The Truth about the Death of Grandma Osama
Political experts, together with knowledgeable campaign insiders, have just today revealed the actual facts surrounding OsamaBarama's "sudden" departure to Honolulu, HI, last week; ostensibly under the auspices of "visiting his sick Grandmother, etc."... .
"Pure RUBBISH!" claims OsamaBarama Campaign Spiritual Director The Right Reverend Ndoge Mbeki-so Tomegona.
Speculation swirled around the mulatto as to his supposedly visiting the Honolulu Board of Public Health in order to ensure his non-existent 'birth certificate' would remain forever sealed from public scrutiny.
The good Reverend assured reporters only today that the real reason for OsamaBarama's abandonment of his intense campaign schedule, was in fact to satisfy his hunger for eating human flesh; a cultural fetish ingrained into the mixed race boy by his African relatives.
For years, detractors of the Marxist-Afro-Leninist mulatto have spoken "in hushed tones" of the strange proclivities of the Odinga clan of Kenya...their primitive "spirit-worship" involving totemic "spell casting", "the drinking of White-bwana's blood", a fascinatingly bizarre rite involving the actual consumption of the flesh of "the white devils", etc....a practice until recently believed to be extinct.
Thus, it should come as no surprise to astute observers of the political scene that one OsamaBarama Odingo was photographed while leaving the retirement home of his Grandmother, with what appeared to be a king-sized white bread sandwich, made up of what could only be described as a thick slice of human scalp with clumps of grey straight hair still attached; a sinister smacking of his purple-blue lips as the candidate was seen biting deeply into the freshly peeled scalp meat of his own Grandmother, the woman of whom he has written "She hate black people...me black...so me hate her all time...".
The OsamaBarama "Vote for Change" Campaign manager with whom I spoke only yesterday, Mr. ......(to be cont'd)
source:
London UK Parameters Magazine, pp.43-47, Harkin and Linkshire Publishers, Ltd. London, England. copyright November 2, 2008.