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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: MasterWolf1 on December 03, 2009, 01:46:30 AM
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Have a bit of fun on this thread,, give out some of the best titles you can think of about Kwanzaa. For Example.
Twas da Night Befo Lootin.
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O Father, Mother, Allah, I was made from you,
When I'm trained and ready,
I will go KABOOM! :nuke:
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Silent knife,
holy knife,
to chop off the clitoris
of my daughters and wives.
Round your pedophile, rapist Muhammed,
he really liked little boys,
So now we blow up our kids to kill kikes,
now we blow up our kids to kill kikes.
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Tis the season for explosions, ALLAH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Terrorism to get virgins, ALLAH, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
My entire people are like rodents ALLAH, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Now I must go roll in feces, I'm a stupid muslim nazi, LA LA LA LA.
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Chitlens roastin on an open fire, Mike Tyson nippin at your ear.
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Kwanza oh Kwanza come kill American,
Let's have a party like after 9/11,
Gather round the cave and I'll give you a treat,
your usual piece of dung and a jew-boy to beat.
And while we, are eating, our leaders are planning attacks.
One for each night, an explosion so bright, to take over the world is yet to come,
taking over the world is yet to come.
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Jingle Bells, Obama (and Muslims) smell, Biden laid an egg,
Hillary's a ho, who married a schmo, and Michelle's an ugly negro.
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Wow it's 3:20 in the morning and I am rolling.
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Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.
They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.
Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.
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Frosty the white man, had a job and a pocket full of cash, till one day Tyrone met him on his way and tried to snatch his wallet and dash. But Frosty was too smart for him he had something in hand. A Colt 45 to stay alive and I don't mean the malt liquor brand. Frosty the white man became a hero around his way, he said to the boys and girls don't worry Tyrone will think twice to come back another day. :P
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I thought Kwanzaa was black and not Muslim?
There is always
"I saw OJ sitting in the Kwanzaa Jail"
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„Der Islamist, das ist ein armer Wicht,
Die gute Laune kennt er nicht,
Hat keine schöne Volksmusik,
Und führt dann gern Guerilla-Krieg.
Vom Himmel tropft das Flugbenzin;
Vom Minarett der Muezzin :
„ Mit Mohammed und Allah,
Tod Israel, Tod U.S.A. !“
Die Frau verhüllt er gern mit Stoff,
Und betet mit Kalaschnikow.
Das Polka-Tanzen fällt ihm schwer,
Drum bombt er gern im Nahverkehr.
Selbstmord-Attentäter,
Komm ein bisschen später,
Und verüb Dein Attentat,
Ganz allein für Dich privat.
Selbstmord-Attentäter,
Hisbollah und Hamas,
Verbreiten schlechte Laune,
Und machen keinen Spaß.
"The Islamist, which is a poor wretch,
The good mood he does not know
Has not a beautiful folk music,
And then runs like guerrilla war.
Aviation fuel is dripping from the sky;
From the minaret, the muezzin:
"With Mohammed and Allah,
Death to Israel, death U.S.A.! "
The woman he loved covered with fabric,
And prays with Kalashnikov.
The Polka-Dancing is hard for him,
That's why he likes bombt in urban transport.
Suicide bombers
Come a little bit later,
And commit your attack,
Home all alone for you.
Suicide bombers
Hezbollah and Hamas,
Spread in a bad mood,
And not fun.
A bit bad translation, but ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzvZyxrmtto
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I saw Mommy kissing Farrakhan! :::D
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Rockin' around the Ka'aba Stone! :::D
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Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.
They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.
Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.
Mo your hilarious......... :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
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Corn don't be native to Africa
Corn don't be native to Africa
The white devil brought it dere
We be usin it for Kwanzaa decoratin'
We beat the kids hard if they not paw-tiss-a-patin
We be eatin corn bread, fritos, and grape kool-aid
an' we all be gatherin round the bucket of KFC
We bow our nappy haid
and thank Obama for all that we see
We be stealin the menorah from Jews
we make it black, red, and green
From other cultures we take everything we can use
We don't come up with stuff ourselves, that we never done seen
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Jingel Bell Crack Rock.
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Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.
They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.
Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.
Creative writing! :clap:
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Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.
They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.
Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.
Creative writing! :clap:
Thanks,lol.
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MW that gave me an idea:
"Jiggaboo, Jiggaboo, [censored] Rock
Jiggaboos swing and jiggaboos bling
Smoking and blowing up bushels of crime,
Now it is the jiggaboo hip hop time
Break dancin and struttin, in jiggaboo square,
in the crack smoke air
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Brazillia got runned over by a reindeer
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Brazillia got runned over by a reindeer
La'Oprahfelia says deres no such thing as reindeer, but as for Tyrone and Jamal, day believe
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Da Kwanza be a day, we beat on drums,
we sing and dance,
the hood be clean,
cause we emptied YT stash
Now our bro is the prez, we happy happy
happy happy happy, our man,
he bring kwanzaa to us everyday
the better stuff he give us
Bring us more stuff, more more, more !
The better stuff we ax for,
now we get from our man O
more more more more more more !
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My favorite are
Jungle Bells
The night before Kwanzaa (This actually was parodied on Rush)
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Attacked a sistah and went to jail, lalalalala, lalalala
Converted to Islam in the cell, lalalalala, lalalala
When I'm free you better hide, no white man will remain alive
Tis the season for some jihad, lalalalala, lalalala
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I think all your Kwanzaa songs are really great and funny :::D
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I made this one up.. DOn't know if it sounds cheesy or a work of art :laugh:
Silent Night, Deadly Night
For the Jihad, All is Bright
Round 72 virgins who are child
Love the infants, so tender and mild
Jihad is heavenly peace
Jihad is heavenly peace
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Infidels quake at the sight
Child virgins stream from afar
Cutting heads of who sing Alleluia!
Mohammad, PBUH
Mohammad, PBUH
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Son of satan, Islam's light
Vicious screams from the kaffir's face
Covered in dung of pigs and apes
Mohammad, Prophet, at thy quran
Mohammad, Prophet, at thy quran
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Sharpton da fat man
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Rashawn the Red Nosed Whino
Honkey Xmas
Ain't No Damn Silent Night, What Hood You Be In?
Mommy Be a Ho, I Seen Her Kissin' Someone and dat Ain't One of My Daddies!
Enjoy, these are some of my favorite classics! :::D
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You better not sleep, you better not hide, cause I am telling you why
Kwanzaa Klaus is robbing in your town.
He is checkin a list and then twice, he will start rolling the dice.
Kwanzaa Klaus is robbing in your town.