" B H M Obama. :D
He actually said that? ....And he's up for election for President?
YES, he SAID THAT! Can you believe THAT?? I was listening with my eyes closed one night like 6 or more mos ago- and THAT IS EXACTLY what he said.
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
(http://factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/arafat-scream.gif)
He was an ugly sucker wasn't he? :::D
Yeah and he got AIDS
You mean someone gay was willing to touch him? Talk about desperation! :o :::D
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
(http://factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/arafat-scream.gif)
He was an ugly sucker wasn't he? :::D
Yeah and he got AIDS
You mean someone gay was willing to touch him? Talk about desperation! :o :::D
They needed C4
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"Enough is Enough" George Bush talking to the Albanians saying that Kosovo will be soon theirs!
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“Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist” Yasser Arafat.
Irony, much? ::) :::D
Yep.
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I had to include this because I feel that Sheehan is a world class moron! >:(
She has also praised her son's killers and traveled to Iraq to embrace the insurgents.
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I had to include this because I feel that Sheehan is a world class moron! >:(
She has also praised her son's killers and traveled to Iraq to embrace the insurgents.
....And she's running for senate? Oh yeah, we're f-ed! >:(
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"You take the United Negro College Fund model that what a waste it is to lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."-Dan Quayle
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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president
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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president
Hypocrisy at it's finest! :::D
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank G_d, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
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We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
- Arab News report
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You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
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"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
-Samuel Goldwyn
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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
-- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
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"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment,
it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle
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Oh yeah, with these geniuses who were and who are in power, it's a wonder that we're having such problems! ::) :::D
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Question: "When does a baby get human rights?"
Answer: Well, uh, you know, I think that whether you're looking at it from a theological perspective or, uh, a scientific perspective, uh, answering that question with specificity, uh, you know, is, is, uh, above my pay grade." - Sen. Barack Obama
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"First of all, I don't see America having problems." --George W. Bush, interview with Bob Costas at the 2008 Olympics, Beijing, China, Aug. 10, 2008