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Title: Beatles Degree
Post by: takebackourtemple on March 05, 2009, 06:38:25 AM
   This makes me laugh. It just shows that there are so many phony degrees out there. I guess they need phony degrees for the affirmative action. If this program expands to a pHd, I can see a bunch of nobodys running around calling themselves doctors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_beatles_degree
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: New Yorker on March 05, 2009, 08:02:03 AM


I feel so inadequate, I'm only school to study enterprise level computer network engineering, definitly not as useful as expertise in the Beatles. I wonder if this will open the door to mastery in Brittany Spears, and if PHD's will be offered in American Idol History.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: Angry Panther on March 05, 2009, 09:45:58 AM
I wonder if they have a class on how to play the Bass guitar while looking like Paul McCartney.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: HiWarp on March 05, 2009, 11:30:33 AM


I feel so inadequate, I'm only school to study enterprise level computer network engineering, definitly not as useful as expertise in the Beatles. I wonder if this will open the door to mastery in Brittany Spears, and if PHD's will be offered in American Idol History.   :laugh:

Who needs to learn the intricacies of IOS and useless things like packet analysis and latency when you can master the proper intonation of "yeah, yeah, yeah"?

I wonder if they have a class on how to play the Bass guitar while looking like Paul McCartney.  :laugh:

Not until you pass the prerequisite class "How to play bass lefty".
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: zachor_ve_kavod on March 05, 2009, 11:38:41 AM
I have a degree in Beatleology or as you lay-people call it "Beatles studies".  My major was corny film clips and I minored in goofy outfits.  My masters thesis was entitled:  "She loves you to Let it Be:  Modalities in trend, hype, and hysteria"

I plan to pursue Grateful Dead studies next fall.  I won't be able to fail.  My professor won't remember anything.
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on March 05, 2009, 11:46:31 AM
You know, despite their being leftists I actually really like the work of the Beatles. They occupy a warm place in my heart through certain times of mine growing up and they blow those pigs the Stones out of the water.
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: HiWarp on March 05, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
You know, despite their being leftists I actually really like the work of the Beatles. They occupy a warm place in my heart through certain times of mine growing up and they blow those pigs the Stones out of the water.

Okay, but a degree program???  Master's, no less.  But it's not like there's no precedence...

http://www.toptenz.net/to-10-useless-college-classes-degrees.php (http://www.toptenz.net/to-10-useless-college-classes-degrees.php)
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: zachor_ve_kavod on March 05, 2009, 12:51:56 PM
You know, despite their being leftists I actually really like the work of the Beatles. They occupy a warm place in my heart through certain times of mine growing up and they blow those pigs the Stones out of the water.

I like the Beatles' music too.  You know what makes their music so good?  Three words:  Sir George Martin.
Any time a rock band has the benefit of a real orchestrator, of course their music is going to be good.
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: The One and Only Mo on March 05, 2009, 01:19:32 PM
I like them, but my dad is OBSESSED!
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: Rubystars on March 05, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
This class isn't about the Beatles, it's about a rejection of Biblical religious values and a promotion of socialism and the left-wing values that go along with that philosophy. Most college classes turn into that anyway, but this class would be all about that. Imagine having to write a paper about the song "Imagine" and it's "great peaceful message".
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: The One and Only Mo on March 05, 2009, 01:36:41 PM
It's gotta be an awesome program.
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on March 05, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
I plan to get my Post Grad degree in N'sync.  I plant to do my thesis in there homosexual lifestyle.    :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Beatles Degree
Post by: The One and Only Mo on March 06, 2009, 08:57:38 AM
I plan to get my Post Grad degree in N'sync.  I plant to do my thesis in there homosexual lifestyle.    :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
They're gay???? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o