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Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine'
Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine'
An Iranian businessman claims to have mastered time with a machine that allows users to fast forward up to eight years into the future. Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.
Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."
Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.
"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."
Razeghi said his latest project has been criticised by friends and relatives for "trying to play God" with ordinary lives and history. "This project is not against our religious values at all. The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost," he said. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."
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:::D :::D :::D :::D
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I wonder if ahmadinijad or hassan nazrallah ried it would they know they are already dead
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Before we judge the man and his machine, let's give it a spin! ;D
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Oh so now they can predict what will occur in 706 A.D.
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I have an update on this breakthrough. Here is a picture of two Iranian scientists testing it out:
(http://www.grolschfilmworks.com/media/uploads/images/austin-powers-spy-who-shagged-me_480_poster.jpg)
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I believe I have found some top-secret images of this high-technology innovation of the Iranian 'scientists'...
Here is an image of the machine...
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/10/back-tofuture-delorean-660.jpg)
This top-secret image illustrates the modern computer GUI employed by the time machine:
(http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/BacktotheFutureHoaxDate.jpg)
Notice the ultra-special ionic propulsion unit which powers the time unit:
(http://1cupawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/back-to-the-future.jpg)
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Really?
Can we send all the muslims back to the stone age?
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http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/334482.The_Trolley_to_Yesterday
They went back in time and saw the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Muslims.
We read that book in 5th Grade. I also did a book report on it in 7th Grade.
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I believe I have found some top-secret images of this high-technology innovation of the Iranian 'scientists'...
Here is an image of the machine...
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/10/back-tofuture-delorean-660.jpg)
This top-secret image illustrates the modern computer GUI employed by the time machine:
(http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/BacktotheFutureHoaxDate.jpg)
Notice the ultra-special ionic propulsion unit which powers the time unit:
(http://1cupawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/back-to-the-future.jpg)
Here's another one of their inventions.
(http://theragingfanboy.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/billtedsexcellentadventure-phonebooth001.jpg)
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I wonder if the Iranian scientists already traveled into the future... and brought back evolved ape's to help with their space program.
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Here's another one of their inventions.
(http://theragingfanboy.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/billtedsexcellentadventure-phonebooth001.jpg)
Bill And Teds!!!
Awesome!
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Does this "time machine" include LSD? How stupid can they get. And making a "time machine" that is limited by only going a few years into the future is not really "mastering" time travel. It would theoretically just be a future machine. Bleh!
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Iranian invents the retardis.
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:usa+israel: :fist:
Cyrus the Great and the Shah promise they'll be back as soon as the machine is effective in working in the
reverse. LOL :o :::D
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If only time travel was real and not make believe.
But that would probably not happen.