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Title: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: muman613 on July 31, 2012, 04:33:52 PM
I saw this while in line in the grocery store last night. It appears that there is a story going around that Bill Clinton is dying, and he wont live another six months. I normally don't pray for people to die, but Bill Clinton is one who I would not cry {actually I would throw a party} if he were to die.

I hope he dies while campaigning for the 'Commanda in Cheef' this election season:


http://www.showbizspy.com/article/209735/bill-clinton-believes-he-will-be-dead-in-six-months.html

(http://cdn.showbizspy.com/static/201232.jpg)


BILL Clinton has allegedly been begging wife Hillary to call off their divorce before he dies.

The former President is said to be ailing fast and devastated that he won’t live to see his first grandchild, Globe magazine reports.

“Bill has lost a shocking amount of weight and insiders say he has just six months to live,” dished a mole.
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Post by: Tag-MehirTzedek on July 31, 2012, 04:39:35 PM
This was written August 10, 2010 almost 2 years ago.
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Post by: The One and Only Mo on July 31, 2012, 04:39:51 PM
lol
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Post by: USAReturn2GodNow1776 on July 31, 2012, 04:39:57 PM
Good riddance.
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Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 31, 2012, 04:45:05 PM
Not entirely sure I'd buy what's in a tabloid.
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Post by: Rubystars on July 31, 2012, 04:47:10 PM
Funny post Muman.
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Post by: USAReturn2GodNow1776 on July 31, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
Good riddance
Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: muman613 on July 31, 2012, 04:54:43 PM
This was written August 10, 2010 almost 2 years ago.

Well its in the news today...

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/249503/bill-clinton-is-dying.html/249503

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/globe-magazine-chelsea-clinton-pregnant/

The current issue of Globe Magazine features the cover story ‘Grandchild for Dying Bill Clinton.’  Bill has progressive cardiovascular disease that has already required extensive open heart surgery.  He follows a highly restrictive diet and although he remains active Bill is in fragile health. This week the magazine has the scoop on Chelsea Clinton and her hubby Mark Mezvinsky expecting their first baby together.  They have the photos of her baby bump taken on April 9th, 2012.

Chelsea is the only child of former U.S. President Bill Clinton and current U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. She is currently serving as Special Correspondent for NBC News.  Chelsea is desperate to give her Dad a grandchild before he dies.

(http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/Globe-Magazine-Hilary-Hilton-Pregnant.jpg)
Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: Rubystars on July 31, 2012, 04:56:17 PM
Well its in the news today...

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/249503/bill-clinton-is-dying.html/249503

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/globe-magazine-chelsea-clinton-pregnant/

I think that same magazine had photoshopped together some "Steve Irwin death pics" too.
Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: muman613 on July 31, 2012, 05:01:27 PM
I don't know if it is true.... We can always dream...
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Post by: TruthSpreader on July 31, 2012, 05:33:47 PM
If only it were true.
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Post by: serbian army on July 31, 2012, 06:28:05 PM
Short video, I hope many of you will see it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tixDqZurEAA
Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: Debbie Shafer on July 31, 2012, 08:01:28 PM
He really does not look well at all...so skinny and pale. 
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Post by: Rubystars on July 31, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
I think he had to go on a vegan diet because of his heart disease. That must've been hard for a man of his generation who grew up in a state like Arkansas to switch to eating like that. If he looks a bit anemic that could be why in addition to his heart issues.
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Post by: Confederate Kahanist on July 31, 2012, 11:54:10 PM
I think he had to go on a vegan diet because of his heart disease.

I guess that's what he get's for eating at McDonalds everyday. 
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Post by: Zelhar on August 01, 2012, 04:27:05 AM
It seems to me like tabloid bs.
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Post by: Rubystars on August 01, 2012, 08:38:06 AM
I guess that's what he get's for eating at McDonalds everyday.

McDonald's actually has some better stuff now but still not something you would want to eat every day as even their salads have sugar and you can't trust that the employees handle things in a sanitary way. The only thing I'd probably eat from there now would be their pre-packaged items like the fruit and walnut salad, and even then you have to check the expiration date on them.
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Post by: nopeaceforland on August 01, 2012, 09:10:13 AM
That is good news, but wake me when Carter is on life support and only a plug pull away from freedom! :laugh:
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Post by: nessuno on August 01, 2012, 09:30:02 AM
If his heart was so 'weak' he would be given an Left Ventricular Assist Device, just like Dick Cheney had, as a bridge to transplant.
After all he was President of the United States.  He would get a transplant.

Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on August 01, 2012, 09:31:07 AM
That is good news, but wake me when Carter is on life support and only a plug pull away from freedom! :laugh:

It's a tabloid.

It's not true unfortunately. 
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Post by: TruthSpreader on August 02, 2012, 08:09:45 AM
Photoshop? Too bad. It would be awesome if that was actually the truth...

No question about it. It was photoshopped.

Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: TruthSpreader on August 02, 2012, 08:20:08 AM
Who knows, it may happen in near future for real. LOL.

Yes we can dream can't we?

Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: Nachus on August 02, 2012, 08:36:07 PM
 :dance:


NATO should rot just like all the other toxins in this world.  Long live the great Serbian people! 
Title: Re: GREAT NEWS: Bill Clinton is dying!
Post by: TruthSpreader on August 02, 2012, 08:43:40 PM
True. And sooner or later the punishment will come for Clinton.

And he will burn in hell forever!