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Title: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on July 09, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
I would love to take a shot gun and shoot a black panther.  I could then take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed for a centerpiece or above the mantle.  Does anyone know if it's open season for black panthers?
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Rubystars on July 12, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: Confederate Kahanist on July 09, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
I would love to take a shot gun and shoot a black panther.  I could then take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed for a centerpiece or above the mantle.  Does anyone know if it's open season for black panthers?

Only if they're breaking into your home about to muh dik your family, and you're not allowed to keep the body.
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: briann on July 12, 2010, 06:25:45 PM
It depends on the season.  I think right now, its Nation of Islam season.   :laugh:
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on July 12, 2010, 07:09:49 PM
Quote from: Rubystars on July 12, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: Confederate Kahanist on July 09, 2010, 06:07:11 PM
I would love to take a shot gun and shoot a black panther.  I could then take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed for a centerpiece or above the mantle.  Does anyone know if it's open season for black panthers?

Only if they're breaking into your home about to muh dik your family, and you're not allowed to keep the body.

You probably couldn't even do that either
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 13, 2010, 05:07:14 AM
Yuck!
Just imagine...how would that thing smell?
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: TheCoon on July 13, 2010, 05:42:23 AM
I hear fried chicken and watermelon attract the black panther. Keep work boots or job applications far away because those are known repellents.
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: cjd on July 13, 2010, 06:13:39 AM
Quote from: The Coon on July 13, 2010, 05:42:23 AM
I hear fried chicken and watermelon attract the black panther. Keep work boots or job applications far away because those are known repellents.
The work boots might be OK as long as they have no shoelaces on them and look like the ones they give out in the prison. The black panther "loveeees" its watermelon it truly does.  :::D
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on July 13, 2010, 07:16:58 AM



But what would you do with the smelly carcus?
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Maccabee01 on July 13, 2010, 07:36:45 AM
Quote from: cjd on July 13, 2010, 06:13:39 AM
Quote from: The Coon on July 13, 2010, 05:42:23 AM
I hear fried chicken and watermelon attract the black panther. Keep work boots or job applications far away because those are known repellents.
The work boots might be OK as long as they have no shoelaces on them and look like the ones they give out in the prison. The black panther "loveeees" its watermelon it truly does.  :::D

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Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on July 13, 2010, 07:46:32 AM
Reminder:

It is illegal to hunt game using a baited field.    >:(
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on July 13, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: The Coon on July 13, 2010, 05:42:23 AM
I hear fried chicken and watermelon attract the black panther. Keep work boots or job applications far away because those are known repellents.

I don't think keeping applications away work.  The thing is that companies are forced to hire them under the gun though cant fire them in most cases leaving companies having to pay for employees that don't do anything. 
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: D2I on July 13, 2010, 08:55:05 PM
What type of a black panter are you talking about?
The feline or the human type  :laugh:
Title: Re: One thing I would like to hunt and kill
Post by: Rubystars on July 13, 2010, 10:01:22 PM
Quote from: D2I on July 13, 2010, 08:55:05 PM
What type of a black panter are you talking about?
The feline or the human type  :laugh:

There is no human type of Black Panther. Both kinds are animals.