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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Confederate Kahanist on February 17, 2010, 07:14:25 PM
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Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
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Technically I think choosing someone else to fight on your behalf is choosing a champion, but the joke is still funny :)
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If you give someone the choice of weapons, aren't you basically saying WE can use a weapon of your choosing. Meaning that little Pete was free to choose someone who could have whipped Larry's sister's butt.
Or am I over analyzing the joke?
It was funny. :)
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I was involved in several fights during my early childhood. But never with girls! I'm a Country boy, damn it :-)
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That actually happened. There was this 6 foot 300LB [censored] who would wimp out and his [censored] sister would fight on his behalf.
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:::D