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Title: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: The One and Only Mo on June 22, 2010, 08:32:49 PM

What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?


The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of
Rage.


The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup
Of coffee.


The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.


The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no Charge.


The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the
Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the
Extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into
Coffee.


The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his
Coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the
European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase
Explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the
Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to
Explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the
Palestinian.

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: Ari Ben-Canaan on June 22, 2010, 08:35:05 PM

 :::D :::D :::D :::D

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on June 22, 2010, 08:39:20 PM

I like it!     :::D

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: Rubystars on June 22, 2010, 10:29:40 PM

 :laugh: :::D 8) Nice joke lol

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: syyuge on June 22, 2010, 10:35:16 PM

 ;D :laugh: 8) :::D :::D :::D :P :P

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: muman613 on June 22, 2010, 10:45:23 PM

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Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on June 23, 2010, 01:10:28 AM

Unfortunately its not a joke.

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: TruthSpreader on June 23, 2010, 05:37:54 AM

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
Post by: takebackourtemple on June 23, 2010, 05:46:50 AM

Remember. There is no such thing as a Palestinian.