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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 24, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
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The reason for this thread is that I misread the "Three Word Story" here as "Third World" story momentarily. :laugh: So, I decided to make that a reality. How about having a Third World story?
The rules are simple; everybody writes one sentence continuing what happened in the last sentence. There are no rules or boundaries (except not making it obscene, etc). Let me start off!
Dr. Brennan Fan
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A sand ape scratched his imam's beard, feeling what he thought was a piece of chewed date in it, but it turned out to be a roach (which he ate anyway).
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The Sand ape enjoyed the roach and scratched his imam's beard again but suddenly.....
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... the noon call to prayer started and the imam had to run.
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But he tripped over someone already in prayer.
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This all gave the hallucinations to the sand ape and he declared himself to be the only "Al Ape Muslam".
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He had a vision of how beautiful he would be in the afterlife
(http://images.livescience.com/images/061009_mole_rat_02.jpg)
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and the one who flew to skies on the wings of an animal,
(http://www.best-of-web.com/_images/070725-160103-2.jpg)
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Then he went to nepal and started swinging a machete within a herd of animals while dancing a tribal dance and singing with clicking noises.
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Allah was very proud of him for his sacrifice.
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His reward was
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/30211/121808/t/839115-my-funny-camel--lala-4.jpg)
And this made him happy but he asked Allah.....
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to cover his precious reward with a Burkha, so that no other ape should snatch it from him.
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Unfortunately a bunch of illegal Mexican aliens just then rolled down that dusty road in Nepal in a beat-up old lettuce van.
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But they were stopped by something.
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Two wheels on the van spontaneously fell off, the back doors of the van burst open, and the chickens the illegals were carrying all ran out (and needed to be chased down).
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The Al Ape Muslam chased all the chickens and ate them up. Unfortunately all the chickens were injected with swine flu.
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The illegals chased the Koranrat down and were rapidly gaining on him, and he cried out to Allah to spare him from the angry Hispanic mob.
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His cries were heard and all the swine flu viruses entered his peanut sized brain and empowered him to convert the mobs.
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Twenty-five braindead Mexican day laborers said the shahadah and prostrated themselves for the "prophet".
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Thus Al Ape Muslam ordered them to follow him and issued a fatwa that they all shall get a good share of the chickens if they partake in the oncoming loots and plunders.
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meanwhile in Africa, a group jungle [censored] came to the city of Johannesburg.
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These sub-Saharan apes identified with sand apes over their own kind like all blacks do.
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These sub-Saharan apes identified with sand apes over their own kind like all blacks do.
But they were used as slave labor by the sand apes. The jungle apes wanted to fight back but could not.
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Back in Nepal, Al Ape Muslam told his illegal alien followers that they needed to secure some camels for transportation and other purposes.
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He had a vision of how beautiful he would be in the afterlife
(http://images.livescience.com/images/061009_mole_rat_02.jpg)
HOLY WOODEN DESK BATMAN!!!! WHAT IS THAT???? OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S HILARIOUSLY THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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His reward was
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/30211/121808/t/839115-my-funny-camel--lala-4.jpg)
And this made him happy but he asked Allah.....
This reminds me of the Arab workers I've seen in Yeshivas in Israel. They all had bad teeth and funny looking laughs.
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His friends shared his views.
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/gallery/devrx/revenge17.jpg (http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/gallery/devrx/revenge17.jpg)
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Can we get back to the story please?
That is a very healthy female specimen of a naked mole rat, btw.
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Scientists cocluded that the naked mole rat looked better than most Muslims.
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The jungle apes who were enslaved by the sand apes were trained in suicide bombings against whitey.
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then both the sand apes and jungle apes invaded Europe to kill off whitey.
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Please dont start a thread called "Turd Word Stories", thank you...
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and then there was a thread made about it anyway, but then the Naked Mole rat bit...
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AmericanHero on the toe and he spewed
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and they all yelled Alhamdulillah
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The Johannesburg jungle apes escaped their slavemasters and attempted to reach out to other sand negroes in Europe.
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the jungle apes were furious than someone smeared their favorite restaurant.
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This is the beginning of the Turd World War!
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The sand apes they were traveling with urged them to leave McD's because the food is not halal.
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The sand apes they were traveling with urged them to leave McD's because the food is not halal.
The sand apes went to Denmark to complain about the Muhammed cartoons again. Meanwhile, back in America a sand ape cashier refused to touch a man's pork and beer simply saying "it's not halal."
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It turns out that man was a Kahanist and he then socked the moolie clerk in the face and rubbed bacon in his eyes.
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Meanwhile, back in America.. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson got together with Barak to play a game called.. Spin the KFC drumstick
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Only problem was that Al and Jesse were busy picking cotton.
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and like all primates picking their toes.
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Brilliant observation, Watson!
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An illegal immigrant walked into the room and said "Speaky Spani?" then ...
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he screamed ALLAHU AKBAR and.....
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then a bunch of 3rd world lettuce pickers start singing La Kookarachia
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and then they all blew up......
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a chain of taco bell.
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The media blamed "Jewish extremists" for the jihad explosion of Caca Smell. >:(
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Suddenly, the Taco Bell Chihuahua appeared...
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on Whoraldo Rivera demanding repartation from the Gringo
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demanding amnesty for all the wild coyotes south of the border.
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On a train from timbuktu, three odd looking fellows looked for undergrowth in the caboose. These three fuming fellows were traveling to Mecca to fling themselves at the caaba. Jihad was on their behinds and it smelled awful. The train jerked and the muslim turds were thrown around in the caboose. The story ends when the train from timbuktu flew off the tracks and down the mountain to smash in the valley... The End... {or is it?}
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Like there is ever an end to this
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In the middle of a county hospital in Los Angeles, an enormous half-jungle ape, half sand-ape sow delivered a litter of 13 puppies.
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Perhaps 13 self blasters have been born.
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They tossed a coin and decided on Nation of Islam.
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The coin had the common and same mullahu print on both sides.
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The children began a quest to find their hero Louis Farrakhan.
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The children went to a dustbin and peeped in to it.
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in which they saw Louis Farrakhan was talking about destroying whitey once and for all.
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They promptly jumped into the dumpster where the "minister" was preaching.
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then a brilliant flash of light appeared
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Daleksfearme came out of the dumpster and said he was proud of being an African ape. Unfortunately he wasn't accepted in the Nation of Islam because he wasn't black.
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This displeased Daleksfearme and he started to jump up and down in anger when
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Frank Weltner came into the alley to comfort him.
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Daleksfearme told Frank Weltner that he only like little boys and rejected the offer, he left the alley and thought to himself
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then Daleksfearme converted to Islam and went to Saudi Arabia.
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But he couldn't fit, so the local authorities had to cut and burn his fat off.
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But he couldn't fit, so the local authorities had to cut and burn his fat off.
:laugh:
Daleksfearme weighed so much that his Islamic dress couldn't fit him.
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So they cut off his .5 inch penis and his bean sized testicle (yes singular) covered him in his mama's lard, and slipped him in the dress.
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He was perfectly fine with this operation as he had always wanted a sex-change anyway, and then he asked if he could also have a race-change surgery.
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Then Daleksfearme said the shahadah and he (she) formally became a Koranrat; "she" became Farrakhan's personal love-slave.
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But Farakhan died of AIDS and all the Rabbis danced :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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They danced so much and so loud :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: that Daleksfearme could hear them from Saudi Arabia and wanted to join in only to find that
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they were Jews celebrating the death of his Muzzie idol rather than Muzzies praising Allah.
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he then hired Nidal Malik Hasan to kill the Jews that were celebrating.
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:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
All the supporters of Rabbis were rejoicing all over the world. They told each other that now Nidal Malik Hasan should be caught in a mouse trap and fed to a cat.
(http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/punk-cat.jpg)
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Nidal Malik Hasan was too busy using camel urine as a medicine to notice that...
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Daleksfearme was killed by a suicide bomber in Iraq. His body was competely destroyed.
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Suddenly Tina Greco appeared from her mother's anus.
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Tina Greco noticed she was in Saudi Arabia. The Saudis knew he was an infidel women and the Saudis raped her.
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All the evidences and persons involved were washed up to the drains and bursting dams in the historical devastating downpour at Saudi Arabia.
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This caused a flood that killed 77 Saudis, and they wept for their fellow quarnanimals until Mohammad appeared to give them a message which was
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such cataclysms shall continue with ever increasing logarithmic proportions here and in all muslamic countries till all of them are erased completely. Believe it that advent of "Al Ape Muslam" is a living testimony to this.
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Then Muhammed proclaimed "that we must exterminate the Infidels!"
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Otherwise our Oil Empire will be sand blasted by them and our vampires will die of hunger.
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Muhammed along with Osama bin Laden came to America and tried to convert the people to Islam.
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They roamed across all the 57 states.
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Obama joined them as well.
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But all the Americans in all the 57 states asked them a single question that we all will convert to Musalm provided you correctly spell the potatoe and tomatoe. Thus America was saved for the time.
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But all the Americans in all the 57 states asked them a single question that we all will convert to Musalm provided you correctly spell the potatoe and tomatoe. Thus America was saved for the time.
You say potato, I say potato, you say tomato, I say tomato, lets call the whole thing off...
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/whenharrymetsally/letscallthewholethingoff.htm
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Osama bin Laden then proclaimed "If America is not willing to convert to Islam we will destroy them!"
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American people told them, that before you fight with us, you have to decide that who amongst you is the real prophet and who two are the false prophets.
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That statement left the braindead, inbred Muzzie mental defectives completely confused.
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and the Muslims wondered why they were so stupid.
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They blamed the Jews for this
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which they also blamed America for 9/11 and the Ford Hood massacre.
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Their brains just imploded and they took a long siesta on the public sidewalk they were standing on to relieve the pressure.
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While a smelly homeless bum walked and tripped over Pedro sleeping on the sidewalk.
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They both got up and started singing loudly in the praise of the three entities who have arrived to liberate and transform them, it was the song written by Al Ape Muslam without the help of any speech writer.
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Al Ape Muslam proposed that his followers take a break from the jihad by going down to the local welfare office to apply for benefits.
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so he can go to McDonald's.
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The trio hired a piggie drawn troika for reaching to their destination on free coupons.
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They wanted Israel to commit national suicide so they could create a Palestinian state.
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So at the welfare office, they were accorded a tumulus reception and standing ovation by the tax eating Foolishtinions.
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Everyone at there was eating chitlins KFC and watermelon and drinking grape kool-aid.
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Muslamic trinity ordered for camel roasted in pumpkin sauce with other camel brand drinks.
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they all had camel dung and camel urine.
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Then, Al Ape Muslam and Joey Cohen suddenly realized KFC is not halal.
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they then destroyed the KFC for not being halal.
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This angered the jungle negros and they went to war with the sand apes, but forgot something
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This angered the jungle negros and they went to war with the sand apes, but forgot something
they forgotten their swords and turbans. Someone stole them along with their camels.
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Let's put it all together and see what we have.....?
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a war between sand negroes and jungle negroes.
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The war between sand apes and jungle apes ensued and having thinner calf muscles the jungle apes succeeded in stealing all the so-called treasury of KaaavBaaa, thus rendering it powerless for ever.
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Then the marijuana high that all the savanna apes had wore off, they realized that it was stupid to be fighting their sand bros, and they made peace with the Arabs and together they continued their march against whitey.
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But "whitey" was armed and joined forces with the Israelis. Europeans, Americans and Israelis fought against the sand negroes and jungle negroes.
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Mother of All Porky Bombs (MOAPoB) were unleashed on them and thousands of sand apes were completely destroyed, but it did not have an iota of effect on the jungle apes who kept on advancing.
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but unlike the whites and Jews, the jungle apes didn't had brains so they could not know how to fire the weapons.
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At the order of their commander all the jungle apes caught their weapons in reverse manners and fired them in full automatic mode.
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which killed most of their forces so they had to call in reinforcements.
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About fifty thousand wiggers volunteered to join the negro cause.
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they were gangsta-wannabe/ebonics speaking skinheads wearing dorags.
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Further Mahamad summoned for reinforcements from Iran and Syria, Osama summoned for reinforcements from Hamas and Hezbullah and Al Ape Muslam called for reinforcements from Somalia and Pak666.
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Then Hezbollah summoned reforcements from Lebanon and Hamas from Gaza.
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Unfortunately, a terrible stomach flu bacterium was going through the front lines of Hezbollah due to their habit of eating camel dung (E. coli poisoning).
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then Nasrallah got sick and died.
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JTF members rejoiced, but the self-hating Jews of the world, like those in the GayDL and GayStreet, mourned for three whole days. :'(
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:laugh: :laugh:
Gary Ackerman, Joe Leiberman, and Mike Bloomberg were all mourning over the deaths of the many Arab "civilans"
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They attended Nasrallah's state funeral.
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They attended Nasrallah's state funeral.
Then an honory Jew with a sniper gun came and fired at the self-hating Jews while screaming "Baruch Hashem!"
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And the gentile on his right handed him another mag and said, "Great shot, up 1/2 click and lets take the next one's nose out".
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Faggerman, Lieberman, and Doomberg all ran away with their pants down, pouring blood.
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Then Ackerman just remembered that there was a restaurant with a table he could hide under and play hero.
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Then Ackerman ate everything at the resturant.
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while he was eating, still under the table, he noticed something
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something even bigger than Ackerman himself swallowed him whole.
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It was oprah.
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Even after eating Ackerman, she was still hungry.
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She ate up the nearest running plasma TV which was displaying her program.
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she turned into Oprahzilla.
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and there were no Cyclops and Colossus to save from her.
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she started attacking Tokyo, Japan.
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She ate up all the radioactive substances without any consideration for NPT.
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And mankowitz and every other JTF troll was eaten along with those french fries.
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and with mayonnaise. hmm mmm.
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Then
Orca Oprah and Brazilia went on the bus to sit on Chaim some more.
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Oprah and Brazilia realized that Mankowitz was a Nazi, and were filled with deep mourning and regret.
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So Barack Hussein Obama sent Hillary Clinton to investigate.
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that who the hell Al Ape Muslam is the boss of Oprahzilla and who is the velvet lady riding on the beast.
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Barack Hussein Osama and Hitlery Clinton quickly joined forces with Al Ape Muslam and Oprahzilla when they learned their agenda.
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and both the pairs came face to face only to realize that they are the mirror images of each other. Now they know who they are and that what is to be done.
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Steve Speilberg decided to use all this to make it into a motion picture called "The Fat and the Ugly"
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And his best friend George Lucas came to help him film it.
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Of course, being perverse schvartze-worshipping homosexuals, they actually titled their film "The Curvaceous and Beautiful".
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The curves were stolen from Cameroon and the beauty was plagiarized from Burkina Faso and not from Basra.
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George Lucas and Steven Spielberg had some tasty chitlins.
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Soon they knew that they are having a close encounter of the eighth kind, as the piggie involved was a muslamic alien.
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Lucas and Spielberg were paralyzed by a brilliant blue light in the shape of a crescent.
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All the Muzz aliens in the space ship looked like they had the body of Arafart and the head of Michelle Bozobama
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It was immediately clear that this was the Mother Plane. ;D
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Louis Farrakhan said there was the mothership built by Elijah Muhammed to suck up the entire white race.
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Fools of the earth prostrated in front of the brilliant blue light in the shape of a crescent and prayed to the Mother Plane.
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Among them were Binyamin Lewinsky, Ehud Barak, and Avigwhore Lieberman.
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A few pot addicts in San Fransisco saw the colorfull lights on the UFO and pointed.
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A few pot addicts in San Fransisco saw the colorfull lights on the UFO and pointed.
All fell down and worshipped the Allah ship.
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Brazilia then got hungry and wanted to eat the San Francisco pot addicts.
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Brazilla dipped each one in mayo and then was licking her chops.
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A couple of the potheads started waking up to Islam when they saw their friends being devoured.
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and some devout CHristians came along, shared about God and they converted.
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The ex-stoners now stood stalwart against Oprahzilla, Brazilia, Obama, and their black Muslim armies.
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They started wielding sticks and throwing rocks against those bizarre things.
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And people discovered sommething that would leave you with permanent good breath.
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They threw giant watermelons at Oprazillia's head .. Kerplunk.
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This set off a chemical reaction which quadrupled
Buttzilla Oprahzilla's rear end, causing tidal waves and eruptions.
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She began to scratch herself with her feet and began to jump up and down on her knuckles
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then she said ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah! I gots ta gets me a banana!
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The only one that can handle her was a big fat zoo keeper.
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But the zoo keeper was busy grappling with Osama exchanging side kicks and punchings to avoid a forced mutual kidney transplantation.
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The zookeeper was Royal Flush and he liked having sex with animals...but only black, non-jewish ones since he's racist and loves Obama because he supports death to Jews and the success of Muslims everywhere.
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Royal Flush became distracted because his lover, Frank Weltner, walked down the street.
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Royal Flush, Frank Weltner, and Uri Avnery then got together.
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They got together all night long.
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And they stayed together all weekend, forgetting all about their jihad against the West.
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Dr. Brennan Fan then linked to several photos of Giada de Laurentiis and Emily Deschanel, causing him to puke his lungs out.
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for an all night prayer meeting....
God convicted them of their sins and they repented and fell on their faces, praying all night.
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The Royal Flush in the toilet.. Keeps popping up like an unwanted fungus.
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G-d convicted many leftists and Muzzies and they repented, but most of them continued their rampage.
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,,but the ones that repented, they started a mass movement and many got right and gave up their fake religion and hatred of the Jews....it was a miracle. They also asked for everyone's forgiveness and went around doing good deeds and bringing much peace.
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It was obvious as the days of miracles have arrived.