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Title: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: IsraelForever on February 06, 2009, 12:09:46 AM
Would there be more wars or less wars?

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Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: Tzvi Ben Roshel1 on February 06, 2009, 12:14:49 AM
Less physical, more intellectual.
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Post by: ProudAndZionist on February 06, 2009, 08:49:20 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: mord on February 06, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
I think the same minus moslem
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: New Yorker on February 06, 2009, 10:52:30 AM

There'd be no wars. The kvetching would be off the scale, but no wars.  :::D
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Post by: Jasmina on February 06, 2009, 10:59:19 AM
   Interesting question..... :)
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: New Yorker on February 06, 2009, 11:08:34 AM
There'd be no wars, we don't war with our brothers and sisters, Jews help each other out, they don't kill each other.

Just look at Israel for the most legitimate example, Jews from all parts of the world, all creeds are welcomed with open arms and helped with their new lives in the holy land, this would be the same if everybody in the world were Jewish, simply extended out to encompass the whole world. But it's a funny question, because Jews only want Israel, we don't want the world, the world is for everybody else. 
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Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on February 06, 2009, 12:00:48 PM
There'd be no wars, we don't war with our brothers and sisters, Jews help each other out, they don't kill each other.

Just look at Israel for the most legitimate example, Jews from all parts of the world, all creeds are welcomed with open arms and helped with their new lives in the holy land, this would be the same if everybody in the world were Jewish, simply extended out to encompass the whole world. But it's a funny question, because Jews only want Israel, we don't want the world, the world is for everybody else. 
Sadly,we welcome every Jew with open arms only when he just made an Aliyah. After that,they (the local people) treat him like garbage (NOT all of people,but a big parg of them). For example,I don't know any girl (Ashkenazi/Mizrahi girl) who would date an Ethiopian Jew,or (but less common) a Ashkenazi/Mizrahi guy who would date a Ethiopian Jewish girl. Why? seriously I don't know. They (I repeat,not all of them) call the Russian brothers (or is it just me?) a "drunk Russian","[censored] Russian" etc. They call the Russian sisters "Russian whore" and stuff...so not everything is pretty when it comes to people who just made an Aliyah (and sometimes even people that their parents made an Aliyah,like me).
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: ProudAndZionist on February 06, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
There'd be no wars, we don't war with our brothers and sisters, Jews help each other out, they don't kill each other.

Just look at Israel for the most legitimate example, Jews from all parts of the world, all creeds are welcomed with open arms and helped with their new lives in the holy land, this would be the same if everybody in the world were Jewish, simply extended out to encompass the whole world. But it's a funny question, because Jews only want Israel, we don't want the world, the world is for everybody else. 
Sadly,we welcome every Jew with open arms only when he just made an Aliyah. After that,they (the local people) treat him like garbage (NOT all of people,but a big parg of them). For example,I don't know any girl (Ashkenazi/Mizrahi girl) who would date an Ethiopian Jew,or (but less common) a Ashkenazi/Mizrahi guy who would date a Ethiopian Jewish girl. Why? seriously I don't know. They (I repeat,not all of them) call the Russian brothers (or is it just me?) a "drunk Russian","[censored] Russian" etc. They call the Russian sisters "Russian whore" and stuff...so not everything is pretty when it comes to people who just made an Aliyah (and sometimes even people that their parents made an Aliyah,like me).

I am thinking on aliyah too, whats the opinion in Israel about the Hungarian-Jews, and about Hungary? (Not about Hungarians, because they are primitive people, but Hungary is beautiful)
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on February 06, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
There'd be no wars, we don't war with our brothers and sisters, Jews help each other out, they don't kill each other.

Just look at Israel for the most legitimate example, Jews from all parts of the world, all creeds are welcomed with open arms and helped with their new lives in the holy land, this would be the same if everybody in the world were Jewish, simply extended out to encompass the whole world. But it's a funny question, because Jews only want Israel, we don't want the world, the world is for everybody else. 
Sadly,we welcome every Jew with open arms only when he just made an Aliyah. After that,they (the local people) treat him like garbage (NOT all of people,but a big parg of them). For example,I don't know any girl (Ashkenazi/Mizrahi girl) who would date an Ethiopian Jew,or (but less common) a Ashkenazi/Mizrahi guy who would date a Ethiopian Jewish girl. Why? seriously I don't know. They (I repeat,not all of them) call the Russian brothers (or is it just me?) a "drunk Russian","[censored] Russian" etc. They call the Russian sisters "Russian whore" and stuff...so not everything is pretty when it comes to people who just made an Aliyah (and sometimes even people that their parents made an Aliyah,like me).

I am thinking on aliyah too, whats the opinion in Israel about the Hungarian-Jews, and about Hungary? (Not about Hungarians, because they are primitive people, but Hungary is beautiful)
I don't know. The not-so-welcoming people here don't have any steretypes (which they use against people who make Aliyah - "drunk" for Russians,"crazy" for Moroccans,"cheap" for Persians etc) against Hungarians...They are many people in Israel that their parents and grandparents came from Hungary,and the local people here accepted them very well (I don't know about now). But forget about the treatment,making an Aliyah would be important even if all the people here hated the Olim Hadashim. The more Jews making Aliyah,the better.
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: zachor_ve_kavod on February 06, 2009, 04:01:23 PM
It's a bit of a strange question.  Kind of like asking "what if all dogs were cats?".  I'll indulge the question though. 

If the whole world were Jewish, there might be less physical wars, but we might debate ourselves to death.  I don't think you could fit 7 billion people inside Israel.  The greatest health epidemic would be gout.  The phone lines would be busy with mothers calling their sons, asking them why they never call.  Everyone would have a family doctor.  Pigs would become extinct and there would be too many lobsters in the oceans.  The movie theatres would be overcrowded at Christmas.  Manichewitz would be a bigger corporation than microsoft.
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: muman613 on February 06, 2009, 04:05:37 PM
It's a bit of a strange question.  Kind of like asking "what if all dogs were cats?".  I'll indulge the question though. 

If the whole world were Jewish, there might be less physical wars, but we might debate ourselves to death.  I don't think you could fit 7 billion people inside Israel.  The greatest health epidemic would be gout.  The phone lines would be busy with mothers calling their sons, asking them why they never call.  Everyone would have a family doctor.  Pigs would become extinct and there would be too many lobsters in the oceans.  The movie theatres would be overcrowded at Christmas.  Manichewitz would be a bigger corporation than microsoft.

Very creative Zachor... I agree with most of your scenario :)
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: Kylefromomaha on February 07, 2009, 11:52:04 PM
Depends. Do you mean brave righteous Kahanists or self hating pathetic kikes like Abe Foxman or Joe Liberman? Cause if we had the later, I'd take the city dump over the world.
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: ✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ on February 08, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
It's a bit of a strange question.  Kind of like asking "what if all dogs were cats?".  I'll indulge the question though. 

If the whole world were Jewish, there might be less physical wars, but we might debate ourselves to death.  I don't think you could fit 7 billion people inside Israel.  The greatest health epidemic would be gout.  The phone lines would be busy with mothers calling their sons, asking them why they never call.  Everyone would have a family doctor.  Pigs would become extinct and there would be too many lobsters in the oceans.  The movie theatres would be overcrowded at Christmas.  Manichewitz would be a bigger corporation than microsoft.
nice analysis
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on February 08, 2009, 12:54:40 AM
Would there be more wars or less wars?

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Hi. If the whole world was Jewish there would be less wars, perhaps none at all, but the arguments and opinions would drive us all crazy! In addition to that there may not be enough potatos to go around the World during Chanukah for our latkes. If the whole world was Jewish, we would have anual giant orange contests for the farmers and everyone would have their own personal doctor, lawyer and psychologist!

Interesting thought, isn't it?                                                             Shalom - Dox
Title: Re: If the whole world were Jewish....
Post by: Vito on February 08, 2009, 02:51:50 AM
There would be an economic meltdown of astronomical measure. Everybody would be looking for a bargain and nobody would be looking to give one.