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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: TruthSpreader on July 05, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
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What is your favorite "Action" stories out of the stories Chaim tells on Ask JTF, Arab or African?
I think the African actions are funnier. Chaim can do the [censored] accent better than anyone I know.
I also like the Arab action stories too.
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Chaim does a great Arab accent too. But it seems like the big classics are mostly African action, like Brazila, Cleopatra Jefferson ...
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Nobody makes a bigger fool out of themselves than [censored], but Arabs come in a very close second
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Rofl I can tell so many Arab action stories from my life right here
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Rofl I can tell so many Arab action stories from my life right here
Give us your latest then
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Rofl I can tell so many Arab action stories from my life right here
Tell me. I'm very interested in hearing them.
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"Blackula" is one of the greatest.
"Gimmie some money or Imma suck yo blood!"
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Brasilia! You want some french fries?!
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Brasilia! You want some french fries?!
That's my favorite too! :::D :::D
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Rofl I can tell so many Arab action stories from my life right here
Give us your latest then
On audio or text?
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Rofl I can tell so many Arab action stories from my life right here
Give us your latest then
On audio or text?
Make an audio that'd be great. Would you post it to youtube as a hayamin video?
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I have one of my own. I was on the E train last month it was during rush hour. So I get on and I see them homeless schwartz sleeping he looked half dead. Of course no one is sitting next to him because of his smell. This white guy comes on sits right next to him and opens up his laptop maybe he had a cold and couldn't smell his horrid odor. Then this black guy comes on and starts preaching about jesus. He is saying I used to be a crack head and jesus saved my life he will save your life as well. So he sees the sleeping bum and gives him a sandwhich, bottle of water and a can of sprite soda. So this bum must of not liked sprite cause after every sip he would just spit it out onto the floor of the train. What a savage
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If he didn't like the taste of the Sprite, why did he keep drinking it and spitting it out? Ewww! Maybe he thought it would make his breath smell lemony fresh. :laugh:
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If he didn't like the taste of the Sprite, why did he keep drinking it and spitting it out? Ewww! Maybe he thought it would make his breath smell lemony fresh. :laugh:
I really do not know. Maybe because the sprite was warm?
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"If I keep drinkin' dis, mebbe the next sip be cold! Mmmhmm!"
I saw something disgusting at a fast food restaurant one time. This [censored] was filling up a drink at the soda fountain and would put a little of the first soda into the cup, and sample it. Then it turned the exact part of the cup it had sipped from and rubbed it against the spout of the next type of soda. Then it sampled that type of soda. It turned the cup again to rub the saliva from that part of the cup onto the next soda spout, etc. until it had rubbed its saliva on every nozzle/spout. Then it finally filled up its cup and sat down.
I don't trust any soda fountains now! :'(