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Title: You may be a Muslim if...
Post by: The One and Only Mo on February 12, 2012, 12:41:13 PM
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocke launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
Title: Re: You may be a Muslim if...
Post by: syyuge on February 12, 2012, 03:03:37 PM
  ;D :laugh: :::D :::D
Title: Re: You may be a Muslim if...
Post by: Rational Jew on February 12, 2012, 09:48:46 PM
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocke launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim

12. You are less attractive to your wif(v)e(s) than to your neighbour's camel.
You may be a Muslim

13. Porky Pig makes you think you go to hell.
You may be a Muslim

14. You consider toilet paper a 'disgusting American habit' but fine with making your hands smell dirty.
You may be a Muslim

15. You enjoy depicting Jews as 'nazis', yet depiction of your pedophile so-called prophet encourages you to bomb buildings and cars.
You may be a Muslim