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Title: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on May 03, 2010, 07:45:00 PM: Don't try this at home:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/824067-man-eats-1-500-lightbulbs
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Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 03, 2010, 08:51:45 PM: Very hard to believe.
They didn't say why he does it.
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Post by: Ari Ben-Canaan on May 03, 2010, 09:26:34 PM: Quote
Wang Xianjun, 54, of Sichuan Province, started to snack on broken glass because he says it is 'crispy and delicious.'

Crispy and delicious!!
:::D
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Post by: nopeaceforland on May 03, 2010, 10:07:06 PM: Come on, I ask you: Was this guy all that bright to begin with? :::D
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Post by: Ulli on May 03, 2010, 10:47:32 PM: :o
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Post by: IsraelForever on May 04, 2010, 12:58:51 AM: I guess he's a light eater.
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Post by: Cato on May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM: I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.
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Post by: rebel_conservative on May 04, 2010, 04:25:01 AM: Hardly an illuminating story...
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Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 04:44:21 AM: Quote from: Cato on May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM
I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.

You did?
You saw a man eat glass?
With your own eyes?
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Post by: Spiraling Leopard on May 04, 2010, 04:58:28 AM: I wonder what he be pooping.
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Post by: Cato on May 04, 2010, 07:15:28 AM: Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 04:44:21 AM
Quote from: Cato on May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM
I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.

You did?
You saw a man eat glass?
With your own eyes?

With my own eyes, honest. He was an Afrikaaner, and it took place in Pretoria. He was sitting next to me. He broke up the glass then eat it.
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Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:17:48 AM: Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
Perhaps he took large pieces and rounded off the edges.
But what for?
Title: Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
Post by: Cato on May 04, 2010, 07:18:51 AM: Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:17:48 AM

Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
Perhaps he took large pieces and rounded off the edges.
But what for?

Party trick.
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Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:33:34 AM: And how does he shiite?
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Post by: HiWarp on May 04, 2010, 08:08:27 AM: Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:33:34 AM

And how does he shiite?

Very carefully, with a full container of Tucks nearby, I would imagine.
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Post by: syyuge on May 04, 2010, 09:17:33 AM: Has to be a servant of the darkness...

Such occult and scientific practices must have been prohibited earlier during the communist rule.
;D
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Post by: Daniel on May 04, 2010, 12:11:49 PM: He must be trying to become a light unto the rations :)
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Post by: syyuge on May 04, 2010, 01:09:05 PM: Quote from: Daniel on May 04, 2010, 12:11:49 PM
He must be trying to become a light unto the rations :)

Hmmm... revolutionizing the cutting edge techniques of what new should be eaten and how it should be eaten.
:laugh:
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Post by: New Yorker on May 04, 2010, 04:00:22 PM: It's not the eating of the light bulbs that is difficult, it's the pooing that's the hard part. :::D