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Title: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 04:54:20 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly:

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother.
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Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 04:56:13 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly:

She must have fallen out of the ugly tree.....

....and hit every branch on the way down.
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 04:57:28 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly:

She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly:

She looks like her face was set on fire....

.....and then put out with a shovel.
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 07:18:10 AM
Come on people.  I'm sure you can think of better ones than these.
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Post by: TruthSpreader on June 06, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that when he enter a beauty contest everyone ran away the first time they saw her.

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Post by: Aces High on June 06, 2010, 07:31:37 AM
Helen Thomas was so ugly at birth......... her parents wanted to name her, "Shittt Happens."


Helen Thomas  is so ugly....... her boyfriend gave her a hickie and got a mouthful of fur.


Helen Thomas is sooo ugly.... when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator.

Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Rubystars on June 06, 2010, 07:54:40 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Helen Thomas is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
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Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on June 06, 2010, 08:02:30 AM
We found a replacement for Heath Ledger for the next batman film.
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: eb22 on June 06, 2010, 09:44:12 AM
As ugly Helen Thomas is on the outside,   more importantly she's at least 1000 times uglier on the inside.     Helen Thomas is the scum of the earth!
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Chug on June 06, 2010, 10:28:32 AM
As ugly Helen Thomas is on the outside,   more importantly she's at least 1000 times uglier on the inside.     Helen Thomas is the scum of the earth!

Too true.  Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly's to the bone.
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Post by: Irish Zionist on June 06, 2010, 10:41:41 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that her parents rented her baby videos as horror movies

Helen Thomas is so ugly that when she was born the doc said throw this [censored] away the babys commin soon!

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Post by: Irish Zionist on June 06, 2010, 10:50:44 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly, she stuck her head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

Helen Thomas is so ugly, that she can sink her face in dough and make monster cookies.

Helen Thomas is so ugly, her mother had to get drunk before she breast fed her.

Helen Thomas is so ugly, farmers use her picture as a scarecrow.

Helen Thomas is so ugly, she make blind kids cry.
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Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on June 06, 2010, 10:58:22 AM
Helen Thomas is so ugly when she goes to the zoo the animals are throwing her snacks

Helen Thomas is so old she doesn't need to study the Bible

Helen Thomas is so fat she's from both sides of her family
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Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on June 06, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
Helen Thomas is so stupid she goes to the cinema with a remote

Helen Thomas is so old she farts dust
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Post by: Moshe92 on June 06, 2010, 12:32:17 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that Elena Kagan didn't want to hook up with her.
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Post by: TruthSpreader on June 06, 2010, 12:36:38 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly, that when compared to the Crypt Keeper in a beauty contest, the Crypt Keeper won by a landslide.
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Post by: christians4jews on June 06, 2010, 12:56:54 PM
helen thomas is so ugly she has to trickle treat over the phone.

Why do helen thomas(and blacks) smell? So blind people can hate her as well.

Heln thomas is so old, when god said let there be light, she flicked the switch(not that god would work with her)
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Post by: TruthSpreader on June 06, 2010, 12:58:09 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly, one day she looked at herself in the mirror and the mirror broke and gave her seven years of bad luck.

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Post by: MassuhDGoodName on June 06, 2010, 01:07:19 PM
Chug:  "Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly's to the bone."

With your permission, Chug, I add the second stanza:

"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly's to the bone"...
"Beauty always fades away, but UGLY lives on and on and on !"     :P     >:(

So, in a manner of speaking, Helen Thomas ranks with the immortals!      ;D     



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Post by: TruthSpreader on June 06, 2010, 01:17:50 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that Skeletor refused to go on a date with her.
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Post by: muman613 on June 06, 2010, 01:32:28 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary you find a picture of her...

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Post by: Ben m on June 06, 2010, 01:36:54 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary you find a picture of her...


and then this dictionary will bankrupts.beacuse everyone will get an hearth attack just from looking at this pure uglyness.
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Post by: muman613 on June 06, 2010, 01:37:32 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary you find a picture of her...


and then this dictionary will bankrupts.beacuse everyone will get an hearth attack just from looking at this pure uglyness.

 ;D :::D
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Ben m on June 06, 2010, 01:39:14 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary you find a picture of her...


and then this dictionary will bankrupts.beacuse everyone will get an hearth attack just from looking at this pure uglyness.

 ;D :::D
you know.i think i saw her at the movie night of the living dead.the body in staircase (it was so ugly they replaced her with a doll beacuse they can't look at her).
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Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on June 06, 2010, 01:40:06 PM
I think I saw her swimming in my toilet
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: muman613 on June 06, 2010, 01:41:04 PM
In Yiddish they say:

Mieseh Punim

Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: Ben m on June 06, 2010, 01:44:39 PM
I think I saw her swimming in my toilet
hhh.well this is a method to rinse the toilet.we will get a mermaid hellen thomas to swim in the toilet.then the water will get scared and will rinse themselves to the sewers!
Title: Re: Helen Thomas is so ugly.
Post by: TruthSpreader on June 06, 2010, 01:45:40 PM
Helen Thomas is so ugly that she saw her reflection in the water, she ran away screaming.