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Title: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on August 17, 2010, 07:31:07 PM
FINALLY!


It was so sweet to meet Chaim and all you guys for the first time. My dad and I really enjoyed it. I hope there are many more to come. What a pleasure and thrill it was for us! May our next meeting be at the Bais Hamikdash with all Klal Yisroel B'mheira V'yameinu.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on August 17, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
wish I coulda been there... 
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Dan on August 17, 2010, 07:54:19 PM
It was wonderful to see all the great JTFers come together... It's always a pleasure for me to attend these meetings!
Great to finally meet you Mo.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Lisa on August 17, 2010, 08:11:02 PM
The meeting was awesome!  It was great to see the new faces. 
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: cjd on August 17, 2010, 10:00:34 PM
The meeting was great as usual ..It was also nice meeting some members I had not met before... We actually had quite a few people there tonight  :dance:
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: RightWingGentile on August 17, 2010, 10:02:53 PM
What an honor and a pleasure it was to meet all of you! I look forward to seeing you all again!

RWG
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: eb22 on August 17, 2010, 10:50:05 PM
It was a pleasure for me to meet everyone who attended Tuesday Night's JTF meetings.      It was a very uplifting evening.     

A special thanks to Lisa and Chaim on their efforts in helping make these JTF meetings a reality.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on August 17, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
בס''ד

The meeting was fantastic as always, baruch Hashem. I really enjoyed it.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: דוד בן זאב אריה on August 18, 2010, 12:17:09 AM
Wish i could have been there.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on August 18, 2010, 01:22:54 AM
Sucks to be on the west coast sometimes.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 18, 2010, 01:26:16 AM
No secret service agents?
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on August 18, 2010, 09:30:08 AM
Re:  "No secret service agents? "

No longer necessary -

Present day surveillance technology enables clandestine audio monitoring from several blocks away, and is so advanced that barely audible whispers can be separated out from all other extraneous street noises and conversations.

In addition, technology already exists to enable visual surveillance of individuals and groups inside a closed structure (the ability to literally "see through walls") and monitor in 'real time' the number of persons and animals inside a building, their positions inside a room, and their movements.

And if you are incredulous at all of this, you should know that this is already "outdated" technology!

Present day science has advanced to such a state that, if it is not already available, the ability to retrieve all conversations made in rooms and places long since vacated will be a common every day law enforcement tool.

This is because scientists now recognize that everything we say and do affects the atomic and subatomic matter all around us, leaving a "record" on walls, curtains, floors, etc., which can then be retrieved using state of the art surveillance technology.

And...even without such methods, each and every cell phone in the world with a battery in it, even when turned "off", makes possible complete surveillance and recording of all conversations within the vicinity of that cell phone's location.

Wireless internet technology makes it simple and easy to spy on anyone, anywhere, at anytime.

After identifying the phone and its location on the globe, surveillance agents using wireless transmissions can silently and secretly download a software program into a cell phone which will activate its microphone, and record any and all conversations made by anyone in the vicinity of that phone.

The cell phone then uploads the recorded conversation via wireless back to the surveillance home base.

If you carry with you a cellphone with a battery in it, there is no place on earth where you can hide, and there are no sounds in that phone's vicinity that which can't be accessed by others anywhere on the planet.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 18, 2010, 09:57:22 AM
Re:  "No secret service agents? "

No longer necessary -

Present day surveillance technology enables clandestine audio monitoring from several blocks away, and is so advanced that barely audible whispers can be separated out from all other extraneous street noises and conversations.

In addition, technology already exists to enable visual surveillance of individuals and groups inside a closed structure (the ability to literally "see through walls") and monitor in 'real time' the number of persons and animals inside a building, their positions inside a room, and their movements.

And if you are incredulous at all of this, you should know that this is already "outdated" technology!

Present day science has advanced to such a state that, if it is not already available, the ability to retrieve all conversations made in rooms and places long since vacated will be a common every day law enforcement tool.

This is because scientists now recognize that everything we say and do affects the atomic and subatomic matter all around us, leaving a "record" on walls, curtains, floors, etc., which can then be retrieved using state of the art surveillance technology.

And...even without such methods, each and every cell phone in the world with a battery in it, even when turned "off", makes possible complete surveillance and recording of all conversations within the vicinity of that cell phone's location.

Wireless internet technology makes it simple and easy to spy on anyone, anywhere, at anytime.

After identifying the phone and its location on the globe, surveillance agents using wireless transmissions can silently and secretly download a software program into a cell phone which will activate its microphone, and record any and all conversations made by anyone in the vicinity of that phone.

The cell phone then uploads the recorded conversation via wireless back to the surveillance home base.

If you carry with you a cellphone with a battery in it, there is no place on earth where you can hide, and there are no sounds in that phone's vicinity that which can't be accessed by others anywhere on the planet.

I can do all that and more with 'remote viewing'.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on August 18, 2010, 10:17:23 AM
Sucks to be on the west coast sometimes.
I wish you and muman could have been there.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on August 18, 2010, 10:35:45 AM
Good thing I wasn't there
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: nessuno on August 18, 2010, 11:46:08 AM
Re:  "No secret service agents? "

No longer necessary -

Present day surveillance technology enables clandestine audio monitoring from several blocks away, and is so advanced that barely audible whispers can be separated out from all other extraneous street noises and conversations.

In addition, technology already exists to enable visual surveillance of individuals and groups inside a closed structure (the ability to literally "see through walls") and monitor in 'real time' the number of persons and animals inside a building, their positions inside a room, and their movements.

And if you are incredulous at all of this, you should know that this is already "outdated" technology!

Present day science has advanced to such a state that, if it is not already available, the ability to retrieve all conversations made in rooms and places long since vacated will be a common every day law enforcement tool.

This is because scientists now recognize that everything we say and do affects the atomic and subatomic matter all around us, leaving a "record" on walls, curtains, floors, etc., which can then be retrieved using state of the art surveillance technology.

And...even without such methods, each and every cell phone in the world with a battery in it, even when turned "off", makes possible complete surveillance and recording of all conversations within the vicinity of that cell phone's location.

Wireless internet technology makes it simple and easy to spy on anyone, anywhere, at anytime.

After identifying the phone and its location on the globe, surveillance agents using wireless transmissions can silently and secretly download a software program into a cell phone which will activate its microphone, and record any and all conversations made by anyone in the vicinity of that phone.

The cell phone then uploads the recorded conversation via wireless back to the surveillance home base.

If you carry with you a cellphone with a battery in it, there is no place on earth where you can hide, and there are no sounds in that phone's vicinity that which can't be accessed by others anywhere on the planet.
:o :::D
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on August 18, 2010, 12:54:40 PM
Re:  "No secret service agents? "

No longer necessary -

Present day surveillance technology enables clandestine audio monitoring from several blocks away, and is so advanced that barely audible whispers can be separated out from all other extraneous street noises and conversations.

In addition, technology already exists to enable visual surveillance of individuals and groups inside a closed structure (the ability to literally "see through walls") and monitor in 'real time' the number of persons and animals inside a building, their positions inside a room, and their movements.

And if you are incredulous at all of this, you should know that this is already "outdated" technology!

Present day science has advanced to such a state that, if it is not already available, the ability to retrieve all conversations made in rooms and places long since vacated will be a common every day law enforcement tool.

This is because scientists now recognize that everything we say and do affects the atomic and subatomic matter all around us, leaving a "record" on walls, curtains, floors, etc., which can then be retrieved using state of the art surveillance technology.

And...even without such methods, each and every cell phone in the world with a battery in it, even when turned "off", makes possible complete surveillance and recording of all conversations within the vicinity of that cell phone's location.

Wireless internet technology makes it simple and easy to spy on anyone, anywhere, at anytime.

After identifying the phone and its location on the globe, surveillance agents using wireless transmissions can silently and secretly download a software program into a cell phone which will activate its microphone, and record any and all conversations made by anyone in the vicinity of that phone.

The cell phone then uploads the recorded conversation via wireless back to the surveillance home base.

If you carry with you a cellphone with a battery in it, there is no place on earth where you can hide, and there are no sounds in that phone's vicinity that which can't be accessed by others anywhere on the planet.

I can do all that and more with 'remote viewing'.

Hmm what's that?
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Rubystars on August 18, 2010, 02:40:31 PM
Remote viewing is like an out of body experience right? Scary stuff.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 18, 2010, 02:48:16 PM
Remote viewing is like an out of body experience right? Scary stuff.

Not that I know of. It would imply 'seeing remotely with the minds eye'. I don't think you would have to leave your body for that, but if you want to be certain, you'd have to consult the cia. Rumour has it that they use remote viewers for espionage.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Rubystars on August 18, 2010, 02:54:06 PM
Remote viewing is like an out of body experience right? Scary stuff.

Not that I know of. It would imply 'seeing remotely with the minds eye'. I don't think you would have to leave your body for that, but if you want to be certain, you'd have to consult the cia. Rumour has it that they use remote viewers for espionage.

They did have a program for it, but I'm not sure how successful it was.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Zelhar on August 18, 2010, 02:59:08 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: muman613 on August 18, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.

I believe that the tinfoil hat does work in these situations...

(http://onepeople.org/files/tin-foil-hat.jpg)
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: cjd on August 18, 2010, 03:09:59 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.
I have it on good authority that the Papal pigeons are the most sinister of spies. They seem to be just hanging around however they have that remote viewing down to a science. Strangely there were no pigeons on the street yesterday when I arrived at the meeting.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: nessuno on August 18, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.
I have it on good authority that the Papal pigeons are the most sinister of spies. They seem to be just hanging around however they have that remote viewing down to a science. Strangely there were no pigeons on the street yesterday when I arrived at the meeting.
I hear there is a 16 day training program for the pigeons located in a innocuous Corona, New York coop.  It's top secret. :crazy:
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: cjd on August 18, 2010, 03:40:54 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.
I have it on good authority that the Papal pigeons are the most sinister of spies. They seem to be just hanging around however they have that remote viewing down to a science. Strangely there were no pigeons on the street yesterday when I arrived at the meeting.
I hear there is a 16 day training program for the pigeons located in a innocuous Corona, New York coop.  It's top secret. :crazy:
Deep in a subterranean cavern under spaghetti park in Corona N.Y is the pigeon brooding center.... Only the finest pigeons are selected for this program....The pigeons spend their early days observing the parks residents play boccie and drinking demitasse  coffee
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on August 18, 2010, 03:47:30 PM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.

 ;D
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on August 18, 2010, 04:50:55 PM
Re:  "I can do all that and more with 'remote viewing'. "

In that case, you can fill me in on what went down at the meeting!     ;D
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on August 18, 2010, 05:01:09 PM
Re:  "...[remote viewing] Hmm what's that?"

A technique employing "psychic ability to 'see' that which you wish to surveil...such as when the U.S. military wanted to know what was going on at a Soviet top secret military site, etc...they used trained "psychics" to sit in meditation and 'send' their minds to that exact location, and then draw the entire sites and the machinery they were constructing, etc... so that our intelligence people would know what the enemy was up to.  This was heavily  studied by both the USSR and the USA.

It's the same type of thing like when the police employ a psychic to find lost children and buried bodies.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on August 18, 2010, 05:14:08 PM
You guys are weirdos, but I love ya'll anyways.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on August 18, 2010, 09:25:21 PM
Rubystars:  [re:  remote viewing]
"They did have a program for it, but I'm not sure how successful it was."

Actually, remote viewing turned out to be highly successful.

The only reason the Military had to cancel the program was because they caught Malvin Paskowitz remote viewing the shower room on the third floor of the Phi Mu Sorority House!
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 19, 2010, 03:54:52 AM
There is a distinction among the kookoos between remote viewing and astral projection (which is leaving the body and traveling even beyond earth.
I have it on good authority that the Papal pigeons are the most sinister of spies. They seem to be just hanging around however they have that remote viewing down to a science. Strangely there were no pigeons on the street yesterday when I arrived at the meeting.

What about digital bees with cameras?
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 19, 2010, 03:59:55 AM
Re:  "I can do all that and more with 'remote viewing'. "

In that case, you can fill me in on what went down at the meeting!     ;D

Well, I did see some flashes of some JTF-er wearing pink underwear, but I'm not sure if I'm willing to know who it was.
Title: Re: What an awesome JTF meeting!
Post by: Spiraling Leopard on August 19, 2010, 09:42:33 AM
Re:  "I can do all that and more with 'remote viewing'. "

In that case, you can fill me in on what went down at the meeting!     ;D

Well, I did see some flashes of some JTF-er wearing pink underwear, but I'm not sure if I'm willing to know who it was.

Anyone want to confess yet?