The Bill enacts the following:
-All students are forbidden to purchase notebooks, paper, pens, or pencils...henceforth they must purchase KY Jelly, Anal-Eze, black leather clothes, & ball gags, and bring them to class each day.
-Students are immediately forbidden to raise their hand and say "HERE" in response to roll call...now they must answer either "GAY", "BI", "LES", or "TRANS" when their names are called.
-Mandatory assemblies will be called for such subjects as:
"THE WHITE BREEDERS--DESTROYERS OF OUR PLANETARY PRIDE"
"LATINA-CHICANA-LESBIANA-LUNCHBOX"
"THE FILMS OF TOM 'CRUISE'"
"YOUR PARENTS CAN NOT BE TRUSTED"
"HEATHER HAS THREE "IT-SHES"