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Title: LOLs
Post by: Chai on October 18, 2010, 09:17:41 PM
Pregnancy
In an Orthodox wedding the bride's sister is pregnant.
In a conservative wedding the bride is pregnant.
In a reform wedding the rabbi is pregnant.
In a reconstructionist wedding the rabbi and her girlfriend are pregnant.

Ruben Castaneda, Dos Palos, California, USA


Title: Re: LOLs
Post by: Meerkat on October 18, 2010, 11:53:01 PM
im usually open to more liberal versions of Judaism, but reconstructionism is avodah zarah
Title: Re: LOLs
Post by: Rubystars on October 19, 2010, 07:03:37 AM
Not so much LOL but more sadness.