Read my joke:) Told this once but we got new members ;)

[MasterWolf1]

A Christian, a Jew and a Muzzie gotten into a huge car accident that claimed all 3 lives and they all went up to heaven to meet G-d.

And G-d told them all if they would be so kind enough to hand me  your brains for medical studies for cancer and other diseases I would pay you all a handsome reward.

So the Christian gave G-d his brain and, G-d looks and nods and pleased what he saw and rewards the man 50 billion dollars.  The man said Thank you my Lord.

The Jew also gave his brains to G-d and he again looks and nods and is pleased what he saw, rewards the man 50 billion dollars.  The man said Thank you my Lord.

Then the Muzzie gives G-d his brain, and G-d looks puzzled and befuddled a bit.  He is actually shaking his head in disbelief and rewards the man 5 dollars.  The Muzzie said to G-d.

" G-d you gave the Christian and the Jew each 50 billion and me only 5 dollars, why you gave them so much and me so little"

And G-d replied,  " I can not give something at full price to something that is not fully used".

 

[Shlomo]

A wild mob of 15 people chase a muslim into a shop and proceed to beat him. Eventually, the police arrive and arrest everyone.

One of the cops walks over to the shop owner and asks if he saw what had happened.

The clerk replied "Yes, I couldn't believe it happened right here in front of me!"

The police officer asked "Why didn’t you help out?"

The clerk shook his head and replied, "I thought 15 was already enough."

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Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

[MasterWolf1]

Obama walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "So whats your poison?"

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

 

[Americanhero1]

That was great  

[MasterWolf1]

Why do Muzzies cover their wives and yet expose their camels?

Cause the camel looks and smell better

[MasterWolf1]

Allah Snack Bars...

Now with more nuts!!!!

[Rubystars]

Muslim Verizon commercial:

Can you hear me BOOM

(You've got to love those terrorist-killing cell phone explosives courtesy of Israel)

[Yonatan777]

ISLAM = I Steal Lie And Murder

Save America, No More Husseins in the White House!

[Rubystars]

ISLAM = I Steal Lie And Murder

I love that acronym!

[HiWarp]

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Q. What does the sign say above the nursery in a muslim maternity ward?
A. “Live ammunition.”

Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in England?
A: Any female under the age of eighteen.
Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in France?
A: Any female under the age of sixteen.
Q: What’s the definition of a virgin in the Middle East?
A: Any camel that can run faster than an Muslim.