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Title: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: admin on September 18, 2007, 10:42:28 PM
I've always wanted to visit Australia and New Zealand but they're so far away.

In 6th Grade, we learned about Australia in Social Studies and I really liked what we learned. That's also when I first found out about Aborigines.

Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 18, 2007, 10:54:58 PM
My grandfather started trading in the New Hebrides (now Vanuatu) at the age of 13 with a small sailboat. He'd buy copra (coconut 'meat') and trocus shells from the canibals, sell it in Villa at a profit, load up with calico, razor blades, hand tools etc then sell them to the same natives at another profit. In those days canibalism was still in full swing. He survived in those outer islands because he was so damn mean the natives were frightened of him.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 18, 2007, 11:59:45 PM
Americans use the name Oceania to refer to the continent of Australia and the islands of The Pacific, especially New Zealand. How do Australians use the term?



We used to. But since the Hawk/ Keating gov't of the 80s started peddling all the BS about us being "Part of Asia", it's not used as much.

PS: You'd have loved our Island, Malekula. There were 'man-bush' living in the highlands few white men ever saw. They never went to the coast and couldn't swim.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:09:26 AM
Where is that island?


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Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:11:57 AM
We used to. But since the Hawk/ Keating gov't of the 80s started peddling all the BS about us being "Part of Asia", it's not used as much.


I guess it's like the term "Asia-Pacific". Israel actually is in Asia yet The Middle East is usually ignored from being a part of Asia. And politically correct people hijacked the term Asian to refer to Orientals. What is your opinion on the hijacking of the term Asian?



Asia is too broad for such a diverse region. They should specify East Asia, South East Asia, North Asia, Central Asia etc.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:13:15 AM
Why did you call it "your" island?



Malekula.

My Grandfather was Known as the Monarch of Malekula.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:14:43 AM
Australia is awesome.  I spent a week and a half in the region of Cairns.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:18:43 AM
Australia is awesome.  I spent a week and a half in the region of Cairns.

What state is that in?

Queensland.

We went diving at the Great Barrier Reef, rented a jeep and drove up and down the coast, ate Baramundi and saw a Cassowary.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:21:12 AM
Australia is awesome.  I spent a week and a half in the region of Cairns.

What state is that in?

Queensland.

We went diving at the Great Barrier Reef, rented a jeep and drove up and down the coast, ate Baramundi and saw a Cassowary.

The Cassowary was the one animal even Steve Irwin wouldn't mess with. They kill.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:24:18 AM
What's a baramundi?

An absolutely delicious freshwater fish.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:26:13 AM
Is it kosher (Fins and scales.)?

I'm not sure.  Newman would know.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:32:46 AM
Are cassowary non-kosher fish?

No.  They're huge, flightless birds...like an ostrich, with a beautiful blue and red coloration.

The cassowary is not to be messed with.  They have huge 'claws' and have been known to disembowel a full-grown man when provoked.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:34:43 AM
Is it kosher (Fins and scales.)?

I'm not sure.  Newman would know.
Yes. And it's one of very few really good-tasting freshwater fish in the world.

The cassowarry is a rainforest version of the emu. Like a small ostridge but very agressive. The big middle toe will go right thriugh your skull if they kick you.

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Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:37:17 AM
What's disembowel?

The tearing out of guts.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 12:38:54 AM
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Look at the claws on that thing.  Yikes!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:40:23 AM
What's disembowel?

The tearing out of guts.

Kangaroos can do that, too.

The large bucks will knock you flat, get on top of you and rip with toes on their massive hind legs.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 12:43:53 AM
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Look at the claws on that thing.  Yikes!

Not a good pic. That middle toe is usually 5-6" long, over 1.5" wide and sharp as a tent peg. Imagine the most powerful Thai boxer in the world with huge tent spike on his boot kicking you.

'Yikes' is what I'd say.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:06:19 AM
Will that bird or kangaroos eat people?



No they're herbivorous, but they will kill in defense.

 Like africa, the most dangerous animals are not the carnivors. The cape buffalo (also found in Australia) kills more people than lions. The hippo kills more people than crocodiles over there, too.

What will eat you in Australia are these huge wild/ feral pigs. They'll run you down and eat you easy. Large boers get well over 500lbs.

Plus the saltwater crocodiles, too. Often 16- 20 feet.

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Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:25:52 AM
Those feral pigs above are descended from domestic stock. Despite centuries of selective breeding to create domestic pigs, after 2 or 3 generations wild they grow armour plating like the wild boers of centuries ago. Nature takes over very quickly.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:28:17 AM
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Hogzilla!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:29:15 AM
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Thook at the gun in that kid's hand.  Yikes!

Looks like a Smith and Wesson 500.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:31:09 AM
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Looks more like a Grizzly Bear than a pig!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:32:50 AM
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Looks more like a Grizzly Bear than a pig!


When they come at you at 30+ mph, you make the shot count!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
(http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/26808/2000858108269539269_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000858108269539269)

Looks more like a Grizzly Bear than a pig!


When they come at you at 30+ mph, you make the shot count!

Can you imagine something like that wanting to kill you?
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:38:30 AM
(http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/26808/2000858108269539269_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000858108269539269)

Looks more like a Grizzly Bear than a pig!


When they come at you at 30+ mph, you make the shot count!

Can you imagine something like that wanting to kill you?

They're even less fussy about what they eat than a croc'. They're like a Tiger Shark.....eats anything. They're mean as hell, too.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:39:59 AM
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They're even less fussy about what they eat than a croc'. They're like a Tiger Shark.....eats anything. They're mean as hell, too.

I've heard that they can make an entire corpse disappear.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:46:52 AM
We should have a JTF Barbecue on some deserted beach in Western Australia!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:47:46 AM
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They're even less fussy about what they eat than a croc'. They're like a Tiger Shark.....eats anything. They're mean as hell, too.

I've heard that they can make an entire corpse disappear.

A pig usually leaves a few bits & pieces but a smaller one would clean up after. My experience with boers has been that unlike other predators, they don't kill their prey outright first. They start hoeing in while it's alive!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 01:51:01 AM
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A pig usually leaves a few bits & pieces but a smaller one would clean up after. My experience with boers has been that unlike other predators, they don't kill their prey outright first. They start hoeing in while it's alive!

The great Steve Irwin used to wrestle them.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 01:51:40 AM
We should have a JTF Barbecue on some deserted beach in Western Australia!

Feral pig hunting would be good practice for JTFers and what's to come. Those pigs are alot like bogestinian arabs.

They're ugly, smelly, dangerous, cruel and they're an introduced pest that turn everything into a desert!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 02:04:57 AM
We should have a JTF Barbecue on some deserted beach in Western Australia!

But only for The Righteous Gentiles.
We can have a lot of other stuff other than pig.

We can have baramundi and beef.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 02:10:11 AM
We should have a JTF Barbecue on some deserted beach in Western Australia!

But only for The Righteous Gentiles.
We can have a lot of other stuff other than pig.

We can have baramundi and beef.

The goyim would go berserk on our shellfish down here. The Sydney rock oyster is to die for.

In West Aussie there's a place called Monkey Mayer where wild dolphins will just swim up for a pat.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 02:11:43 AM
But the beef has to be from a kosher slaughter and separate from the non-kosher food.

Of course.  

Let's organize the meeting first.  Then we can think about food.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: Joe Schmo on September 19, 2007, 02:13:27 AM
The goyim would go berserk on our shellfish down here. The Sydney rock oyster is to die for.

In West Aussie there's a place called Monkey Mayer where wild dolphins will just swim up for a pat.

Sounds awesome!
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 02:14:36 AM
But the beef has to be from a kosher slaughter and separate from the non-kosher food.

Of course.  

Let's organize the meeting first.  Then we can think about food.

There are kosher wineries her, too. I here the stuff's even drinkable. ;)
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: AussieJTFer on September 19, 2007, 02:50:47 AM
Monkey Mia is pretty awesome.
I doubt that there is a kosher butcher in Brisbane, we have a few in Melbourne and there are also some in Sydney. Orthodox members of communities outside those two cities usually have to get meat shipped in every month or so. Being an orthodox Jew in places like Darwin, Alice Springs or Far North Queensland would be impossible.
Title: Re: I've always been facisanted with Oceania.
Post by: newman on September 19, 2007, 02:52:55 AM
Monkey Mia is pretty awesome.
I doubt that there is a kosher butcher in Brisbane, we have a few in Melbourne and there are also some in Sydney. Orthodox members of communities outside those two cities usually have to get meat shipped in every month or so. Being an orthodox Jew in places like Darwin, Alice Springs or Far North Queensland would be impossible.

And this drought's mucking up the vegetables so it's hard times for the orthodox.