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Title: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Yirmayahu on February 28, 2010, 05:55:42 PM: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's

"THE ONE" Barack Hussein Obama has set forth a new decree. Effective January 01, 2011 three new national holidays will be celebrated by Americans, and in 2012 the rest of the world will follow America's lead. The three new holidays are:

1. August 04 - The birthday of "THE ONE" Barack Hussein Obama
2. June 06 - Black National Day - Celebrating Negro superority over all other races.
3. July 15

We at the Atrociously Press contacted the President's office to question why there was no description for the third holiday. The President's "Pimped out Ride Czar" contacted the Atrocious Press to tell us that the missing description was an error. The President wishes all Americans to celebrate July 15th because it is the day that the new Cadillacs come off of the assembly line and are available to the public.
PS. Obama's "Covertness Czar" also told that until further notice, and until the President can decide where he was actually born, both Kenya and Indonesia will celebrate the August 04 holiday.
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Irish Zionist on February 28, 2010, 05:57:54 PM: This some sort of sick joke?
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: cjd on February 28, 2010, 06:04:36 PM: Quote from: Irish Zionist on February 28, 2010, 05:57:54 PM
This some sort of sick joke?
Yes :::D
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Angry Panther on February 28, 2010, 06:10:04 PM: I'm surprised he hasn't proclaimed a holiday for Kentucky Fried Chicken yet! >:(
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Yirmayahu on February 28, 2010, 06:11:46 PM: No, but you can get the new Michelle Obama meal at KFC. It consists of two small breasts, two oversized thighs and all left wings. :laugh:
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on February 28, 2010, 06:54:36 PM: I'll celebrate his terminal cancer and death.
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: GoIsraelGo! on February 28, 2010, 07:12:18 PM: Quote from: Bio-Electric Apprentice on February 28, 2010, 06:54:36 PM
I'll celebrate his terminal cancer and death.

;D
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Mishmaat on February 28, 2010, 10:19:28 PM: :::D This is a refreshing change from the usual mundane posts comparing blacks to apes.
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on February 28, 2010, 10:31:43 PM: Quote from: Bio-Electric Apprentice on February 28, 2010, 06:54:36 PM
I'll celebrate his terminal cancer and death.
:dance: :)
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Rubystars on February 28, 2010, 11:13:57 PM: I'm surprised they didn't make a holiday for Soul Glo hair gel. :::D

(I always thought that movie was pretty funny btw)
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Yirmayahu on February 28, 2010, 11:49:49 PM: Geeez, our neighborhood is so diverse that they just opened up a restaurant down the road that is Mexican and Soul Food. They call it Nacho-Mama

;D
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: briann on March 01, 2010, 12:18:41 AM: What about Black crime awareness day.
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Debbie Shafer on March 01, 2010, 09:18:06 AM: We won't be celebrating because he is not legally the President!
Title: Re: President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on March 01, 2010, 09:45:01 AM: Mohammed's Rape of Aïsha-day.