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Title: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a [censored]
Post by: דוד בן זאב אריה on September 27, 2009, 02:09:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRce_UDdtAo&feature=player_embedded#t=152 :::D :::D

I've some very stupid [censored] but this one trumps them all. Have a laugh
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Ulli on September 27, 2009, 02:40:46 AM
Wow, this is really a genious.  :::D
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: SW on September 27, 2009, 04:13:16 AM
I think I saw this before in "The stupidest criminals of the world" (or something like that). When he felt inside the store ( I think it was a drinks cash-and-carry) he has drank and when he wanted to escape he wanted to go to same way he came inside. Through the roof. But he failed. Then the police came and arrested him.  ;D
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Angry Panther on September 27, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D

Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: cjd on September 27, 2009, 09:29:35 AM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D


You know whats said.... Repeat the lie enough and soon people will start to believe its the truth... That lie will take a great deal of repeating!! Anyone that's lived around schvartzas will never be convinced unless they are as mentally challenged as the schvartzas themselves.
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: TruthSpreader on September 27, 2009, 09:48:39 AM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D



lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Irish Zionist on September 27, 2009, 11:29:06 AM
Thats funny stuff  :::D
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Ulli on September 27, 2009, 11:50:12 AM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D



lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 :::D
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Yaacov Ben Yehuda on September 27, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: TruthSpreader on September 27, 2009, 02:31:45 PM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D



lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 :::D

What I meant was if Hollywood came up with that stuff. You know Hollywood likes to distort the truth?
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Aces High on September 27, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
It's unusual to have a door that needs a key to be unlocked from the inside.  That being the case, the shvatzah was locked in the store from the inside. 
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 28, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd321/34tmyl337/Misc/racist.jpg)
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: cjd on September 28, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol
The head is the hardest part of that beast :::D G-d forbid anyone should ever have  a confrontation with one of them critters but if anyone does they should never go for the head the knees are their weak point. I am sure the old time cops broke many excellent nightsticks on rock like heads.
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Ulli on September 29, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me?  :::D



lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 :::D

What I meant was if Hollywood came up with that stuff. You know Hollywood likes to distort the truth?

Yes I know.
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Yaacov Ben Yehuda on September 29, 2009, 11:03:45 PM
i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol
The head is the hardest part of that beast :::D G-d forbid anyone should ever have  a confrontation with one of them critters but if anyone does they should never go for the head the knees are their weak point. I am sure the old time cops broke many excellent nightsticks on rock like heads.

its true, their heads are hard from all the rocks thats inside it...but funny enough i have fought a few of them in my time, and found that a beer bottle over that same hard head does wonders :)
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on September 29, 2009, 11:39:14 PM
I saw a clip on Fox news not long ago about some guy who robbed a bank, he left behind his drivers license at the bank counter.....and the police arrested him a few hours later.

Was the guy that fell through the ceiling of the liquor store the same guy that fell over the fence?
I think he would have given up after the first fall!


                                            Shalom - Dox
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: The One and Only Mo on September 30, 2009, 09:09:40 AM
I saw a clip on Fox news not long ago about some guy who robbed a bank, he left behind his drivers license at the bank counter.....and the police arrested him a few hours later.

Was the guy that fell through the ceiling of the liquor store the same guy that fell over the fence?
I think he would have given up after the first fall!


                                            Shalom - Dox

I've read about stupid mistakes my crooks like that, too. Crazy.
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: Americanhero1 on September 30, 2009, 02:16:55 PM
Why is this sticky?
Title: Re: How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a schvartza
Post by: dreidelhead on September 30, 2009, 02:22:33 PM
Thanks for that! Cracked me up, and made my day.

I think that today he is working as Obama's "Small Business Czar". Either that or Michelle Obama's personal fitness trainer.  :o