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Title: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 29, 2010, 11:47:28 PM
This is a very simple poll intended solely for the men of JTF. You have been hearing a lot from Skkie, Ben M. and RightWingGentile about how extremely offensive my private message was to them, and how it constituted "porn". They also said that my pictures were ugly and disgusting.

This is the exact PM that I sent to them, so that all of you JTF men can judge it for yourself. It obviously isn't porn (meaning they don't know the definition of the word), but I want to know how many healthy, normal men consider these images to be gross and nauseating. I also want the three named individuals (if they are more than one person) to explain just why they thought the pics to be ugly.

Dr. Brennan Fan

(http://www.emily-deschanel.net/wallpaper/emily-deschanel-0w.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/28/79/0000042879_20070913161018.jpg)
(http://emily-deschanel.org/photos/albums/Photoshoots/06/02.jpg)
(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/z/s/zs3tnkdiebgteign.jpg)
(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/z/9/z96t4mrolew1low4.jpg)
(http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Emily_Deschanel/slides/Emily_Deschanel%20(139).jpg)
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/24th+Genesis+Awards+Arrivals+9etRBtsDZ7wl.jpg)
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Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 29, 2010, 11:58:19 PM
I won't vote in the poll considering I'm not a male JTFer, but wait, that's what they said was porn?
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on May 30, 2010, 12:02:42 AM
I definitely do not like her eyes and from that I personally conclude that there is something wrong with her spirit. The spirit of course is something different than the personality, so no offence there, but I don't see anything sexually explicit or nauseating.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Mishmaat on May 30, 2010, 12:08:36 AM
I definitely do not like her eyes and from that I personally conclude that there is something wrong with her spirit.

Yeah, right.  ::)

She's gorgeous. A bit too old for me though.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 12:10:03 AM
She's gorgeous.
Tell Skkie that.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ulli on May 30, 2010, 12:46:11 AM
I think it is a little bit too Much DBF.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: muman613 on May 30, 2010, 12:47:35 AM
I dont think they are pornographic, certainly not even risque by todays standards.


But they are certainly not modest. And I dont think that a man who attempts to limit his viewing of women because it leads to thoughts which will lead to sin should see them.

I mean the lingerie picture could be a bit risque...


Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Not my type but not bad
Look up for Leighton Meester
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Skkie on May 30, 2010, 12:53:16 AM
uh, I didn't comment on them.

She's not ugly but I don't consider her attractive either.

Her facial structure bothers me.

I do find it a little odd that you're so obsessed with her though.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: syyuge on May 30, 2010, 12:56:21 AM
Her eyes look dangerously attractive, but that is not porn, so I said NO.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: New Yorker on May 30, 2010, 12:59:15 AM
 Porn? Uh no, not at all. Classy and gorgeous actually.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 01:00:30 AM
She's not ugly but I don't consider her attractive either.
That's not what you said earlier, you're trying to weasel your way out of it.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ari Ben-Canaan on May 30, 2010, 01:02:22 AM
Not nauseating or pornographic to me.  I see worse in the grocery store checkout magazines, usually the trampy Kardashian girls and their contemporaries.  I agree with Muman about modesty, with the picture in the middle where she is pulling up her dress to reveal her legs.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 01:30:53 AM
That is REAL beauty

(http://www.taaz.com/beauty/images/stories/meester_makeup.png)

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090323/293.meester.gossipgirl.032309.jpg)

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/beautiful-leighton-meester.jpg)

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/leighton-meester-gossip-girl-palace-hotel.jpg)

Ben and Skkie throw up when they see this
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Zelhar on May 30, 2010, 02:28:47 AM
Dr Berennan looks way more prettier on her TV show. She is still pretty in the pictures, but they are featuring artificial poses, fake smiles, and predator's eyes. I blame the photographer for the result, mainly.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 03:25:22 AM
That is REAL beauty

(http://www.taaz.com/beauty/images/stories/meester_makeup.png)

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090323/293.meester.gossipgirl.032309.jpg)

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/beautiful-leighton-meester.jpg)

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/leighton-meester-gossip-girl-palace-hotel.jpg)

Ben and Skkie throw up when they see this
I don't know who this is, Ron, but she's a babe.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 03:27:58 AM
Leighton Meester
the gal of my dreams to bad she's not Jewish
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 03:28:58 AM
Leighton Meester
the gal of my dreams to bad she's not Jewish
I actually assumed that she was; in the first pic she looks rather dark and Middle Eastern, like she is Mizrahi.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 03:33:23 AM
Anywho she's murderously beautiful
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 30, 2010, 07:25:18 AM
Re:  "...the gal of my dreams"   ;D

Just so long as you remember that some dreams are nightmares!     :'(
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 30, 2010, 08:06:16 AM
Re:  "I definitely do not like her eyes "

There are so many things in life which we just have to endure!   :'(

                                                ;D
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 30, 2010, 08:12:42 AM
muman613:  "And I dont think that a man who attempts to limit his viewing of women because it leads to thoughts which will lead to sin should see them."

But...if she were to force herself on me, and 'have her way' with me...

Then it wouldn't really constitute me sinning, would it ?
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 08:41:05 AM
yes,they are gross and i personally don't want to commit the sin of throwing up on shabbat beacuse of them.they are way too much old for me.and yes if you will combine what you wrote me in the message with this picture it will constitute porn.and profanity.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 30, 2010, 08:45:16 AM
yes,they are gross and i personally don't want to commit the sin of throwing up on shabbat beacuse of them.they are way too much old for me.and yes if you will combine what you wrote me in the message with this picture it will constitute porn.and profanity.

You must not have ever seen porn if you think that's porn.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 08:48:41 AM
yes,they are gross and i personally don't want to commit the sin of throwing up on shabbat beacuse of them.they are way too much old for me.and yes if you will combine what you wrote me in the message with this picture it will constitute porn.and profanity.

You must not have ever seen porn if you think that's porn.
no and i don't think i should either.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 30, 2010, 08:58:50 AM
no and i don't think i should either.

I didn't want to see it either but being on the internet I've seen it from trolls for years, and by searching for otherwise innocent topics I've had it come up.

For example when I did a search for fantasy images, I was expecting unicorns, dragons, etc. That's not what came up in the search.

So yes, in spite of the fact I didn't want to see it, I have in fact seen it.

Dr. Brennan Fan's pictures might not be modest, but they are certainly not porn.

I think it's a sin in Judaism to bear false witness too. So before you accuse someone of sending porn, be very careful if you don't even know what porn is.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 09:07:20 AM
no and i don't think i should either.

I didn't want to see it either but being on the internet I've seen it from trolls for years, and by searching for otherwise innocent topics I've had it come up.

For example when I did a search for fantasy images, I was expecting unicorns, dragons, etc. That's not what came up in the search.

So yes, in spite of the fact I didn't want to see it, I have in fact seen it.

Dr. Brennan Fan's pictures might not be modest, but they are certainly not porn.

I think it's a sin in Judaism to bear false witness too. So before you accuse someone of sending porn, be very careful if you don't even know what porn is.
okay,wghat i meant is that he shouldn't have sent this porn to my messages's box and skkie's box and rwg's box.and i wil be careful so i will said that togheter with the text she sent us it is a fist degree profanity.i am going to complain to the admins here about this.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 09:08:57 AM
oh and if you wonder this was the original message that accompanied the post:Eat a d1ck you fu<king c0cksucking pieces of sh1t. May you die of vomit aspiration into your lungs when you see these pics. Or maybe you will bleed to death one of these days when Feminem's c0ck ruptures your a$$hole.

DIE FUJJPACKERS
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 30, 2010, 09:09:53 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 09:14:17 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
did you read the message? now combine the message with the pictures and then tell me they doesn't had any sexual conotations.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 30, 2010, 09:33:27 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
did you read the message? now combine the message with the pictures and then tell me they doesn't had any sexual conotations.

The message was bad but the pictures were not porn.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: ~Hanna~ on May 30, 2010, 09:34:30 AM
IS THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE REALLY NEEDED ON THIS FORUM?????????????????

 >:(

oh and if you wonder this was the original message that accompanied the post:Eat a d1ck you fu<king c0cksucking pieces of sh1t. May you die of vomit aspiration into your lungs when you see these pics. Or maybe you will bleed to death one of these days when Feminem's c0ck ruptures your a$$hole.

DIE FUJJPACKERS

Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 09:50:27 AM
IS THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE REALLY NEEDED ON THIS FORUM?????????????????

 >:(

oh and if you wonder this was the original message that accompanied the post:Eat a d1ck you fu<king c0cksucking pieces of sh1t. May you die of vomit aspiration into your lungs when you see these pics. Or maybe you will bleed to death one of these days when Feminem's c0ck ruptures your a$$hole.

DIE FUJJPACKERS

no.this just was the original message he sent to us.he need to be ashamed and he owe us an apologise.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 09:51:25 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
did you read the message? now combine the message with the pictures and then tell me they doesn't had any sexual conotations.

The message was bad but the pictures were not porn.
okay but do you agree with me that it was wrong to send us the message in the first place?
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 09:58:35 AM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Dan on May 30, 2010, 10:01:24 AM
SKKIE to me is synonymous with SKIPPY!
 8;)
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Rubystars on May 30, 2010, 10:09:18 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
did you read the message? now combine the message with the pictures and then tell me they doesn't had any sexual conotations.

The message was bad but the pictures were not porn.
okay but do you agree with me that it was wrong to send us the message in the first place?

The profanity part wasn't right but I don't see what's so offensive to you about the pictures.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 10:10:09 AM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)
maybe this is beacuse he got tired from you? did you thought about that? if i were you i would apologise to me instead of making up lame excuses.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 10:11:19 AM
It's not porn. That's what I'm trying to tell you.  :o
did you read the message? now combine the message with the pictures and then tell me they doesn't had any sexual conotations.

The message was bad but the pictures were not porn.
okay but do you agree with me that it was wrong to send us the message in the first place?

The profanity part wasn't right but I don't see what's so offensive to you about the pictures.
i didn't see anything offensive with the pictures thmesleves.but combined with the profanity this was a direct message to whom he chose for us to !@#$.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: briann on May 30, 2010, 10:37:22 AM
Is this a test to see if there are any Homosexuals on this board??  :::D
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Hyades on May 30, 2010, 10:45:08 AM
Dr. Brennan has something male in her face. I do not like that. But as a whole she looks very good and her body seems to be awesome!  ;D
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 10:55:03 AM
Is this a test to see if there are any Homosexuals on this board??  :::D
no,we agreed that he will create this poll to see what the other jtfers have to say about the message he sent to me,skkie,and rwg.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: briann on May 30, 2010, 10:59:26 AM
Is this a test to see if there are any Homosexuals on this board??  :::D
no,we agreed that he will create this poll to see what the other jtfers have to say about the message he sent to me,skkie,and rwg.

This all seems kinda pointless.  Obviously those pics aren't offensive to 99% of the people here.  Not even the more religious.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 30, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
Is this a test to see if there are any Homosexuals on this board??  :::D
no,we agreed that he will create this poll to see what the other jtfers have to say about the message he sent to me,skkie,and rwg.

This all seems kinda pointless.  Obviously those pics aren't offensive to 99% of the people here.  Not even the more religious.
yes but look at the message and THEN tell me it is not offensive.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: ✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ on May 30, 2010, 12:54:51 PM
well not ugly, but certainly not better looking than Aishwarya Rai
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 30, 2010, 01:34:44 PM
Re:  "not better looking than Aishwarya Rai"

So true!
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Irish Zionist on May 30, 2010, 01:43:07 PM
Nothing wrong with these pictures to me. She's not my type but is very attriactive non the less. No porn here at all.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 30, 2010, 02:15:45 PM
Hyades:  "Dr. Brennan has something male in her face. I do not like that."

Don't worry about it!  There's a light switch in every room!
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Hyades on May 30, 2010, 02:21:31 PM
Hyades:  "Dr. Brennan has something male in her face. I do not like that."

Don't worry about it!  There's a light switch in every room!

 :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)

He was banned for justifying and defending Nazi Germany.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 30, 2010, 02:33:24 PM
Mates, let's all agree the girl I posted (Leighton Meester)'s way more beautiful than Emily Deschanel.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Hyades on May 30, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)

He was banned for justifying and defending Nazi Germany.
    :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on May 30, 2010, 03:18:23 PM
no and i don't think i should either.

I didn't want to see it either but being on the internet I've seen it from trolls for years, and by searching for otherwise innocent topics I've had it come up.

For example when I did a search for fantasy images, I was expecting unicorns, dragons, etc. That's not what came up in the search.

So yes, in spite of the fact I didn't want to see it, I have in fact seen it.

Dr. Brennan Fan's pictures might not be modest, but they are certainly not porn.

I think it's a sin in Judaism to bear false witness too. So before you accuse someone of sending porn, be very careful if you don't even know what porn is.

I'm waiting for that informer 'frumyid' to accuse him of lashon hara.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
Dr. Brennan has something male in her face. I do not like that. But as a whole she looks very good and her body seems to be awesome!  ;D
Hmmm. I guess I somewhat agree with you. Her jawline is very prominent, I will grant you. I don't think that detracts from her at all though. It makes her look very serious and solid.

Her body... ehh. She is thin, has little definition, and her hips are not that wide. But she is overall still an amazingly beautiful woman.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 09:07:30 PM
He was banned for justifying and defending Nazi Germany.
I mean before he was banned. He was posting less than 24h ago.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 30, 2010, 09:18:26 PM
I see the vote is 22 to 1. Who do you think the lone dissenter is?  ::)
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: TruthSpreader on May 30, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
This is a very simple poll intended solely for the men of JTF. You have been hearing a lot from Skkie, Ben M. and RightWingGentile about how extremely offensive my private message was to them, and how it constituted "porn". They also said that my pictures were ugly and disgusting.

This is the exact PM that I sent to them, so that all of you JTF men can judge it for yourself. It obviously isn't porn (meaning they don't know the definition of the word), but I want to know how many healthy, normal men consider these images to be gross and nauseating. I also want the three named individuals (if they are more than one person) to explain just why they thought the pics to be ugly.

Dr. Brennan Fan

(http://www.emily-deschanel.net/wallpaper/emily-deschanel-0w.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/28/79/0000042879_20070913161018.jpg)
(http://emily-deschanel.org/photos/albums/Photoshoots/06/02.jpg)
(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/z/s/zs3tnkdiebgteign.jpg)
(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/z/9/z96t4mrolew1low4.jpg)
(http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Emily_Deschanel/slides/Emily_Deschanel%20(139).jpg)
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/24th+Genesis+Awards+Arrivals+9etRBtsDZ7wl.jpg)
[/quote]

No. Not really. Why did they say such a thing?? She's a very beautiful young lady.

Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 31, 2010, 01:02:39 AM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)

He was banned for justifying and defending Nazi Germany.
    :o :o :o :o
no way,probably he was banned beacuse of dbf.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 31, 2010, 01:14:13 AM
Once more, whenever "Ben m" posts, Skkie does not.  ::)

He was banned for justifying and defending Nazi Germany.
    :o :o :o :o
no way,probably he was banned beacuse of dbf.

So now you lie callously. You're free to view his posts.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: New Yorker on May 31, 2010, 01:19:23 AM

Okay, back to important stuff.

The most gorgeous woman to have ever walked the earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdKgV9Y62w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdKgV9Y62w)   8)

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzg_1XwzG08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzg_1XwzG08)  :love:
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: ~Hanna~ on May 31, 2010, 01:33:39 AM
We can blame this entire thread, on Dr Brennan Fan.

 :o
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 31, 2010, 01:40:59 AM
Rofl
so guys, am I just right that Leighton Meester beats Emily Deschanel?
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Zelhar on May 31, 2010, 01:51:39 AM
Rofl
so guys, am I just right that Leighton Meester beats Emily Deschanel?
It's like Sprig vs. Autumn.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 31, 2010, 01:52:12 AM
Rofl
so guys, am I just right that Leighton Meester beats Emily Deschanel?
It's like Sprig vs. Autumn.

You're not serious
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 31, 2010, 01:55:27 AM
Rofl
so guys, am I just right that Leighton Meester beats Emily Deschanel?
Uhm, no. Not even close.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on May 31, 2010, 01:56:27 AM
Let me guess, the "yes" votes (we're now up to 2) are Ben and Hamanantschen (who are likely the same person).
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Zelhar on May 31, 2010, 02:30:18 AM
Rofl
so guys, am I just right that Leighton Meester beats Emily Deschanel?
It's like Sprig vs. Autumn.

You're not serious
Well I am. The gal in your pics looks like in her late teems or early 20s. Dr Brennan is like 10 years her senior.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Ben m on May 31, 2010, 03:31:10 AM
We can blame this entire thread, on Dr Brennan Fan.

 :o
actually no. i came up with the idea so you can judge for yourself if they are gross or not.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on May 31, 2010, 05:21:48 AM
In their publicity photos, both ladies are covered in paint, their hair stylists at the ready, illuminated by professional lighting, and then the photos are "corrected" and highlighted.

But in the morning when they wake up, sans makeup and light, the sun shining down highlighting every wrinkle and blemish, the moment of truth....

Both get out of bed, head straight for the refrigerator to open another beer for breakfast.

Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on May 31, 2010, 05:28:02 AM


Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....

What the.....
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on May 31, 2010, 06:14:12 AM

Okay, back to important stuff.

The most gorgeous woman to have ever walked the earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdKgV9Y62w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdKgV9Y62w)   8)

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzg_1XwzG08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzg_1XwzG08)  :love:

She makes me want to timetravel...
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: ✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ on May 31, 2010, 06:17:59 AM
Re:  "not better looking than Aishwarya Rai"

So true!
(http://www.thecelebrityblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/aishwarya_rai.jpg)(http://www.aishwaryarai.org.in/pictures/aishwarya-rai-003.jpg)
Hyades:  "Dr. Brennan has something male in her face. I do not like that."

Don't worry about it!  There's a light switch in every room!
:::D
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: Hyades on May 31, 2010, 06:27:50 AM
She's damn beautiful! A doll face as if it was made of porcelain, a perfect, symmetric face, deep eyes, a beautiful nose, kiss lips and she is so perfectly female... (http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/4.gif)
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: cjd on May 31, 2010, 06:31:01 AM
In their publicity photos, both ladies are covered in paint, their hair stylists at the ready, illuminated by professional lighting, and then the photos are "corrected" and highlighted.

But in the morning when they wake up, sans makeup and light, the sun shining down highlighting every wrinkle and blemish, the moment of truth....

Both get out of bed, head straight for the refrigerator to open another beer for breakfast.

Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....
Point well made Massuh. "What you see is not actually what you get" (changing the old Flip Willson line around just a bit). Countless thousands of dollars go into making  the people in today's entertainment world look picture perfect.  Sadly Drug addiction and a bad life style seems to be the price  for many entertainers pay for this fleeting blessing. I am sure there are some entertainers today both male and female that look picture perfect without much help from the makeup or touch up artist but they are not in the majority.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: HiWarp on May 31, 2010, 06:50:29 AM
In their publicity photos, both ladies are covered in paint, their hair stylists at the ready, illuminated by professional lighting, and then the photos are "corrected" and highlighted.

But in the morning when they wake up, sans makeup and light, the sun shining down highlighting every wrinkle and blemish, the moment of truth....

Both get out of bed, head straight for the refrigerator to open another beer for breakfast.

Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....
Point well made Massuh. "What you see is not actually what you get" (changing the old Flip Willson line around just a bit). Countless thousands of dollars go into making  the people in today's entertainment world look picture perfect.  Sadly Drug addiction and a bad life style seems to be the price  for many entertainers pay for this fleeting blessing. I am sure there are some entertainers today both male and female that look picture perfect without much help from the makeup or touch up artist but they are not in the majority.

In addition to tons of makeup and photo retouching, let's not forget the plastic surgery, hair restoration & dyeing and artificial augmentation of selective body parts.
Title: Re: Poll for JTF Men Only
Post by: nessuno on May 31, 2010, 07:10:35 AM
In their publicity photos, both ladies are covered in paint, their hair stylists at the ready, illuminated by professional lighting, and then the photos are "corrected" and highlighted.

But in the morning when they wake up, sans makeup and light, the sun shining down highlighting every wrinkle and blemish, the moment of truth....

Both get out of bed, head straight for the refrigerator to open another beer for breakfast.

Then they call Dr. Dre and Fifty Cent on their cell phones -- "Darling!"..."I'll be ready for you just as soon as I can dump this Jewish creep who passed out over here last night!"..."Make sure you bring some more of that good stuff with you!"!...."Well....you didn't catch it from me!"..."I was tested two years ago so it definitely wasn't me!".....
Point well made Massuh. "What you see is not actually what you get" (changing the old Flip Willson line around just a bit). Countless thousands of dollars go into making  the people in today's entertainment world look picture perfect.  Sadly Drug addiction and a bad life style seems to be the price  for many entertainers pay for this fleeting blessing. I am sure there are some entertainers today both male and female that look picture perfect without much help from the makeup or touch up artist but they are not in the majority.
True  Thank goodness their are sane people posting.

I was a bit taken aback by that 'men have to suck it up as their wives get old' business.
People in glasses houses shouldn't throw stones.  :P  As far as I know...men age.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Why argue over who has greater beauty?
You'll never totally agree.  Right?