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Title: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
Post by: stevefromqueens on September 14, 2006, 07:53:09 PM

;D

1) He understands English.
2) He loves the USA.
3) His vet doesn't take Medicaid.
4) You can't buy Friskies Buffet with food stamps.
5) He's neutered.
6) He's never been arrested.
7) He pees in his litter pan, not in public.
8) He doesn't expect me to grow fur, roll in catnip, or chase mice in order to  understand his "culture".
9) He is not a burden on the health care or educational system.
10) He doesn't expect us to change Columbus Day to Morris the Cat Memorial Day

Title: Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on September 25, 2006, 08:33:00 AM

HERE'S ONE MORE REASON WHY MY CAT IS BETTER THAN A WETBACK:

SHE BATHES CONSTANTLY AND IS FASTIDIOUSLY CLEAN!

Title: Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
Post by: azrom on October 21, 2006, 08:52:13 PM

LMAO, great thread :)

Title: Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
Post by: wonderfulgoy on October 26, 2006, 01:06:11 AM

Here is my cat in the long grass  :)

Title: Re: 10 Reasons Why My Cat is Better Than an Illlegal Alien
Post by: Scriabin on October 26, 2006, 11:27:28 AM

Quote from: Get thee hence Satan on October 26, 2006, 01:06:11 AM

Here is my cat in the long grass  :)

Looks like a very fine cat!