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Title: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: mord on November 10, 2010, 01:20:57 PM

 : Passing of An Icon
 
 
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.   

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.  The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turn-overs.  He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:  John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift!!

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 10, 2010, 01:35:23 PM

Maybe Buchanus administered the fatal poke, not sure which was his back or his front side?  :laugh:

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: Lisa on November 10, 2010, 01:37:33 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy was cute. 

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: muman613 on November 10, 2010, 03:07:18 PM

This guy?
(http://www.libertylive.org/Uploads/doughboy33.jpg)

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: t_h_j on November 10, 2010, 04:36:12 PM

Quote from: Dr. Brennan Fan on November 10, 2010, 01:35:23 PM

Maybe Buchanus administered the fatal poke, not sure which was his back or his front side?  :laugh:

ugh

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: Lisa on November 10, 2010, 05:35:56 PM

Let's not even compare the sweet, cute cuddly Pillsbury Doughboy to the disgusting Fag Buchanus. 

If Fag is poking anyone, I say it would be Hutton Gibson. 

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on November 10, 2010, 05:45:07 PM

Quote from: Lisa on November 10, 2010, 05:35:56 PM

Let's not even compare the sweet, cute cuddly Pillsbury Doughboy to the disgusting Fag Buchanus. 

If Fag is poking anyone, I say it would be Hutton Gibson. 

I wasn't comparing him to Fag. I was saying that the Doughboy was a rape victim of Fag and succumbed to that injury.

Title: Re: Join me in the sad death of an Icon
Post by: דוד בן זאב אריה on November 10, 2010, 10:50:45 PM

This was a bit done by the late George Carlin.