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Title: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: mord on July 14, 2007, 10:46:35 AM
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Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying


Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege rodents were carrying advanced Western spy gear

Dudi Cohen Published:  07.13.07, 23:43 / Israel News 




Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.

 

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
 

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
 

"I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject," he said. He refused to give further details.
 

Recently, Iran has increased its efforts in combating espionage by the West. The use of rodents has not been documented in the past.




http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3425130%2C00.html
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Until Shiloh Comes on July 14, 2007, 11:11:17 AM
Hello mord, and good day to you.

This report is so ridiculous, I had to question its legitimacy when I first read it.   It sounds like something out of 'The Onion'.   Great find.

Kindest regards until Shiloh comes,
Christopher
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Dexter on July 14, 2007, 11:12:04 AM
Haha, they will execute them ?
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 14, 2007, 12:07:21 PM
Maybe they will get bubonic plague from them!
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Ehud on July 14, 2007, 12:15:38 PM
Achmadinijad and Khomeini just want to use them to probe theirs butts for rectal cancer, especially since all of their doctors are preparing to blow themselves up.  The reason they need 14 is because some will inevitably die from the wretched stench.

By the way, I met a Muslim girl yesterday who's dream has always been to become a doctor.  Should I have reported her to Homeland Security?    :o
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Aaron on July 14, 2007, 12:24:34 PM
That's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard.
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Ehud on July 14, 2007, 12:26:22 PM
Where do you find this bizarre stuff anyways, mord?
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on July 14, 2007, 12:54:09 PM
Ze'ev, kindly post in my Storm88 poll exactly the kinds of threads that beast was making. People are criticizing me for making dirty questions about that creature.
Title: Re: 14 squrrials arrested in Iran for spying
Post by: Ehud on July 14, 2007, 01:00:55 PM
I didn't save any of his posts, and I didn't read the one that he kept posting over and over again, but the one he said about exterminating Russian Jewry "root and branch" is in his Hello thread.  I'll post what happened though.