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Jews Give Up World Control
Mel Gibson’s Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control
By Dan Barash
Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson’s father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world. In a press release, Jews stated, “Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 300 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests.”
Hutton Gibson stated he was pleased with the announcement, but expressed concern he was losing a scapegoat for all of his problems. He said he would be launching a search for a new minority group to demonize.
Many Jews expressed relief that they could give up burdensome responsibilities. Retired accountant Jerry Friedman, who controls all media in Montana, said, “I would just as well let the citizens of Montana manage their own TV and newspapers. Don’t get me wrong, Montana is a fine state. But it gets awfully cold, and there’s nowhere to get a good bagel.”
Attorney Allen Franks said he's glad he no longer has to manage Bulgarian monetary policy. “It was getting to be quite a hassle,” he said. “I already have a full time job and can’t even balance my own checkbook, let alone control the finances of an entire nation.”
Homemaker Judith Levine said she would “...miss the hustle and bustle of setting the international price for magnesium every day. But my son is about to be Bar Mitzvah'd, and oy! Such a party we're gonna have you wouldn't believe!”
Hollywood producer Sidney Greenbaum was pessimistic about the announcement. “Do you really think goyim know how to make movies?” he asked. “They'll all end up being high budget, technicolor snuff flicks if you leave things up to Mel and his kind.”
Comedy experts expressed concern that the business would suffer if Jews suddenly withdrew. According to one insider, “Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top. That’s not a world I want to live in.”
A potluck dinner in honor of Jews contributions to mankind will be held at the Hoboken Holiday Inn on April 3. All gentiles are welcome to attend. Participants will be encouraged to share an an offensive Jewish joke.
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“Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top. That’s not a world I want to live in.”
LMAO. Funny stuff.
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LOL LOL LOL Thats hysterical
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It really is quite complimentary to think that Jews control the world.
Jews are such a tiny minority.
About 1/4 of 1% of the world's population is Jewish.
To even contemplate that such a miniscule group of people could wield such power, should be taken as a sign of respect and awe for all the amazing accomplishments and contributions the Jewish people have made throughout history.
Of course, the anti-Semitic asshats will never admit this, but fueling their complaints about Jewish world domination is a feeling of jealousy and inadequacy; because it's quite impossible to deny that Jews have made so many monumental contributions to humanity, so far out of proportion to their tiny numbers, that all other groups pale in comparison.
It's almost like a bad case of penis envy.
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The funny part is that if somebody stood before a crowd and ascribed world domination to baptists, rastafarians, the Irish, Polaks, hare crishnas or any other single group, they'd all fall about in laughing fits.
Ascribe these fairytales to Jews and they'll all believe it!
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Actually, didn't that Matheis guy claim it was us Catholics? Theres loads of videos on YouTube claiming that Catholics run the world, sometimes in an alliance with Jews! One video on YouTube even claims that it's the Mormons!!! It says that they dominate America's finances, and use "magic underwear"!!!
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Actually, didn't that Matheis guy claim it was us Catholics? Theres loads of videos on YouTube claiming that Catholics run the world, sometimes in an alliance with Jews! One video on YouTube even claims that it's the Mormons!!! It says that they dominate America's finances, and use "magic underwear"!!!
Magic underwear? Whoever came up with that must believe that conspiracy theories are nonsense, and threw that in as a means of messing with the poor souls who will believe anything.
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Actually, didn't that Matheis guy claim it was us Catholics? Theres loads of videos on YouTube claiming that Catholics run the world, sometimes in an alliance with Jews! One video on YouTube even claims that it's the Mormons!!! It says that they dominate America's finances, and use "magic underwear"!!!
All I know about mormon perverts is that they have a liking for pedophilia and murder. Kinda like cold weather arabs with better hygiene.
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Sorry, but I refuse to give up my portion of world control.
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Actually, didn't that Matheis guy claim it was us Catholics? Theres loads of videos on YouTube claiming that Catholics run the world, sometimes in an alliance with Jews! One video on YouTube even claims that it's the Mormons!!! It says that they dominate America's finances, and use "magic underwear"!!!
Magic underwear? Whoever came up with that must believe that conspiracy theories are nonsense, and threw that in as a means of messing with the poor souls who will believe anything.
Actually, Hail Columbia, the magic underpants are real. Some mormons believe that people who have worn them have made it alive through events that would have killed anyone not wearing the holy garments.
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Actually, didn't that Matheis guy claim it was us Catholics? Theres loads of videos on YouTube claiming that Catholics run the world, sometimes in an alliance with Jews! One video on YouTube even claims that it's the Mormons!!! It says that they dominate America's finances, and use "magic underwear"!!!
Magic underwear? Whoever came up with that must believe that conspiracy theories are nonsense, and threw that in as a means of messing with the poor souls who will believe anything.
Actually, Hail Columbia, the magic underpants are real. Some mormons believe that people who have worn them have made it alive through events that would have killed anyone not wearing the holy garments.
Well sign me up for 8 pairs of 'magic mormon pervert Y-fronts'.............
Do have them in the Sears catalogue? :laugh:
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If you follow John Safran's steps in this video, I'm sure you'll be able to get a pair if you so desire. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXzHLiHTOU
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If you follow John Safran's steps in this video, I'm sure you'll be able to get a pair if you so desire. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXzHLiHTOU
Good underpants are essential for the red blooded hetro male. What else do we watch football and scratch ourselves in?