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Title: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Xoce on March 23, 2009, 01:49:40 AM
Please add more :)

From 3/22/09 Ask JTF

Red carpet welcome for George Galloway "well it would be stained red, anyway."
 :o

RE: Michael Lerner a hideous filthy pig vile creature who used to interrupt Yom Kippur services and calls for the destruction of Israel: "I don't know how any woman married him but he's intermarried, I guess he had gelt."

"When you hear these pauses it's because I am drinking. (pause)  By the way I'm drinking water.  Zero proof."

Regarding Arab Terrorists & Chaim Ben Pesach's Policy:

"Arab terrorists will be executed if we take power.  We will kill arab terrorists.  We're going to kill first, and worry about it later.  Chaim Ben Pesach's policy will be very simple: Kill first, explain later."
 

"Actually death is even too good for them, but as you know, we're very moderate."
"They're gonna find out, Jewish blood is not cheap."
"Every dog has their day, and they're gonna be doing a lot of barking if we take power."
So, there will not be a prison overcrowding problem.  "Which of course is humane."
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Xoce on March 23, 2009, 02:45:13 AM
One time I think he was telling an affirmative action story and at the end he said something to the effect of:

"You've heard of the old sci-fi movie 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'?  Well this was Chaim's encounter with the Third World."

Come to think of it, if we could collect all of Chaim's affirmative action stories on one audio CD, we could call it "Chaim's Encounters with the Third World"

 :::D
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: DownwithIslam on March 23, 2009, 02:45:22 AM
One time I think he was telling an affirmative action story and at the end he said something to the effect of:

"You've heard of the old sci-fi movie 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'?  Well this was Chaim's encounter with the Third World."

Come to think of it, if we could collect all of Chaim's affirmative action stories on one audio CD, we could call it "Chaim's Encounters with the Third World"

I know, I miss those shows so much. Don any of you remember the show from a few years back when Chaim commented on the 2 shvartza congressman who shot each other in front of city hall lol?
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Lisa on March 23, 2009, 07:44:37 AM
I remember one quote from almost two years ago on Ask JTF where he basically said that Obama would turn the White House into a housing project.  He said that Al Sharpton would be a frequent guest, where he'd bring his Kentucky fried chicken, and that he would take a dump on George and Martha Washington's sacred White House silver. 
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on March 23, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
One time I think he was telling an affirmative action story and at the end he said something to the effect of:

"You've heard of the old sci-fi movie 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'?  Well this was Chaim's encounter with the Third World."

Come to think of it, if we could collect all of Chaim's affirmative action stories on one audio CD, we could call it "Chaim's Encounters with the Third World"

I think we ought to collect Chaim's anti illegal immigration stories and name it that.
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Baltimore on March 23, 2009, 11:56:11 AM
Speaking of quotes:
http://jtf.org/forum_english/index.php/topic,33275.0.html
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: SerbChicago on March 23, 2009, 02:56:05 PM
What did you think that that we Jews don't know our history!
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: CorrieDeservedIt on March 23, 2009, 06:25:49 PM
"Monkey see monkey do monkey see monkey do mmm-hhmm-mmm-hmm-mmmhmm"
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Lisa on March 23, 2009, 10:01:00 PM
Chaim should do a stand up comedy routine.  He would be a hit. 
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: ItalianZionist on March 24, 2009, 12:16:04 AM
"Worshipping schwartzas is the new religion of this country"


"Bla bla bla...McDonalds".......Sharpton impression
Title: Re: Great Chaim Ben Pesach Quotes
Post by: Dan on March 24, 2009, 12:43:13 AM
'The $1 solution' is my favorite!