I'll have to check in with the forum NYC Subway/Sewer Expert . JohnsonBrown.
He may be able to enlighten us on the feeding, enticing and molestation of any animals that occur within that system.
Sounds like he is right in the heart of it on a daily basis.
Lets me starts by just sayin dat dee alleygators is dee least of dee problems, I'm rather sits in dee sewer witt dee alleygators and lets them molest me's den rides witt dee animals on dee train.
They am 2 trains, you have dee bengali express and there you am have your mixture of goat herders, ones dat just smells like goats, half slant eyes, you dot heads, you darkies and you whiteys dat look likes salt sprinkled in. Den dee udder train is dee Jungle express and there you have you little monkeys, you big monkeys, you apes, your orangutans, you gorillas, you beans, you slit eyes, you goat herders dat gots on dee wrong train and you whiteys. Gives me dee alleygators, please.
Now abouts dee gators, I think everyone no dis, years ago little Jewish children use to go to Miami on vacation and bring back little alleygators buts when they gots home to dee east side of manhattan or to Brooklyn their mothers use to say "govalt" gets rid of dat and they use to flush dem down dee toilet and that how dee gators got in dee sewers. Buts I don't no's how it all started witt dee animals on dee trains.