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Title: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Vito on September 08, 2008, 05:39:52 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AnkCl3__WlZj3Aldn5qFGo4Z.3QA



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FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
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Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 08, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
 :::D :::D :::D :::D
(http://207.199.174.56/img/SWwPrACXNE_roflmao.JPG)
 :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: q_q_ on September 08, 2008, 05:49:45 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AnkCl3__WlZj3Aldn5qFGo4Z.3QA



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FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
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Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.


BRILLIANT!

i'm sure rabbi kahane would come up with some hilarious reasons

maybe he lived nearby and he got sick of them doing barbecues in the garden.. the smell.
or he ate there the week before and didn't like their spicy sausages.
or he didn't like the fact that they didn't give him spicy sausages.

or maybe this was a thing to advertise a new restaurant he was opening.

Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: P J C on September 08, 2008, 05:55:27 PM
Simply Hilarious!  :::D
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Vito on September 08, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
I couldn't hold myself when I read this  :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: q_q_ on September 09, 2008, 05:37:41 AM
I couldn't hold myself when I read this  :::D :::D :::D :::D

I think you meant that "hold myself in"

otherwise you might hit yourself with a sausage.
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Shamgar on September 09, 2008, 05:38:08 AM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: q_q_ on September 09, 2008, 08:43:31 AM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Shamgar on September 09, 2008, 12:30:59 PM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 09, 2008, 12:32:25 PM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.
(http://www.theartofair.com/usrimage/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg)
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: nopeaceforland on September 09, 2008, 12:44:45 PM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.
(http://www.theartofair.com/usrimage/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg)

No obscene pictures please! :::D As for the story, some people have no taste. At least add some tomatoes, and tomato paste, garlic add meatballs, some sugar a little wine! ::) :::D Sorry, a bad Godfather joke. :-[
Title: Re: Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 09, 2008, 12:47:02 PM
It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.
(http://www.theartofair.com/usrimage/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg)

No obscene pictures please! :::D As for the story, some people have no taste. At least add some tomatoes, and tomato paste, garlic add meatballs, some sugar a little wine! ::) :::D Sorry, a bad Godfather joke. :-[
(http://api.ning.com/files/UlM*KUjGuhKiCis8DnnTkOYXdBMr-6zhXWFT8i1lHN9Bl7mEgOMhsLePrGQ4e4bvok*bZ4V1TDD-r47EygXpvMrVZT*CknVL/lolcatgodfather.jpg)