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Title: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 14, 2009, 01:53:40 PM
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work within four weeks.'

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS , put him in the White House for FOUR MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: Irish Zionist on September 14, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: SW on September 14, 2009, 02:16:19 PM
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Nice one
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on September 14, 2009, 02:41:18 PM
Mo, excellent joke     :laugh:
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on September 14, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
That's a good one  :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D  Which is important that we throw out his rubber stamp congress.
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: Abben on September 14, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
thats very good. But it should be Kenyan not chicago
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on September 14, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
Good one.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 14, 2009, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: Abben on September 14, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
thats very good. But it should be Kenyan not chicago

LOL I thought it was Indonesia. We can't have it all,lol.
Title: Re: Looking for work. THIS IS HILARIOUSLY SAD!!
Post by: Hyades on September 15, 2009, 04:01:43 AM
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