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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lisa on March 20, 2014, 12:28:27 AM
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For all you New York metro area people, this is just a reminder that our monthly is tomorrow night, which is Thursday December 20 at 6:30 p.m.
I've already sent out private messages with the details.
But if any of you have questions or you think you'll be in NYC tomorrow night, please send either me or Chaim a private message.
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You know dat December be the third month of the civil year, UMM HMM! It be da affirmative action calendar, UMM HMM!
Dat be why we be gettin snow in the beginning of Spring. Da mother ship be changin da seasons so we be back in da beginin of Winta, UMM HMM! It be called global warming, UMM HMM!
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For all you New York metro area people, this is just a reminder that our monthly is tomorrow night, which is Thursday December 20 at 6:30 p.m.
Dem Jews be sayin dat December 20, 2014, be Shabbat. UMM HMM! It be a Jew conspiracy, UMM HMM! Of course it be dark by dat time. It also be da 5th night of Hanukkah so Shabbat be over by den.
When it gonna be the 5th night of Kwanzaa? I be longin for dem days of shop liftin. UMM HMM! December 20 be 5 days before da last day of shop liftin. December 25 be the last day. When all dem white Christians folks' stores be closed, we gonna go shop liftin, UMM HMM!
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Today is December? I think you made a typo.
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Today is December? I think you made a typo.
Corrected.
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Another brain fart... I thought it was an early April 1st joke originally...
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No comments on my joke about affirmative action calendars?