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Title: Looking for work HILARIOUS
Post by: The One and Only Mo on July 04, 2011, 12:05:31 PM

A doctor from Israel says:  "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."
 
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
 
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are
way behind us..in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from
Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls...we made him President of the
United States, and now....the whole country is looking for work.

Title: Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
Post by: muman613 on July 04, 2011, 05:06:35 PM

(http://i.mobavatar.com/funny-me/so-funny.jpg)

Title: Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
Post by: Abben on July 05, 2011, 07:35:41 PM

thats great. I would love to have that as a bumper sticker but it would be too much text

Title: Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 06, 2011, 07:49:51 PM

 :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D

Title: Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
Post by: Mishmaat on July 06, 2011, 10:28:35 PM

 :::D

That's a good one.