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Title: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 28, 2009, 09:15:59 AM: Shalom Chaim or anybody else familiar with this schvartze;

This week's Ask JTF was the very first time that I heard of this negro. What exactly is Imhotep's claim to fame besides being a crappy black rap-noise/R&B DJ? Were there any specific incidents that made him infamous? Does he actually, with a straight face, claim to be descended from the ancient Egyptians? Is he a Muslim (he appears to be one in this pic)? Does he try to say that the ancient Egyptians were Muslims? Did he ever attack you or HaRav Kahane (zt"l)?

(http://imgsrv.wbls.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200606/77547.jpg)

ROTFLMAO!

Dr. Brennan Fan
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 28, 2009, 01:10:24 PM: Bump

C'mon, Chaim!
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Nekama on December 28, 2009, 03:56:42 PM: I used to listen to this piece of crap (my apologizes to crap) on WLIB, the now defunct negro radio organ. I used to listen to these BS artists talk about the glory of black civilization. Imhotep used to have an 800 number for crack head schvartzes to call him with their ideas. The number was 800-WORD-GBE. GBE stood for the "Global Black Experience." When I was bored, I used to call up and pretend I was some demented negro with this or that stupid idea.

I wonder if the telephone number still works? hmmmm

Nekema
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: muman613 on December 28, 2009, 07:42:45 PM: Quote from: Nekama on December 28, 2009, 07:29:20 PM
I used to listen to this piece of crap (my apologizes to crap) on WLIB, the now defunct negro radio organ. I used to listen to these BS artists talk about the glory of black civilization. Imhotep used to have an 800 number for crack head schvartzes to call him with their ideas. The number was 800-WORD-GBE. GBE stood for the "Global Black Experience." When I was bored, I used to call up and pretend I was some demented negro with this or that stupid idea.

I wonder if the telephone number still works? hmmmm

Nekema

Why did you post this response twice?
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 28, 2009, 07:52:34 PM: Quote from: muman613 on December 28, 2009, 07:42:45 PM
Why did you post this response twice?

Must have been by mistake.
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 28, 2009, 09:08:29 PM: Quote from: Nekama on December 28, 2009, 03:56:42 PM
I used to listen to this piece of crap (my apologizes to crap) on WLIB, the now defunct negro radio organ. I used to listen to these BS artists talk about the glory of black civilization. Imhotep used to have an 800 number for crack head schvartzes to call him with their ideas. The number was 800-WORD-GBE. GBE stood for the "Global Black Experience." When I was bored, I used to call up and pretend I was some demented negro with this or that stupid idea.

I wonder if the telephone number still works? hmmmm

Nekema
Just called it... got a prerecorded message of some old dude in a British accent saying "Find the best rate to refinance your loan." LOL. :laugh:
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Moshe92 on December 28, 2009, 09:12:44 PM: I'm sure he loved those Imhoteps. Mmm hmm!
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 28, 2009, 09:14:51 PM: בס"ד

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Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 29, 2009, 01:50:15 AM: What's Imhotep doing right now? Eating chitlins?
Title: Re: Imhotep Gary Byrd! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Nekama on December 30, 2009, 03:13:30 PM: Probably smokin crack pipes with his ho's